How to Divorce Proof your marriage

[TaxGuyParticipant]

How to Divorce-Proof Your Marriage, According to a Divorce Lawyer Who’s Seen it All

Here’s some advice from a divorce lawyer, TO MEN, on how to divorce proof your marriage. Ready to let him know how stupid he is? Let’s play along:

1. Avoid communication breakdowns: You need to be candid and blunt with each other, really blunt, candid communication. Because eventually, the truth of your marriage and the truth of how it’s working and not working will come out.

Look, this isn’t a way to divorce-proof your marriage. It is however a way to accelerate the divorce, which is what you should be doing. The sooner you get out the less long term damage you’ve done to your life. But being candidly honest with a woman, like letting her know when she’s acting like a spoiled brat, will NOT lengthen the marriage. FAIL.

2. Don’t keep feelings bottled up: “Happy wife, happy life” builds resentment between each other. There has to be a give and take.

Uh, hey dumbass, you do realize that in your scenario it’s the woman that has to give, right? Yeah, good f~~~ing luck with that one. She will DEMAND to be happy. She’s not giving in on that right. Another way to speed up the divorce. I’m starting the think this guy has a boat payment coming up soon and is looking for customers. FAIL.

3. Don’t let sex issues linger: Over the years, the sex gets boring and you have a go-to “greatest hits” list. Sex becomes routine and boring. You change it through better communication.

For you it’s boring. She’s out getting some side action at this point. And she’s probably not going to “communicate” that fact to you. FAIL.

4. Stop trying to keep up with the Insta-Jones: Don’t compare yourself to your friends on Facebook. They only post the good times, not the struggles.

Duh right? But again, it’s Judy comparing the relationship to her friends, not him. So there’s really nothing the husbank can do to stop that . FAIL.

5. Don’t be an idiot on social media: Way too many affairs start on Facebook. It’s the most toxic website out there.

Duh right? But again, it’s just as likely that Judy has old boyfriends hitting on her. Hell, it’s more likely. And there’s really nothing the husbank can do to stop that. FAIL.

6. Don’t ever forget why you got married: As crazy as it sounds there are people out there who simply got married because they thought it was what they were supposed to do and only now, years into it, realizing that they didn’t think things through.

Yup, the blue pill conditioning is strong. But instead of never forgetting why you got married, I’ve got a better suggestion.

Never forget what brought you here.

So there you have it, straight from the divorce lawyer. There is no way to divorce proof your marriage. Oh, except for not doing it in the first place. I just wish he wasn’t such a pussy with #6 and came right out and said it. “I think there’s something to be said for thinking about why someone’s getting married.”

Or why someone doesn’t.

Order the good wine

[Knarley BobParticipant 2219]

Kill her on your honeymoon, by accident of course……….

OATHKEEPERS, not on our watch. MOLON LABE

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

How to avoid being in a train wreck? Don’t board the train.

[JustAnotherGuyParticipant]

Obvious answer is “Don’t get married”

Cupcakes are Cold. MGTOW is Absolute Zero.
“Let us wait a little; when your enemy is executing a false movement, never interrupt him” –Napoleon Bonaparte, 1805

[WPLParticipant 2390]

The only winning move is not to play.

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TaxGuy wrote:

How to Divorce-Proof Your Marriage, According to a Divorce Lawyer Who’s Seen it All

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Here’s some advice from a divorce lawyer, TO MEN, on how to divorce proof your marriage. Ready to let him know how stupid he is? Let’s play along:

1. Avoid communication breakdowns: You need to be candid and blunt with each other, really blunt, candid communication. Because eventually, the truth of your marriage and the truth of how it’s working and not working will come out.

Look, this isn’t a way to divorce-proof your marriage. It is however a way to accelerate the divorce, which is what you should be doing. The sooner you get out the less long term damage you’ve done to your life. But being candidly honest with a woman, like letting her know when she’s acting like a spoiled brat, will NOT lengthen the marriage. FAIL.

2. Don’t keep feelings bottled up: “Happy wife, happy life” builds resentment between each other. There has to be a give and take.

Uh, hey dumbass, you do realize that in your scenario it’s the woman that has to give, right? Yeah, good f~~~ing luck with that one. She will DEMAND to be happy. She’s not giving in on that right. Another way to speed up the divorce. I’m starting the think this guy has a boat payment coming up soon and is looking for customers. FAIL.

3. Don’t let sex issues linger: Over the years, the sex gets boring and you have a go-to “greatest hits” list. Sex becomes routine and boring. You change it through better communication.

For you it’s boring. She’s out getting some side action at this point. And she’s probably not going to “communicate” that fact to you. FAIL.

4. Stop trying to keep up with the Insta-Jones: Don’t compare yourself to your friends on Facebook. They only post the good times, not the struggles.

Duh right? But again, it’s Judy comparing the relationship to her friends, not him. So there’s really nothing the husbank can do to stop that . FAIL.

5. Don’t be an idiot on social media: Way too many affairs start on Facebook. It’s the most toxic website out there.

Duh right? But again, it’s just as likely that Judy has old boyfriends hitting on her. Hell, it’s more likely. And there’s really nothing the husbank can do to stop that. FAIL.

6. Don’t ever forget why you got married: As crazy as it sounds there are people out there who simply got married because they thought it was what they were supposed to do and only now, years into it, realizing that they didn’t think things through.

Yup, the blue pill conditioning is strong. But instead of never forgetting why you got married, I’ve got a better suggestion.

Never forget what brought you here.

So there you have it, straight from the divorce lawyer. There is no way to divorce proof your marriage. Oh, except for not doing it in the first place. I just wish he wasn’t such a pussy with #6 and came right out and said it. “I think there’s something to be said for thinking about why someone’s getting married.”

Or why someone doesn’t.

If you read his advice, he admits if you are already married, its basically not possible to stop the inevitable divorce. Start preparing well, wel in advance and possibly if an opportune situation arises, premept and file before her. Always file first. Being the plaintiff is better for the man. Lawyers may tell you it doesnt matter but they are lying. Be the plaintiff, make your stbxw the defendant.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[MorpheusParticipant 2177]

A divorce lawyer who wants to kill his bottomline. I believe him.

[ForeverDoneParticipant 2928]

Even simplier. Three words to follow and live by.

Ready??????

DON’T GET MARRIED

[ForeverDoneParticipant 2928]

Good lord. a divorce attorney writing opt-eds and books now… Great.

[ForeverDoneParticipant 2928]

A Year-By-Year Guide to Your Risk of Divorce

[AttonParticipant]

Don’t get married or get diplomatic immunity.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

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