Hookers

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

I dont say this with pride, but this is the only environment I can discuss this in. There was a thread on escorts the other day. I havent called one in several years. I did the other night and despite my position on the other thread, I was totally dissapointed this time.

Ill start off my review with one of the few positives: she DID stay the entire time she agreed to; unlike most tricks.

Here are the critiques:

The girl was more “picky” than any girl Ive f~~~ed for FREE:

“oh my nipples are sensitive! Be GENTLE!”

“You want to be in control but I need to know its SAFE”…

This because Im holding her arms as were going at it. I dont know about the rest of you, but when Im with a woman in bed, I just instinctively take over.

I sighed, rolled over on my back, let her on top, and said “is THIS ok now?” Because God forbid a woman be “uncomfy”.

At one point, I was so turned off by her drama, I sat in my chair sipped some rum and had a smoke while she was sitting on the edge of my bed glaring at me confused as to why I didnt put up with her s~~~.

One could tell she was used to: saying, behaving, and doing whatever the f~~~ she wanted with no resistance. She seemed shocked that I was less than amused.

I was a “gentleman” but still voiced my opinion. She looked bewildered at several points. She literally pointed to her head, in confusion having to deal with a man who isnt supplicating, and said “youre getting in my head”. Pointing st her brain as if to say ” now i have to think”…LITERALLY.

I told her Im not paying for an attitude. All in all, considering what a c~~~ she was, it went ok. But I wont be a returning customer. Not to her, anyways.

I woke up this morning wishing I had said one, simple statement –

” You see that wad of SWEATY, greasy cash on my desk? Im paying YOU to pleasure ME. The moment you hand ME some crisp bills is when well discuss what feels good for YOU”.

I have NEVER had a chick who f~~~s me for her own pleasure be so picky and ridiculous as this whore who is getting paid fees tantamount to an Ivy League educated attorney.

Is THIS what its come to?

Resident cynic.

[SlayherParticipant 2074]

Ancientwisdom wrote:

“You want to be in control but I need to know its SAFE”…

At that point you should have asked, “You’re a whore, right?”

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

Slayher wrote:

Ancientwisdom wrote:

“You want to be in control but I need to know its SAFE”…

At that point you should have asked, “You’re a whore, right?”

Exactly what I thought –

“Safe? Im paying to F~~~ you! What are you afraid of, rape?”

Insane.

Resident cynic.

[SlayherParticipant 2074]

Ancientwisdom wrote:

“Safe? Im paying to F~~~ you! What are you afraid of, rape?”

Precisely. They have standards now? I missed that fax, memo, or email.

I’d have paid her with monopoly money.

[PhantomParticipant 3328]

Damn…Really?? Whores trying to act like they have morals & are afraid of being raped after they are being paid to have the f~~~ing take place.

My f~~~ing jaw is on the floor again!

Where is my fembot already!?

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

My f~~~ing jaw is on the floor again!

The worst part was hearing this clearly uneducated, unwitty, disenchanting person express, oh so uneloqently, how easy the life of a trick was.

In particular somehow we discussed travel:

Her: “I love Manhatten! Ill go there and ‘work’.

Me: “Really? How do you arrange that?”

Her: “Oh easy! I buy a ticket, fly out, walk into an ‘upscale’ (poor persons word for ‘nice/classy’) hotel, and sit at the bar!”

Me: “and?”

Her: “A guy will say – how are you? And I say good! He asks what I do and then thats IT!”

I cant say its hillarious or perverse the inverse relationship between what men HAVE to do to attract women, and the least of amount of effort women do. F~~~ “effort”! They put up RESISTANCE!

Im MGTOW but my greatest pleasure as a man is pussy. This irony – God must have a sense of humor.

Resident cynic.

[QcummerParticipant 652]

dude, they want to make sure the rubber doesn’t slip off or break, so they need their hands to be able to move around and not be pinned down. FYI

[KeymasterKeymaster]

If there’s one thing a man does not need…. it’s a whore who doesn’t know how to do her job. Should have told her If you wanted a nagging bitch, you would get a girlfriend. It’s her JOB to cater to you and give you a pleasant experience and she’s not going home until YOU are completely satisfied. Any deviation from that and she can apply to be a barista.

Getting paid more money than a university grad for no skills, talent, or ability beyond what god gave her and she’s whipping you with terms and conditions?

