How do you know if your really ghosting?

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

How do you know if your profile is low enough to be able to achieve ghost status?

I heard the other day that my neighbors don’t know if I still live in my house or not. They aren’t sure who or even if anyone lives there.

That’s how I know I’m ghosting my neighbors thoroughly.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[The man in the mountainParticipant 4102]

The fact they still know which house is yours that doesn’t mean you are completed ghosted.

You gotta spray the house with bitch repellent and noisy neighbor “control” to keep them off your property.

Take protection brother, women are out to get us DAMN!.

[TattooDaveParticipant 6952]

When everybody says your house is abandoned that’s when you have ghosted

I can see their heads have been twisted and fed with worthless foam from the mouth. Bob d

[MonkParticipant 16996]

That definately sounds like a result!

[MarketWatcherParticipant]

Puffin Stuff wrote:

How do you know if your profile is low enough to be able to achieve ghost status?

You have peace and quiet. Sounds like you got it brother. Good job.

[Anonymous 6]

I’ll tell you who really failed at ghosting was Jeffery Dhamer. Everybody knew who he was in that s~~~ty run down apartment that he lived in. All of the buzz saw noise and the horrible cooking smells. That guy could have really taken a few clues on how to ghost!!!

[JVBParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

I’ll tell you who really failed at ghosting was Jeffery Dhamer. Everybody knew who he was in that s~~~ty run down apartment that he lived in. All of the buzz saw noise and the horrible cooking smells. That guy could have really taken a few clues on how to ghost!!!

……as well as all those men that came but never went.

Peace is > piece.

[MarketWatcherParticipant]

JVB wrote:

……as well as all those men that came but never went.

LOL Dude that was bad. Haaaaaaaa

[IRuleMeParticipant]

You haven’t ghosted until you’re living under a bridge somewhere.

[Jack HarperParticipant 2863]

Anonymous wrote:

I’ll tell you who really failed at ghosting was Jeffery Dhamer. Everybody knew who he was in that s~~~ty run down apartment that he lived in. All of the buzz saw noise and the horrible cooking smells. That guy could have really taken a few clues on how to ghost!!!

Man. I lol’d, but that’s awful. Hahahah

[GregB0Participant]

Puffin Stuff wrote:

That’s how I know I’m ghosting my neighbors thoroughly

If this is not ghosting, it is certainly a mere wisp of a shadow at midnight under a new moon.

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland

[ghostParticipant]

IRuleMe wrote:

You haven’t ghosted until you’re living under a bridge somewhere.

LOL

[Anonymous 14]

Too hard for me to Ghost on any level, I got a big mouth and I like to socialize, I do however make up for it with a NFG attitude.

[Sky-OParticipant 18936]

I think I’ve mastered the art of ghosting:

You know you have reached peak ghost level when –

Your voicemail has been full for over a year and you haven’t checked any messages or cleared it.

The only mention or reminder that it is your birthday was two cards in the mail. One from my dentist & one from my Edward Jones financial advisor. And nobody else even knew it was my birthday.

The last three conversations I had were with my dog.

People that I jump out of planes with regularly call me by my skydiving nickname and eventually ask months later what my real name is.

When someone calls and I answer and they ask where I am, my top three responses are:

On the moon

Living the dream.

or

On the edge of eternity.

Because, there has only been one person in my life that ever had the ability to ask where I was and get an answer. That was my grandmother and she stopped asking when I was 14 years old.

And you have officially ghosted when a former f~~~ toy sends a text asking if you are DTF (down to f~~~) later but you are more concerned with getting to Taco Time before they close, picking up a half rack of Redhook, listening to the new Evergrey album and hanging with a 9lb Maltese than pounding away and shooting loads on Princess Pumpkin.

[MACHOParticipant]

Puffin Stuff wrote:

How do you know if your profile is low enough to be able to achieve ghost status?

For instance, the mere fact of typing these words means that I’m not ghosting! The more inconspicuous you are the more of a ghost 👻 you become 😎

You must own a better Crystal ball than I

[Anonymous 5]

IRuleMe wrote:

You haven’t ghosted until you’re living under a bridge somewhere.

Lol, good one!

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

I ghost sufficient to the task at hand. In my opinion, we all ghost differently because we are involved in different situations.

One of my goals is to be invisible and undesirable to women. I loathe gold diggers. I dress like a bum outside of work and I drive an old 2003 Honda with 110k miles. Women don’t know I’m alive. I have ghosted sufficiently to meet my goal. No gold digger is beating down my door.

Another goal is to be financially less visible. A lot of my funds are in metals stored in private vaults outside the banking system. I have ghosted sufficiently to meet my goal. While I’m not completely invisible,
I could probably walk away from society tomorrow and remain totally invisible the rest of my life. But that is not a goal (yet).

I currently am at peace and am enjoying life.

[Anonymous 14]

Sky-O with that post I now see a glow around your entire being, you are now a MGTOW Jedi. I am moving in that direction, but for now I feel like Star Wars Luke, not Jedi Luke, I am just trying not to cut off any of my own limbs with the lightsaber at this point.

[HitmanParticipant]

I wasn’t going to reply to this, but then ghosts don’t reply. ..
Low profile as much as possible.
Speak in a low voice and pretend to be slightly hearing impaired.
Works for me.

[RajParticipant 472]

Hitman wrote:

ghosts don’t reply

Yeah, this pretty much sums it up. You’re definitely close to it if your neighbors are asking about you, but no body has ever seen a ghost, well, at least there isn’t any proof they exist….

You still have a house and an online account.

I ghosted for a week once. I came back a changed man. I didn’t see, hear, or speak to another human for 7 days. I was in the middle of the wilderness, miles from the nearest road. Nobody knew where I was. When I came back to humanity I was happy for a comfortable bed and a hot shower. Every summer I set some time aside and try to get out there and ghost for a few days. I just go out with water, a filter, and some fresh fruit and vegetables and swim in lakes and rivers, lay around and sleep all day in nature. I feel like a f~~~ing lion in the wilderness just doing whatever the f~~~ I want. No traffic, no people, no one to answer to, and no reason to care.

I can’t imagine how Dick Poerneke felt after 30 years alone. Probably couldn’t stand the sight of another human, just like a wild animal or something.

If you haven’t then you should,
These things are fun, and fun is good.

I was once a great king, I believe you were too. I hope you believe in me, I hope you believe in you.

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