Horse blinders for humans…

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

You may get a laugh out of this.
Did you know that they make horse blinders for humans? And “Anti-ogle goggles”?

Devices have recently gone on sale in ultra-Orthodox neighborhoods of Jerusalem and elsewhere that blur your vision so you can’t see hot women a few feet in front of you.

These devices are called “Anti-ogle goggles”

http://www.timesofisrael.com/what-you-dont-see-cant-hurt/

And from Twitter-
I just Googled “horse blinders for humans” (never mind why) and found they are a thing that exists, with prototypes and everything.

https://mobile.twitter.com/DuncanAlexandra/status/593121337499119617

I quess feminists will insist men wear horse blinders and anti-ogle goggles so we can’t view their visage.

[joetechParticipant]

Being near sighted I’ve always had that option. I just take off my glasses and everyone more than 5 feet away from me looks alike. How funny.

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[Anonymous 18]

I still prefer morbidly obese women carrying rape whistles.

[OzguyParticipant 182]

I walk over to the other side of the street-solves all legal issues…

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

“for MEN”, not for “humans”
women won’t be wearing those

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[TuneoutParticipant]

Prefer Peace to Piece wrote:

I quess feminists will insist men wear horse blinders and anti-ogle goggles so we can’t view their visage.

They’ll be suggesting it I bet,however I think with

most feminists they won’t have to worry about being

‘ogled’

LOL they even have portable screens for air travelers

Yeah,s~~~ sitting beside that big titted porn star for

three hours while trying not to pitch a tent must be

murder!

Prefer Peace to Piece wrote:

And from Twitter-
I just Googled “horse blinders for humans” (never mind why) and found they are a thing that exists, with prototypes and everything.

Did you read the insightful comments below?

‘I hope it’s to keep people from seeing horses’

WTF? I hope she was just trying to be funny

Lifes a bitch,but you don't have to marry one!

[BoarParticipant]

Prefer Peace to Piece wrote:

I quess feminists will insist men wear horse blinders and anti-ogle goggles so we can’t view their visage.

Well, it would be cheaper than all the jails they want to throw us into…but then they would have to build them anyways because if we could not see them how could we pay attention to them? Neglect rape will skyrocket….

Untamed wrote: Quit complaining and Go Your Own Way in whatever manner suits you best.

[Anonymous 24]

I don’t need horse blinders to keep my vision directed away from the sea of land whales that I wade through every time I go shopping, that could get dangerous. What I need is athletic shoes and some stretching beforehand so that I can dodge these slow moving, mass having, low center of gravity possessing motherf~~~ers. I would hate to blow a knee out just because I needed a Snickers bar or something… Hot chicks? I see fewer and fewer as the years go by. Blinders would be a waste of money, what I need is a good pair of athletic shoes and moves like Barry Sanders to stay alive and well when I am out and about.

[bobphiloParticipant 1772]

Women must hate these. They need the attention of men checking them out when they dress like whores.

[HitmanParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

I don’t need horse blinders to keep my vision directed away from the sea of land whales that I wade through every time I go shopping, that could get dangerous. What I need is athletic shoes and some stretching beforehand so that I can dodge these slow moving, mass having, low center of gravity possessing motherf~~~ers. I would hate to blow a knee out just because I needed a Snickers bar or something… Hot chicks? I see fewer and fewer as the years go by. Blinders would be a waste of money, what I need is a good pair of athletic shoes and moves like Barry Sanders to stay alive and well when I am out and about.

Hahahaha!!!!
that was great joe !
couldn’t have said it better !

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

Anonymous wrote:

What I need is athletic shoes and some stretching beforehand so that I can dodge these slow moving, mass having, low center of gravity possessing motherf~~~ers.

Joe-

Good one. Still laughing.

[VarunParticipant 2981]

Anonymous wrote:

I don’t need horse blinders to keep my vision directed away from the sea of land whales that I wade through every time I go shopping, that could get dangerous. What I need is athletic shoes and some stretching beforehand so that I can dodge these slow moving, mass having, low center of gravity possessing motherf~~~ers. I would hate to blow a knee out just because I needed a Snickers bar or something… Hot chicks? I see fewer and fewer as the years go by. Blinders would be a waste of money, what I need is a good pair of athletic shoes and moves like Barry Sanders to stay alive and well when I am out and about.

You are absolutely right. Awesome.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

[ConstantineParticipant 4420]

So it doesn’t matter if a man can’t see oncoming traffic heading towards him from the side?

Do you know why a lot of little kids get hit by cars? Because very young children can’t see out of the corners of their eyes. They don’t tend to develop good peripheral vision until the ages of around seven or eight. That’s why kids are prone to running out across the road with merry abandon – not because they’re stupid, but because they can’t always see what’s coming.

And I find that any time you wear goggles of some kind, you can experience the same hindrance – more limited vision. In the case of blinders, you would definitely have more limited vision. But hey, if a man ogles a woman then he deserves to die, right?

To see what is in front of one's nose requires a constant struggle. -Orwell

[ShinyParticipant 2307]

bobphilo wrote:

Women must hate these. They need the attention of men checking them out when they dress like whores.

Exactly.
– Stop looking at me! Stop objectifying me! Stop harrassing me with your eyes!
– just invented a new app that plays ‘best of Monty Python’ on a man’s phone to distract him whenever a woman walks by. No man will ever look at you again.
– NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[AntipathyParticipant 4901]

Ozguy wrote:

I walk over to the other side of the street-solves all legal issues…

Good idea, I do the same. Especially if there are camera’s, then if a bitch makes something up, you can have tapes pulled from any business that has a security cam. I do this at work too. There are no camera’s in our break room, so when a bitch walks in when i’m alone, i dash out into the hall where there’s a camera. Some call me paranoid, but these bitches already have a grudge against me for refusing to give them the attention they’ve wanted for so long.

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