Men don’t just go to whores for “the f~~~”. You should expect from her what women are otherwise totally s~~~ at. A little flirting, a little SMILE, a desire to please and pleasure you… or she doesn’t get your f~~~ing money.

Women – even women who want men to GIVE THEM MONEY – actually behave like large American companies. Like it’s your privilege to give her your money. They treat their customers like THEY are paying YOU. I experienced the same kind of s~~~ from Time Warner a few days ago. I’m like “why are you speaking to me like YOU give ME money every month?. I pay you monthly for YEARS AT A TIME and for this ONE time that I phone you, I expect some customer service…. so stop talking to me like YOU are paying ME”.

These people need their brains adjusted — and pronto.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[J.D SilvernailParticipant 383]

Wow. I would say that she is the worst professional at the oldest profession on earth.

I'm married to the game,but she broke her vows.

[Anonymous 12]

She sounds like a real bitch, I wonder if she worked at McDonald’s would she try and tell you what to order as well? Some women are just bossy and even though they are being paid to f~~~ they still feel they are entitled to being treated like Princesses. We have a site down here in Australia that actually talks about different brothels and the whores who work in them, it is amazing to read some of the bad experiences.

I have only had one similar experience to yours back in the mid 90’s, the woman didn’t want me to touch her face because she didn’t want me to mess up her make up, didn’t want me to touch her hair because it takes too long to fix, didn’t like me being on top, didn’t like the way I f~~~ed her from behind. Seriously if this had of been my first time I would still be in therapy!

I had to ask her who we were pleasuring here her or me!

I have also read stories from some whores who talk about Mangina’s who will give them orgasms because they believe the woman should still enjoy it. I’m paying, I couldn’t give a f~~~ if she enjoys it!

Wouldn’t surprise me if in the future you go to a brothel and have to chat the whore up, buy her dinner so she can decide if she wants to f~~~ you or not and of course you are also paying for the time it takes you to “Woo her”.

[PhantomParticipant 3328]

Keymaster wrote:

Time Warner a few days ago. I’m like “why are you speaking to me like YOU give ME money every month?. I pay you monthly for YEARS AT A TIME and for this ONE time that I phone you, I expect some customer service…. so stop talking-to me like YOU are paying ME”.

F~~~ing truth right there. They p~~~ me off

Ancientwisdom wrote:

I cant say its hillarious or perverse the inverse relationship between what men HAVE to do to attract women, and the least of amount of effort women do. F~~~ “effort”! They put up RESISTANCE!

Agreed!! Even calling it bulls~~~ is a compliment, makes me want to go nuclear.

Keymaster wrote:

Men don’t just go to whores for “the f~~~”. You should expect from her what women are otherwise totally s~~~ at. A little flirting, a little SMILE, a desire to please and pleasure you… or she doesn’t get your f~~~ing money.

That would be the bare minimum for me if I am paying for it. I must really be out of touch with this, I would want to be seduced and her have some kind of passion in her eyes as well as in her moves. But I understand your point & see what you mean. I guess my expectations are way too high.

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

Men don’t just go to whores for “the f~~~”. You should expect from her what women are otherwise totally s~~~ at. A little flirting, a little SMILE, a desire to please and pleasure you… or she doesn’t get your f~~~ing money.

This is true KM, but we all know how it goes. As a man, we all instictively know if a girl cries WE will be held accountable.

Nevermind the fact that the trick ADVERTISES online. If one, single element in the evening flips a trick out, shell storm off with the cash. Try something? Theyll call the cops and insist they were only going to “dance” for you, until you got out of line. No pity. No justice. Just bitch slapped.

I think Ive posted this story before. Many moons ago a buddy and I called some escorts after a night out. Bitches showed up, took the cash and left. My friend, not as discerning in this situation, approached the girls as they left. Girl pulled out pepper spray ready to sting him. It was obvious if any justice was sought they could simply call the police and claim whatever they wanted. The cards were in their table, not ours.

These experiences are why I reccomend meeting girls at strip clubs when guys ask about hookers. Its MUCH, MUCH more likely things will go smooth when you have the chance to feel them out a bit.

Of course nothing is guaranteed with any broad, but such is life.

Resident cynic.

[PhantomParticipant 3328]

Anonymous wrote:

Wouldn’t surprise me if in the future you go to a brothel and have to chat the whore up, buy her dinner so she can decide if she wants to f~~~ you or not and of course you are also paying for the time it takes you to “Woo her”.

