Hot new trend for horse owners.

[chirParticipant]

Well for Women horse owners. Sometimes you just can’t make this s~~~ up…
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/26/horse-hairdresser-makes-ponies-look-fabulous-with-her-crazy-cust/

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning; it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

[FrankyParticipant 2338]

Poor horses.Hearts on the ass really..

[Anonymous 1]

“Horse hairdresser makes ponies look fabulous with her crazy custom designs”

what inspired you to continue reading? lol

[chirParticipant]

It was just too funny.

I was having trouble breathing I was laughing so hard when I saw that horse looking at his ass with hearts on it with a WTF!!! expression.

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning; it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

Stay away from women who own horses.

Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

[Anonymous 42]

Jan Sobieski wrote:

Stay away from women who own horses.

If you own horses, keep women out of the barn!

[Anonymous 1]

i really do get the impression she’s doing a lot more with these horses then the article makes out haha

[experiencedParticipant]

As a hairdresser she’s practicing for doing intimate trims on laydeez with really big bushes.
Lottsa practice, less odor, etc.

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[FearlessMGHOWParticipant 1928]

You can’t trust women around horses at all. best example:

This is from the WGTOW website.

I bet the horse is her baby’s daddy. Haha.

Men age like fine wine. Women age like milk. "One hundred women are not worth a single testicle." -Confucius

[BeeParticipant 700]

A horse is a bottomless money pit. A 2,000 lb s~~~ machine. All they do is turn money into horse s~~~, and they smell.

If I won the powerball, I still would not own horses, or private planes either.

The ways women think up to waste money are unlimited.

[Anonymous 1]

@chir – of all your topics today I didn’t expect this one to turn up top dog at 21:45 GMT.

F~~~ing amusing.

[DarkRyuParticipant 2354]

I love horses, but I would never want to own one. Too expensive. I’ll take a dog instead, thanks.

[RennieParticipant]

FearlessMGHOW wrote:

You can’t trust women around horses at all. best example:

This is from the WGTOW website.

I bet the horse is her baby’s daddy. Haha.

Yup, they’re probably down on the farm, if you know what I mean.

[BoarParticipant]

So if the horse could not pay alimony or child support, it would be off to the glue factory? Oh say it isn’t so… PETA to the rescue! But who rescues men in the same situation?

Oh wait, I forgot. No one.

Untamed wrote: Quit complaining and Go Your Own Way in whatever manner suits you best.

[Oz-BlokeParticipant 3233]

Jan Sobieski wrote:

Stay away from women who own horses.

I’d have to second this.

A horse girl I dated for a while was very strange psychologically and the horse came before everything else including humans. My then squeeze ate like crap but ordered loads of expensive horse food supplements and crap to give the animal a shinier coat for dressage competitions. Her dad worked two jobs (day job and a night job) to pay for the horses, stables, travel to national competitions (all for some ribbons on the wall) and the expensive acreage and fencing they needed. For his efforts the dad was treated like s~~~ and constantly put-down by my then girlfriend and the lazy stay-at-home mother who was also a horse rider. Very much a blue-pill mangina. I was disgusted in the way these women treated the man who was footing all the bills and was treated like a pathetic walking-wallet – the main reason I called off the relationship.

I figured if my girlfriend could treat her own father like this, how would she eventually treat me when we are out of our brain chemically and sexually charged ‘honeymoon period’. The start of the honeymoon period was great as she had not had any kids and had a great, intact and tight vagina. Also, the daily horse riding made her very horny, DTF and I was getting laid several times every night once she had fed the horses and the jodhpurs came off. I put it down to her motion in the saddle every afternoon getting her sexually worked-up as her clitoris and labia ground up and down against the saddle for an hour, getting her nice and juicy for our ensuing horizontal folk-dance.

Another major deal-breaker was she didn’t do oral. Sorry spoilt little horse-girl, but if you are looking for a sucker to help pay all you and your mum’s horse bills when your dad eventually dies from overwork and stress, I’m not your man (even if you did start to give BJs). Cost versus reward = don’t date a horse chick.

#ManOut

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