How is a man supposed to ask a woman for sex?

[Anonymous 42]

How is a man supposed to ask a woman for sex?

There’s two ways to ask for sex, one is logical, the other is not, I’ll let you decide…..

Method #1

Method #2

Method #1 always costs you method #2 anyway!

[boisdevieParticipant 257]

Ask? Jeez.
“Excuse me but would it be OK if we indulged in sexual intercourse?”

I’m 52 years old. I have never asked.

[hellraiderParticipant 2837]

How much do you charge, whore?

[KeithParticipant 482]

Anonymous wrote:

Method #1 always costs you method #2 anyway!

Bravo!

ONCE UPON A TIME there was a man who never found a wife and he lived happily ever after. The End.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

J.D Silvernail wrote:

So if I was to ask a woman if she wants to have sex with me, how would I do it without literally saying “Do you want to have sex with me”?

You wouldn’t. That is exactly how you should ask. Just make sure you don’t buy her anything first before asking. “Before I buy you a drink, are you planning on sleeping with me tonight?”

Read Surely You’re Joking, Mr. Feynman, specifically the chapter “You Just Ask Them?”

[GrumpyParticipant]

Straight up ask.
Believe it or not “wanna f~~~” actually works for me more often than not.

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

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