No f~~~ing s~~~! Hell, they will probably demand no rubbers & try like hell to fertilize her as well

F~~~ing nonsense

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Phantom wrote:

That would be the bare minimum for me if I am paying for it. I must really be out of touch with this, I would want to be seduced and her have some kind of passion in her eyes as well as in her moves. But I understand your point & see what you mean. I guess my expectations are way too high.

Too high? That’s the MINIMUM you can expect. A little experience. If it was about * getting your nut*, you could do that without paying a female. The reason you go to a living & breathing female whore (and not a sex doll) is for the experience of being with loving, kind, sweet, warm smile and gentle, feminine touch. A soft voice. Nice hair. A relaxing vibe.

Not that frigid ass sarcastic s~~~ you can get from every Ameriskank anywhere.

“You want to be in control but I need to know its SAFE”.

“Sorry stupid bitch it doesn’t work like that. Remember that school teacher that died in the Challenger Shuttle explosion? F~~~ing NASA made her “feel safe” by giving her a seatbelt….. but guess what. YOU NEED TO *FEEL SAFE*?? GO WORK AT WALLMART AND STOP BEING A WHORE. Get back to the kitchen. Make a sammich and stop sucking dicks if you need to “feel safe”. Here;’s a Betty Crocker Easy Bake Oven. Feel safe now cupcake? How about guaranteeing I won’t catch anything by throwing my junk into your polluted t~~~t. Because I need to feel SAFE TOO.”

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[PhantomParticipant 3328]

Keymaster wrote:

Too high? That’s the MINIMUM you can expect.

Works for me, aye captain!

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

Oh, and you guys will just LOVE this:

I didnt even bust a nut. Didnt even f~~~ her…

How could I when all I heard was whining and complaints. I swear – I have NEVER had a girl who f~~~s me for FREE be so trivial and whiney. As a matter of fact: cougars who have PAID for all my drinks, even rent WILLINGLY sucked my b~~~~ and told me they WANTED to “please me”.

And I dont want to sound like some bragging, douche bag TOOL here, so let me clarify: Im telling you a girl I paid for sex was COMPLAINING/needy/bitchy! Not bragging at all. Just shocked.

In retrospect, escorts on the whole are more diffocult than neighbors or randoms Ive f~~~ed. I think there are rare instances in which its good for a guy; like meeting a chick in a strip club. There was only one girl I met in a strip club I considered to pay to f~~~. She was in her early 20s. Looked the spitting image of Jessica Alba.

She was also a “giving” type. Rather sweet and sensual…One comment she said will suffice to describe this “taste my pussy…its so soft”. During a lap dance. Thats better than some hookers.

Said shed only charge me $150 for an entire night of sex. I didnt follow through and to this day I regret it lol.

I think I have a penchant for the strip club route because when I was in my 20s I took home several for free.

But eh, Im a bit older now. Point is even when you PAY for pussy they act like entitled c~~~s. Uncanny. Truly.

Resident cynic.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

Either she was an amateur, or you appeared as someone who looked like she could manipulate

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

Russky wrote:

Either she was an amateur, or you appeared as someone who looked like she could manipulate

No and no.

She was just an entitled c~~~.

Im sure youve come across them. Isnt that how you ended up on this site?

Resident cynic.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Anonymous wrote:

Wouldn’t surprise me if in the future you go to a brothel and have to chat the whore up, buy her dinner so she can decide if she wants to f~~~ you or not and of course you are also paying for the time it takes you to “Woo her”.

The vast majority of women are so Princess deluded they think you should pay — AND —- let them order off the menu.

lol…. no

In what f~~~ing universe does that make any sense? Women need their attitudes adjusted. MAJORLY. Just look at this modern worthless good for nothing whore. Wants a man to pay for her, expects to order from the menu and thinks she has the right to say “no” to a f~~~ after you’re done listening to her babble on about golden retriever puppies and “equality” for 3 hours.

“Call me old fashioned” she says.

Hey I got no problem with that, whore.
Exactly how far back do you want to go with this remember-the-time stuff, HUH???

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[PhantomParticipant 3328]

Keymaster wrote:

“Call me old fashioned” she says.

Hey I got no problem with that, whore.
Exactly how far back do you want to go with this remember-the-time stuff, HUH???

Just f~~~ing epic!!

old fashioned my f~~~ing ass

lmfao

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