How to Be a Lazy MGTOW

[B12D2DHAEPAParticipant 21]

When people see that I have no wife, no girlfriend, and no children, they accuse me of being lazy.

And I have to admit that I am lazy. I am lazy in that I want to get as much as possible while doing the least.

But in my opinion, using the word “lazy” is a shaming technique. I prefer to use the word “efficient.”

Going MGTOW allows you to squeeze a lot out of life while doing very little.

Thanks to living a MGTOW lifestyle, I have been able to save up enough money in my early thirties to live off my investments, so I am now in semi-retirement mode. I work but I don’t work hard. I take it easy at work. I take long coffee and lunch breaks, chat with colleagues, and so forth. Of course, not working hard means that I get less done than if I stress myself, but I compensate simply by working more. Because I am a MGTOW who has no children, no wife, no girlfriend, and not too many friends, I simply work more. I stay back after five and work into the night when it gets dark. The office is quiet and I can get a lot done, and when I commute home, the train is less crowded, so I can get a seat and chill. I recommend living far from the city because the rent is low, and commuting is relaxing for me, and I don’t need to get home quickly because I am wifeless and childless.

When I get home, I watch some Netflix and MGTOW YouTube videos, and then I might jerk off to some porn before sleeping. I usually like to nofap (abstain from masturbating) for as long as possible until I feel like I need to release. I find that long stretches of nofapping interspersed with fapping works best.

If my manager doesn’t like my lazy MGTOW lifestyle and fires me, I can just find another job, and even if that proves to be difficult, I can just go to a job agency and ask them to help me find a job. Job agencies are normally paid according to how well they can find you a job, so they will work hard to move you to another job. You don’t need to think too hard about your career. Instead, use the services of career counselors, job agencies, and others.

My main point is that hard work is not necessary if you are a MGTOW. You are no longer a slave, so stop acting like one in order to earn validation from the gynocracy. Hard work or wage slavery is glorified by women and the gynocracy because they want to grow fields of resource-rich men from whom they will later extract resources using marriage.

After you go MGTOW, you have escaped the plantation, so there is no need to continue maintaining a slave mindset. You are free man, so embrace laziness. Embrace peace and tranquility. Enjoy a life free of drama and stress.

* Don’t work hard. Work more.
* Live a minimalist lifestyle.
* Invest 50% to 100% of your salary.
* Diversify your investments.
* Stay MGTOW.

[JackinovParticipant 5229]

“Lazy” and “Efficient” can go hand in hand. Why spend an hour doing something if you can do the same job in 30 minutes?

If my manager doesn’t like my lazy MGTOW lifestyle and fires me…

Pretty sure that would be illegal, but I wouldn’t put it past people to do that.

are you a chia pet in man drag

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

No you are not lazy—you are sensible. You will find non-MGTOW will resent your for this and their jealousy will become obvious.

Work hard if you wish at something you love—then it is not work at all. Work is what you must do in order to survive–nothing more.

And welcome home!

[HitmanParticipant]

i’m a zen minimalist type..
less is often better.
so your philosophy makes sense.
and welcome..
post an intro please.

[SolidusXParticipant 854]

I would not call this lazy I would call this efficient… You are doing what you are doing to take care of yourself. I totally believe in being lean and efficient and enjoying what life has to offer.

Knowledge is power..... Don't waste your brain on bullshit

[GrumpyParticipant]

Well, I read your post, took a nap, then was going to reply but I got tired agaizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[MarketWatcherParticipant]

Wow, one of the best topics I have read. We live a VERY similar life. I work as little as possible because I work with women. Thank God my financial house is in order. Don’t you love the going your own way lifestyle?! Lazy my ass. just making it look easy. 🙂

[BrainPilotParticipant 7640]

I earn enough to support a wife and kids, but I don’t have either. I have a house big enough for wife and kids, but I live there alone. I have already made enough money to retire, but I still work. Among my social peers, I have many who have struggled to pay the cost of wife and kids. They see me work as hard as they have, but suspect I have much more to show for it stashed somewhere. They suspect this as I never discuss my struggles about money (I don’t have struggles to provide for only myself). They are probably a little envious, but mostly respectful and quiet about it. On a rare occasion, I get that attitude from someone, usually female, about how selfish I am.

