How do you know if your girlfriend is getting fat?

[MrMischiefParticipant 31]

She starts fitting into your wife’s clothes

[– Deleted on Request –Spectator 936]

She becomes a source of gravitational lensing.

 

[a bananaParticipant 288]

her ego is no longer large enough to have its own orbit

[BigDParticipant 3024]

She dyes her hair Bright Red and wears black rimmed glasses.

Don't stick your dick into anyone you aren't willing to put up with for eighteen years and nine months.

[Governor Megachris%Participant 3584]

HOLY COW, @bigd , you described my ex that left me for a woman to a T.  While I was still O.D.’ed on the blue pill, I was blind to it all.  She had 2 kids before leaving her husband and then when she was about to leave me, it was when she was starting to gain the baby weight she lost BACK and she went and dyed her hear red…and she DID have black-rimmed glasses!

[RennieParticipant]

Objects start being drawn towards her new gravitational field.

[ExsliventxsParticipant 1067]

When she steps out of the shower and reminds you of this….

[Soul ManParticipant 1856]

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She becomes a source of gravitational lensing.

HAHA!  She has sufficient density to warp space-time.  Einstein would be in awe!  🙂

HISTORY...learn from it, memorize it, DON'T repeat it...

[BigDParticipant 3024]

Governor Megachris% wrote:

HOLY COW, @bigd , you described my ex that left me for a woman to a T. While I was still O.D.’ed on the blue pill, I was blind to it all. She had 2 kids before leaving her husband and then when she was about to leave me, it was when she was starting to gain the baby weight she lost BACK and she went and dyed her hear red…and she DID have black-rimmed glasses!

@Megachris%, I’m psychic, or there is a pattern.

Don't stick your dick into anyone you aren't willing to put up with for eighteen years and nine months.

[KingOfTheSeaParticipant 1270]

She considers getting up from her chair “power lifting”.

[Anonymous 11]

I wouldn’t, because I already would have dumped her.

[constraints_theoryParticipant 43]

When you feel you’re in that Jurassic park scene with the T-rex. “did you feel that?” -water in the cup ripples- out walks… C~~~asarus!

I've killed worse than you on my way to real problems.

[DeepInThoughtParticipant 2710]

I had an ex who was the other way around. She had major mental and body issues which lead to eating disorder & ongoing bulimia. It got that bad from the continual vomiting that the acid wore the enamel off her teeth. In turn I lost alot of weight because I couldn’t eat anything around her (my blue pill days). But I can hold my head up at 40 y/o and proudly say I’ve never dated or slept with a fatty!

[BigDParticipant 3024]

DeepInThought wrote:

I had an ex who was the other way around. She had major mental and body issues which lead to eating disorder & ongoing bulimia. It got that bad from the continual vomiting that the acid wore the enamel off her teeth. In turn I lost alot of weight because I couldn’t eat anything around her (my blue pill days). But I can hold my head up at 40 y/o and proudly say I’ve never dated or slept with a fatty!

I wish I could say the same thing.  Years ago when I was living in Army barracks this girl I was banging’s friend who was this huge wally hog asked why I wouldn’t f~~~ her as well.  I stated, “What about you would make me want to f~~~ you?  You aren’t educated, you don’t have a real job, and you live with your parents.  If for some reason you were to accidentally bare one of my children, what hope would it have?”  She cried.  What I should have said is, “You’re a fat, ugly, nasty wally hog and I wouldn’t f~~~ you with a stolen dick.”

Years later she got her act together.  She finished her schooling, became an area manager for a convenience store chain, owned her own home, and just basically became successful.  However, she was still a fat, ugly, nasty wally hog.  Now, she wanted the D from BigD.  She had me cornered.  At the time, in my mind, I couldn’t tell her I wasn’t going to give it to her because she did all this for what I told her all those years ago.  What the hell do I do?

It was the worst sex I have ever had in my life.  I couldn’t keep it up.  I was so disgusted.  She was so fat she still had s~~~ between her ass cheeks.  I found that out the hard way when she asked me to stick a finger up there.  She was so nasty I couldn’t even close my eyes and imagine I was somewhere else with someone else.

That girl to this day probably thinks I am impotent.  The sad part is I hope she does.  This way if I ever run into her again she won’t think twice about not asking me for sex.  And who cares if she tells all her friends?  I’ve already plowed all her hot ones.

Don't stick your dick into anyone you aren't willing to put up with for eighteen years and nine months.

[….Participant 305]

The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

[Anonymous 42]

You can tell they are getting fat by the wear and tear on their vehicle, the driver’s seat becomes worn and depressed, the shock absorbers are broken and torn off the mounts (still under warranty). Ball joints are replaced every 6 months, the engine becomes sluggish and starts smoking. Your driveway becomes depressed and forms two streams when it rains. The drive train, especially the CV joints or universals wear out prematurely. The exhaust system is scratched and scraped to the point it leaks, and is replaced 3 times a year from the constant dragging. She receives citations for exceeding the vehicle’s maximum load restrictions. Bridges collapse when she drives over them. The tire pressure is maintained at maximum, and still they appear flat, the rims are chipped or dented from striking the ground on potholes….

[AttonParticipant]

You know she is fat when she walks the entire house shakes violently.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[TimoUKIP1983Participant 29]

They have to measure her with a richter scale.

[BDParticipant 1146]

She stops wearing her pants/dresses/skirts and instead wears those horrid spandex pants with the sweater hanging down over her fat ass, gross. Then the rolls cause her box to sweat and it stinks down there, game over.

Because in order to be able to think, you have to risk being offensive.

[Helen be DamnedParticipant 480]

When her 300 pound son looks fit standing by her.

"You can keep your soul, I don't want a cell-mate." - Them Crooked Vultures

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