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Over the years, I’ve learned that if I see an attractive woman, she’s already spoken for and, yes, she doesn’t mind at all that I make an idiot of myself and do things for her. Mind you, I would never kick her dog…..
That was freakin’ hysterical.
Anonymous9That is funny stuff.
I found that being honest helps keep things brief. A woman once complained to me that her hubby spent too much time on the golf course. I asked her if she would rather have him sitting in perverts row throwing money at the poster lodged in the strippers ass crack. Conversation over.
I went to a western store to buy a pair of boots. I tried a pair on and a young female sales clerk happened to be walking by. I asked her if these boots made my ass look fat in these pants. The look of bewilderment on her face was priceless. She was squirming and speechless. I just hopes she remembers how awkward she felt when she s~~~ tests her BF. Sometimes this equality thing just works for me.
Anonymous42@ Gsmart, you must be a poodle kicker no? just like in the video? Chunky flying poodle parts? from your tri frag ammo? You can tell me, I won’t tell anyone else, I promise!
Anonymous9@ MG. No poodle kicking here. I actually like animals. The exes 4 legged Schnauzer used to sexual assault my leg when I would go to pick up the kids. In a weird kind of way I actually thought it was a little flattering. Her other Schnauzer used to just try to f~~~ my mind. I will confess that I have dispatched 2 cats years and years ago. They really don’t have 9 lives. I’ve had some counseling since then. I’m almost a 3rd degree black belt in Anger Management.
It’s easier to just talk about work. If that fails, talk about resume writing. If she needs something, you can offer her your discounted resume writing skills or consultation.
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