.. will never ever Cruise

[SpiderHerderParticipant 3787]

Hermit wrote:

SpiderHerder wrote:

What they should do is PRETEND the cruise ship has a problem, evacuate women and children and then have a quiet men-only cruise.Ahhhhh… *opens beer*

They may have men only cruises already, but if so, I’m sure it’s the kind you and I would not want to be on. LOL

Aaah, damn it. You’re right.

But yeah, I was talking about manly-man cruises. The type with skeet-shooting, wakeboarding, ooooooo paintball. Could you imagine a shipwide paintball game ? lol

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22546]

My vacation is getting away from people, not being trapped on a floating loud diarrhea platform and a cramped cabin.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Lemme get this straight. They expect me to pay to be stuck for days on end in a floating hotel with a bunch of sick elderly white people? Where do I sign up? /sarcasm

I’d rather take that cruise money and spend it on my own boat. Naw. Actually I’d rather have my own motorcycle and tent. Oh wait. I already do.

[BoarParticipant]

They knew the risks, let them learn their lesson. Odds do happen, planes crash and ships sink.

F~~~ ’em. I say we let it sink and issue a Group Darwin Award.

Untamed wrote: Quit complaining and Go Your Own Way in whatever manner suits you best.

[BrainPilotParticipant 7640]

crew on cruise ships say that there are basically 3 types of passengers on those things: recently married, obese people looking for all you can eat buffet, and retired people looking for one last hurrah before they die…

AKA
1) Newlyweds
2) Over-feds
3) Soon-to-be-deads

Look, it's not my fault that tornado dropped a house on your sister. Now get back on your broom and get your ass out of here... and take your monkeys with you

[HermitParticipant]

SpiderHerder wrote:

Hermit wrote:

SpiderHerder wrote:

What they should do is PRETEND the cruise ship has a problem, evacuate women and children and then have a quiet men-only cruise.Ahhhhh… *opens beer*

They may have men only cruises already, but if so, I’m sure it’s the kind you and I would not want to be on. LOL

Aaah, damn it. You’re right.
But yeah, I was talking about manly-man cruises. The type with skeet-shooting, wakeboarding, ooooooo paintball. Could you imagine a shipwide paintball game ? lol

That definitely sounds like a good cruise ship to be on. The only way I’d want any women on board is if they were all inclusive whores.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[hdvrodParticipant 1109]

BrainPilot wrote:

crew on cruise ships say that there are basically 3 types of passengers on those things: recently married, obese people looking for all you can eat buffet, and retired people looking for one last hurrah before they die…
AKA1) Newlyweds2) Over-feds3) Soon-to-be-deads

Yup. That’s what you get. Never been on a cruise but when I researched it a while ago, that’s exactly what was written. There are so many “last hurrah” people on cruise ships that they have an estimated 6-8 deaths on the majority of cruises. All cruise ships have a morgue and they transport the dead people onto support ships in the middle of the night in body bags so the rest of the passengers remain clueless.
Not my idea of a vacation.

Anyway communication, real open communication, is not wanted or even required in a relationship. Women cannot handle fully open and honest communication, plus most perceive it as a weakness on the part of a man. All that is required is catering to her whims, and even then nothing is certain. There is no way to be sure of having a successful relationshit with a woman. MGTaoist

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

Admiral Crunch wrote:

a MGTOW remake of Titanic would have Jack ending on the floating door while Feminist Rose sinks to the bottom of the ocean…. she needed a man like a fish needed a bicycle

Exactly. If she’s a fish, why can’t she swim? LOL.

A woman needs a man, like a tick needs a dog.

A man needs a woman, like a fish needs a hook.

As far as cruises go, they are just like a petrie dish for noroviruses. No thanks.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

BrainPilot wrote:

crew on cruise ships say that there are basically 3 types of passengers on those things: recently married, obese people looking for all you can eat buffet, and retired people looking for one last hurrah before they die…

I suspect the ones who bring their kids along have particularly annoying kids. Do the crew say anything about that?

Seriously, there’s only one thing I can think of that would be worse than going on a cruise, and that’s going on a disney cruise.

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