How to be a successful fugitive

[J.D SilvernailParticipant 383]

For those of you who are interested in living off grid or leading a life of crime or who are just interested in learning a survival skill. This is a step by step method to avoid being caught by the local authorities.

Step 1:Be Prepared-you will need equipment(a handgun,amunition,a survival knife,explosives, a sleeping bag, a radio jammer,a fake ID,a backpack,first aid kit). You will also need training(escapology,gun disarming,martial arts,survival,and gun safety) before you get chased by police or sherriffs deputies. You will also need to be in great physical shape(be able to run 3 miles, swim 500 meters,do 18 pullups,and 50 pushups).
Step 2:Always pay in cash(not in credit cards,debit cards,or checks)-this will make you untraceable and your purchases unknown.
Step 3:Always change your license plates(if you have a car)-police use the license plate numbers to find out if they are following the right person. The best way to get license plates is to steal them when people have their garrage doors are open and when they are not in their garrage. I advise stealing the old license plates because they wont know or care that they went missing.
Step 4:Sleep somewhere different every night-This will make it impossible for the local authorities to know where to find you.
Step 5:Blend in-Look like and act like a normal person(be a master of disguise).Shave you head bald,get a new haircut, or die your hair a different color.
Step 6:Keep the cash flowing-do oddjobs to earn money.
Step 7:Keep a low profile-Dont draw any attention to yourself. If someone says that you look like the guy off of Americas most Wanted just say “yea i get that a lot” and dont panic or act strange.
Step 8:Keep Moving-The more you move,the harder you will be to find. Try to cross the border into another country(preferably mexico due to the abundace of illegal jobs).The cops in America dont have any jurisdiction in other countries(their very presence can cause a shoot out with a foreign government).
Step 9:Get rid of your cellphone-The local police and sherriff’s deputies have a device that can track cellphones(given to them by the federal government). This should have been step 2. My bad.
Step 10:Avoid cameras-Everyone has them these days(so dont ask me how to avoid them).The traffic light cameras are the most important to avoid(they can be avoided if you hitchhike and hide undercover inside the vehicle).
I hope all of my viewers liked this topic,learned a new survival skill,or just enjoyed reading about it.

I'm married to the game,but she broke her vows.

[RennieParticipant]

I always liked this site, it’s a goldmine of information on the subject of vanishing.

http://www.skeptictank.org/hs/vanish.htm

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