How to Keep Conversation with a Woman Brief

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    Over the years, I’ve learned that if I see an attractive woman, she’s already spoken for and, yes, she doesn’t mind at all that I make an idiot of myself and do things for her.  Mind you, I would never kick her dog…..

     

     

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    Vector Viking
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    That was freakin’ hysterical.

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    That is funny stuff.

    I found that being honest helps keep things brief. A woman once complained to me that her hubby spent too much time on the golf course. I asked her if she would rather have him sitting in perverts row throwing money at the poster lodged in the strippers ass crack. Conversation over.

    I went to a western store to buy a pair of boots. I tried a pair on and a young female sales clerk happened to be walking by. I asked her if these boots made my ass look fat in these pants. The look of bewilderment on her face was priceless. She was squirming and speechless. I just hopes she remembers how awkward she felt when she s~~~ tests her BF. Sometimes this equality thing just works for me.

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    @ Gsmart, you must be a poodle kicker no? just like in the video? Chunky flying poodle parts? from your tri frag ammo? You can tell me, I won’t tell anyone else, I promise!

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    @ MG. No poodle kicking here. I actually like animals. The exes 4 legged Schnauzer used to sexual assault my leg when I would go to pick up the kids. In a weird kind of way I actually thought it was a little flattering. Her other Schnauzer used to just try to f~~~ my mind. I will confess that I have dispatched 2 cats years and years ago. They really don’t have 9 lives. I’ve had some counseling since then. I’m almost a 3rd degree black belt in Anger Management.

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    Peterfa
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    It’s easier to just talk about work. If that fails, talk about resume writing. If she needs something, you can offer her your discounted resume writing skills or consultation.

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