How many times you were arrested?

[KeymasterKeymaster]

I got stopped by a cop once going 15 MPH over. Does that count? I even talked myself out of it and told him 2 trucks in front of me were losing garbage and flying debris was hitting my car. It was UNSAFE to continue to driving behind them, so I passed them.

Sorry. Not very exciting. Wish I could be more of a thug. Chicks dig that criminal s~~~.
Makes ’em automatically wet between the legs, but I always had to rely on foreplay. What a drag.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[inneedoftruthParticipant 94]

Twice as a minor for assault (Hey, I was a white kid growing up in Oakland, California, had to fight alot)

Twice in my early twenties for Disorderly Conduct. One for a fight in a bowling alley that a friend started and I was trying to break up before getting sucker punched and then joining in the fight.

The other, should have been a sign, very early into mine and my now divorcing wife’s dating, we were on vacation and both got hammered, went back to the hotel got into a heated argument (don’t remember about what) Wife slams the door to the bathroom so hard, picture comes off wall and shatters. Security comes up, demands immediate entrance, wife is butt naked standing there, I tell him he will need to give me a minute to let my wife get dressed, he says no, they start trying to bust in, I go ape s~~~. Anyways, yeah, I blame her for that charge.

[TattooDaveParticipant 6952]

I’m with @blade, soi complicated!

I like to brag about the times I got away without being arrested. I think those are more memorable. AZ for arrests I grew up in the Los Angeles area back in the day before computers. I’ve always had an affinity for alcohol and of course illegal narcotics (cultural thing) so like I said before the days of computers talking to each other you could get a DUI in every city in Southern California and as long as you paid your fine because back then that’s all you had to do you would be golden. prior to 1981 four DUIs. Many drunk in publics. Could have used Pistol Pete back then.

I guess the statute of limitations hasn’t run out on some things so I’d rather not go into those.

I can see their heads have been twisted and fed with worthless foam from the mouth. Bob d

[AutoliteParticipant]

Arrested once for starting a bar fight over a woman. They charged me with “Excessive Blue Pill Behaviour in Public”…

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