Here are a few points from my prepared and memorized answer:

“Well, I paid an awful lot of money in property taxes last year to support a school where I have no children. And I paid about 40% federal income taxes to support single mothers who I have never met, and their children for whom I have no biological responsibility. I paid money in taxes to support medicaid for poor people, even though I have never been sick. I even paid social security taxes EQUAL to what women in my bracket pay, even though I’m statistically certain to die about 8-10 years sooner than those women. So they pay into that system the same as me, but collect from it for many years after I’m gone and no longer collecting from it…which is essentially a net transfer of unearned wealth from me to them for the duration of my adult working life. I’ve paid taxes to support research into diseases like breast cancer that I will never get. That research gets about 7 times more money than research into diseases like prostate cancer that I am likely to get. I pay money to finance free housing where I will never live. When I was younger, and more prone to car accidents than women my age, I paid more for car insurance. After about 30, when women became more prone to car crashes, I paid the same, (because equality). When dating, I’ve paid for food at restaurants that I never ate, and drinks at bars that I never drank. When married, I paid for a car I never drove, clothes I never wore, and paid alone for a home where someone else lived for free. I’ve paid double for the tickets to movies and concerts so that someone else could attend for free. Wherever I go, as a single man, I seem to pay the maximum amount for things I get (education, mortgages etc), so that old people, poor people, minority people, female people… basically every other people aside from me… can get some kind of discount for those things. It’s not actually cheaper to produce things of value for those people, but it’s still possible so long as there are people like me to shift that cost to, will still agree to pay it”.

As for being lazy: I’ve never had anyone come at me with that charge. But if that did happen, I might respond with something along the lines of “Since I have the ability to produce about 4 times what I need for myself, it probably does look pretty relaxed to you when I only work to produce enough for me. I guess it’s a good thing I don’t actually owe that increased performance to any other people out there, isn’t it…?”

Look, it's not my fault that tornado dropped a house on your sister. Now get back on your broom and get your ass out of here... and take your monkeys with you

[Anonymous 54]

I only read half.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

B12D2DHAEPA wrote:

When people see that I have no wife, no girlfriend, and no children, they accuse me of being lazy.

Lazy is the equivalent of you’re not providing and giving your resources to me. Woman and society expect you to slave for them. When you don’t you’re lazy. Oh well tough s~~~ for them. They have to go out and earn their own way or find a cuck to support them, but it won’t be me.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[GargamelSpectator 29101]

Lazy…

That is a trigger word.

Women can’t see beyond their noses and only see what is in front of them. Like stupid animals.

After coming home from 10 hours of hard (truck mechanic) work, black oil spots all over his body, falling asleep from exhaustion…

… My grandmother and mother always called my father “lazy”.

He was the one that built our house and worked his ass off…

They only saw him lying there and always brainwashed me, that my dad is a lazy bum and I shall not become as lazy and dirty as he is…

Oh well, later I started fixing cars and getting as dirty as my dad… …as a hobby.

Lazy and dirty never intending to ever pay off a car loan for a useless and ungrateful c~~~.

As I grew up, I more and more realized that it’s not only my father that was treated that way by man-hating women. Often reflecting to myself: If you ever get married there is a huge chance to end up like him”.

All “girlfriends” I had met, were in fact like that. But not because “I selected the wrong ones”… No, actually I took the ones that looked like unicorns and then dropped their disguise when they thought they had me “the long term loner glad to finally get f~~~ed” secure…

Yes I heeded the brainwashed advice “NOT TO BECOME LIKE MY FATHER”!

How?

NEVER get married. Period.

And: Never let any woman control you with sex.

