Horrors of being a Janitor in College.

[chirParticipant]

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Working my way through college I worked as a janitor at the school student union.  This was before the drinking age was 21.

Men are slobs in the bathroom.  That’s a given.

Women are a horror story in restrooms.

Worst I saw in the men’s bathroom was some guy missed dumping in the john, hit the floor then puked on it for good measure.  Easy cleanup, get the pressure washer out, put on the hazmat suit and rinse it down the central drain.

Men’s and women’s restrooms both had tons of puke.  College union with a bar in it, that’s what all the janitors expect.

Three notables from the women’s bathroom or the Horror Gallery..

Kick open a stall reach over to change TP and all the other janitors come running from my scream.  I thought there was a fetus in the toilet but it turned out it was a bloody turd the size of a round melon.  Yeah that big.  One janitor summed it up.  “Now there’s a girl who doesn’t like fiber and is into some seriously big anal toys.”

Open a stall to change TP and clean only to be faced with bloody hand prints all over the walls door and tampon machine.  She wrote in blood on the door “These tampons sux”  Well they might not do the job against Niagara flow.  I will give her that.

Enter the women’s restroom and smell something crappy right away.  Open each stall and at last one I open it and am just speechless.  To this day, I have no idea how she was able to blow crap all the way up the wall and onto the ceiling.

Seeing this horror show week after week leaves an impression.  Which one uses anal toys the size around of melons…  Which one likes to leave blood everywhere…  Which ones can projectile crap 10 feet or more….  Could be any of these gals walking around me.

 

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning; it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

[Governor Megachris%Participant 3584]

I feel like I should use this testimony to the many women that tell me with complete confidence that the men’s restrooms are “ALWAYS” more disgusting.  Makes me wonder how they know that for sure when they’ve never done janitorial work…

[Great-OzParticipant 226]

When I was 16~18, I worked for a movie theater and the men’s room was always an easy clean. The women’s on the other hand was killer. Once I found a series of tampons bloody and dried on the stall. I ended up getting the gum remover to freeze it solid and pry it off with a screw driver. It was awful.

Men are dirty……BULLS~~~, women are the worst.

"Life is the future, not the past." Wizard's 7th rule, Terry Goodkind

[Mango IngawayParticipant 2264]

Governor Megachris% wrote:

I feel like I should use this testimony to the many women that tell me with complete confidence that the men’s restrooms are “ALWAYS” more disgusting.

Lmao, even girls I know always told me that the women’s restroom was always worse than then men’s.
I’d rather not go there without decent equipment

It is a common failing of childhood to think that if one makes a hero out of a demon the demon will be satisfied.

[SnakeSpectator 2080]

I did janitorial work in a high school for months. Yes, women are more filthy than men. The smell, the mess, the blood. Every time we cleaned the restrooms the women’s was always nastier.

[treelville..miamiParticipant 893]

Women are too caught up in themselves and their little world to care about cleanliness. I’ve come to this conclusion working as a janitor myself at a retail store when I was around 18, after the horrors I was exposed to in the ladies room, I quit and joined the Army.

"The wounds of honor are self inflicted"

[Governor Megachris%Participant 3584]

Geez, are we sure Freddy Krueger wasn’t in those toilets?

[RoyDalParticipant]

Same experiences here. It was a good motivator to find another career.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[Anonymous 14]

RESPECT. Guys. From the bottom of my heart.

I couldn’t even imagine doing a job like that simply because I’m just not strong enough. I’d prolly be sick and in hospital and never be able to have any meat or anything red for that matter, for the rest of my natural life.

So, respect in all its sincerity.

[IGMOW (I Go My Own Way)Participant 2572]

Roses by Outkast comes to mind, for some reason:

"I am my own thang. Any questions?" - Davis S Pumpkins.

[RennieParticipant]

Just looking at anything like that makes me start retching.

They always go on about p~~~ particles on the floor, but meanwhile they’re the ones leaving blood mixed with unknown disgusting substances smeared on everything. I call it “snatch slop”.

[Zuberi TauParticipant 10606]

God bless any man brave enough to clean up after those trollops.

 

[VoidraitheParticipant 477]

A few years ago I had a friend quit his job at a bar after stepping into the Women’s washrooms he was supposed to clean. From his own words.

>>>Disgusting ahead<<<

 

There was paper towels everywhere, stall one was clogged due to an maxi pad. Stall two had vomit on the floor, stalls three and four were messy but ok. Stall five on the end, the handicapped stall had s~~~ all over the toilet, floor and a pair of feces encrusted panties. Someone had drawn a smiley face in blood on the back of the door into the washroom. Two out of three sinks had vomit in it. He walked out the washroom and said “I quit!” to the owner on the way out.

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

I have one worse than being a janitor in College.

Being a gynecologist. It almost ruined sex for me forever.

Looking at diseased ones all day long.

I couldn’t even look at my ex-wife for a month after that rotation.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[MgtowWaveParticipant 4352]

Kind of OT but women have told me about women using their monthly blood for acne. Pimple blackheads etc.

Women are far from being as clean as they want to appear to be.

frankly my dear i don't give a damn

[Anonymous 14]

Hey HRP, I knew you and Brain were a medical professionals but had no idea your field was gynecology. So I had a question.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_captivus

Strictly from a medical point of view, is this even possible? Are vaginal muscles strong enough to literally crush a penis?

[Soul ManParticipant 1856]

Yep broads are disgusting 360 degrees around.

BTW, welcome home Triklops.  Cheers!

HISTORY...learn from it, memorize it, DON'T repeat it...

[RennieParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

Hey HRP, I knew you and Brain were a medical professionals but had no idea your field was gynecology. So I had a question. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_captivus Strictly from a medical point of view, is this even possible? Are vaginal muscles strong enough to literally crush a penis?

Welcome back.

MgtowWave wrote:

Kind of OT but women have told me about women using their monthly blood for acne. Pimple blackheads etc. Women are far from being as clean as they want to appear to be.

That’s a horrifying thought, especially since it’s not just blood, it’s mixed with all kind of other nasty stuff too. Makes me want to puke.

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

Hi Triklops,

No, I don’t think that a penis could be crushed by the ano-genital muscles of the pelvic floor. They’re not strong enough.

But you don’t have to worry about the cavernous c~~~s of our slut walking Ameriskanks. You could drive a chevy in there.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Good ol’ Leviticus telling it like it is.

19 “When a woman has a discharge, and the discharge in her body is blood, she shall be in her menstrual impurity for seven days, and whoever touches her shall be unclean until the evening. 20 And everything on which she lies during her menstrual impurity shall be unclean. Everything also on which she sits shall be unclean. 21 And whoever touches her bed shall wash his clothes and bathe himself in water and be unclean until the evening. 22 And whoever touches anything on which she sits shall wash his clothes and bathe himself in water and be unclean until the evening. 23 Whether it is the bed or anything on which she sits, when he touches it he shall be unclean until the evening. 24 And if any man lies with her and her menstrual impurity comes upon him, he shall be unclean seven days, and every bed on which he lies shall be unclean.

Leviticus 15:19-24 (ESV)

Time was when women were confined to a special tent or hut at the edge of the encampment or village one week out of four. Feminists would have us believe this was all “oppression” by “the patriarchy”, but anyone who has ever cleaned out a woman’s bathroom knows better.

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