How do you say "Bus station"? (Funny Story)

[StandUpGuyParticipant 334]

I was living with my girlfriend in an eastern country; her home country; and did not know the language very well. She tried the s~~~ test of telling me that she was from now on to control the sex I got from her so that I would have to obey her commands.

My response (the next day) was to ask how to say bus station; she did not catch on to what I ment; I was being slick.

So I got into a taxi and went to the bus station and booked a bus to the capital city to check into a hotel.

While I was on the bus she called me and asked if I wanted to take her out to lunch. I told her I was on a bus to the capital.

I spend a week in the capital; she begged me to come back. When I came back we never had the issue of her trying to control me with sex ever again. She knew what I would do.

[chirParticipant]

Until you marry her then she will have legal control over you.

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning; it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

If there’s a next time, put her on the bus.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[StandUpGuyParticipant 334]

She has been an ex-girlfriend for many years; and marriage for me is out of the question.

[NeroParticipant 1466]

Marriage contract is certainly there to exercise control over you, but IMHO NOTHING gains more leverage to a female than having your kids.

[Silverstone the SecondParticipant]

Great. Women think they’re the only ones with a pussy. You can go find pussy anywhere, if they think they’re special and that they can be controlling and manipulative like that, MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS how unremarkable she is.

Feminism is a movement where opinions are presented as facts and emotions are presented as evidence.

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