honey (not to) do list

[hmskl’dParticipant 6406]

A lifelong acquaintance of mine actually drove way out to my place last evening with a five gallon pail and a shovel.  He asked if he could go into my woods and get some moss, stones and branches. It was great that he stopped by and asked him what he was up to. He told me his girlfriend had given him a list of things she needed for her miniature  Gnome Garden.  She is making a small garden for Gnomes within a butterfly plant garden. It will have ornate rocks, little bridges and small tree stumps where the Gnomes can prance around and live. I can’t tell you how fearful I am for this guy but I didn’t say anything other than just having a visit with long time friend who used to be a neighbor in town.

Nothing against artistic expression, but if I ever even hint of being given list of duties such as this by a woman friend anytime during the rest of my existence … I want someone to immediately commit me for protection; or better yet … just shoot me.

[SMADParticipant 651]

hmskl’d wrote:

A lifelong acquaintance of mine actually drove way out to my place last evening with a five gallon pail and a shovel.  He asked if he could go into my woods and get some moss, stones and branches.

When I first started reading I thought this was going to be a story about a guy threatening to bury his wife / girlfriend!!  Luckily it’s not that extreme!

 

Marriage?  No thanks, i'm not ready to be THAT miserable.

[hmskl’dParticipant 6406]

SMAD wrote:

Luckily it’s not that extreme!

🙂 I’m going to go see this thing when it’s done and get a photo or two to post … show what can happen when a girlfriend starts doing stuff.

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

hmskl’d wrote:

It will have ornate rocks, little bridges and small tree stumps where the Gnomes can prance around and live.

The f~~~ing what now?

Right there is when you should have got the shovel and smashed his head in 😁

Forget all that moss and crap. Just get her some LSD.

 

 

 

[Cap285Participant 6007]

F~~~ yard work and gardens. Never. Again.

Fuck this planet.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

hmskl’d wrote:

She is making a small garden for Gnomes within a butterfly plant garden. It will have ornate rocks, little bridges and small tree stumps where the Gnomes can prance around and live.

The hell?

Just when I thought things couldn’t get any stranger than male lingerie… there’s this.

Is anyone else beginning to think that Going Your Own Way is merely a return to sanity in this f~~~ed up bats~~~ crazy world we have to live in?

[MgtowWaveParticipant 4352]

@sidecar yes sir.Even if its not a return to sanity its a step towards sanity.

frankly my dear i don't give a damn

[RoyDalParticipant]

Here’s my vote for the best gnome garden contest first prize.

Gnome garden winner!

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[FullMetalExoParticipant 2383]

Night of the living Garden Gnomes

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[RoyDalParticipant]

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

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