In July of 2018, this honey pot forum was sold out to an unidentified NPC sock puppet and troll organization. Most independent thinkers and writers migrated to other MGTOW forums as a result of the never-ending infighting and deliberate trouble starting caused by members who were given "carte blanche" by the admin to do whatever they want. Before my departure, I only left a few thousand cat pics here to comfort and ridicule the feminist owners who now run this place. Their background agenda is to make MGTOW look like a club of losers the public eye. And during the course of 2019, they actually managed to destroy almost all other MGTOW venues as well. Here is the truth about "theindependentman.org" aka "TIM" which was created as an extended workbench to further divide the community. When you register, they install a spyware Zombie cookie on your browser that does all kinds of things the user does not know of: http://www.filedropper.com/essay-on-the-removal-of-malware-cookies-used-by-tim

[GargamelSpectator 29101]

BrainPilot wrote:

“Well, I paid an awful lot of money in property taxes last year to support a school where I have no children. And I paid about 40% federal income taxes to support single mothers who I have never met, and their children for whom I have no biological responsibility. I paid money in taxes to support medicaid for poor people, even though I have never been sick. I even paid social security taxes EQUAL to what women in my bracket pay, even though I’m statistically certain to die about 8-10 years sooner than those women. So they pay into that system the same as me, but collect from it for many years after I’m gone and no longer collecting from it…which is essentially a net transfer of unearned wealth from me to them for the duration of my adult working life. I’ve paid taxes to support research into diseases like breast cancer that I will never get. That research gets about 7 times more money than research into diseases like prostate cancer that I am likely to get. I pay money to finance free housing where I will never live. When I was younger, and more prone to car accidents than women my age, I paid more for car insurance. After about 30, when women became more prone to car crashes, I paid the same, (because equality). When dating, I’ve paid for food at restaurants that I never ate, and drinks at bars that I never drank. When married, I paid for a car I never drove, clothes I never wore, and paid alone for a home where someone else lived for free. I’ve paid double for the tickets to movies and concerts so that someone else could attend for free. Wherever I go, as a single man, I seem to pay the maximum amount for things I get (education, mortgages etc), so that old people, poor people, minority people, female people… basically every other people aside from me… can get some kind of discount for those things. It’s not actually cheaper to produce things of value for those people, but it’s still possible so long as there are people like me to shift that cost to, will still agree to pay it”.

That is excellent.

You sound like me. My short form was:

“Somebody has to pay taxes if no one else does”…

“Or do you think that the offspring of these welfare queens that can’t fix a nail in the wall will ever be able to work like me and pay taxes like me…?

“So we need more entrepreneurs like me (bragging to p~~~ them off) to keep this world from decay”

“You should be grateful for every MAN that does not f~~~ around and causes fatherless children that the state and the taxpayers then have to feed”

“Since so many women with their “Disco acquaintances” (Chads) do that, no wonder why this land is collapsing”

“No, I couldn’t even get married if I wanted to… Give me a million and then maybe the cleanup woman might look at me… I’m too poor for even the lowest social class demanding princess to be attractive…”

“And women hate it if they see that you have to work for your money. They all look for the rich early retiree with “more time for her”…

Enough ammo for giving women a bad day that call me lazy. Life is so much fun if you are not dependent on sex or women’s approval. That’s the only thing women have to offer anyway and if you don’t need that, you are free to have fun “torturing” women by reflecting their own stupidity on them.

That is much more fun than sex.

Not walking on eggshells but grinding them on purpose. Who needs a c~~~ anyway. Laughing when they get “offended”.

In July of 2018, this honey pot forum was sold out to an unidentified NPC sock puppet and troll organization. Most independent thinkers and writers migrated to other MGTOW forums as a result of the never-ending infighting and deliberate trouble starting caused by members who were given "carte blanche" by the admin to do whatever they want. Before my departure, I only left a few thousand cat pics here to comfort and ridicule the feminist owners who now run this place. Their background agenda is to make MGTOW look like a club of losers the public eye. And during the course of 2019, they actually managed to destroy almost all other MGTOW venues as well. Here is the truth about "theindependentman.org" aka "TIM" which was created as an extended workbench to further divide the community. When you register, they install a spyware Zombie cookie on your browser that does all kinds of things the user does not know of: http://www.filedropper.com/essay-on-the-removal-of-malware-cookies-used-by-tim

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