Holes in Condoms / Removing Condoms

[JustAnotherGuyParticipant 143]

Beware men who mess around:

There is new scuttlebutt (so you should keep an eye on this) about making it a sexual assault (like rape level) if the condom comes off or there is a hole.

Be aware. Follow this if this if you have intimate relations with women/girls.

[joetechParticipant]

Use your own condom, and don’t let her know. My ex poked holes in the condom to get pregnant. I didn’t know about this trick until a friend on my ship told me about it after she was pregnant.

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[Anonymous 18]

Finding: Holes in Condoms

Outcome: Sexual assault charge for man if he was the perp
18-26 years of child support and ruins of a man’s hopes and dreams if the woman was the
perp

Lesson: GYOW

[Anonymous 25]

the only condom you ever need (never heard of one of these claiming rape or sexual assault or divorce raping someone):

Problem Solved

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

I can’t believe any sane man would remove a condom on purpose.

Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

[Mr. SpockParticipant 10910]

If a condom tears or comes off, it isn’t necessarily the guys fault but then again, nothing is EVER a woman’s fault so it MUST be the guys fault.
Sounds like another reason to justify throwing a guy in jail for merely having sex.

Feminism isn't about equality with men, it's about leverage over men.

[KevinStylesParticipant 2580]

Always supply your own. And if one is provided for you, test the wrapper to make sure its holding air if it’s got no air in it, it’s been compromised. Of course the safest thing is to use a fleshlight or autoblow2 and not even bother with the female species at all.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Get a vasectomy. Document the f~~~ out of it. Always wear a condom anyways so princess unicorn doesn’t suspect anything. If the condom breaks or comes off or she tries to stir up s~~~ in any other way, have your attorney drop papers on her.

Problem solved.

Oh, and make sure to use your used condoms to safely dispose of any extra white habanero sauce you might have on your person. Just fill ’em up and drop them in the washroom basket. You wouldn’t want that hot sauce getting somewhere it shouldn’t, now would you? That would be irresponsible.

[Yojimbo RockfordParticipant 348]

I have heard of the hot sauce trick, but where do you put it? If you’re f~~~ing and you finish, you walk into the bathroom and take it off. Ya don’t have any pockets to hide a packet of hot sauce to take in with you.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

^ Single serving clear habanero sauce.

Keep a few packs with your condoms. Put your condoms in the bathroom ahead of time. When you go to pee and get a new condom, flush the old one with your urine and fill a fresh decoy with the hot sauce to toss in the waste bin. It’s easy.

[JustAnotherGuyParticipant 143]

RE:Jan Sobieski

I can’t believe any sane man would remove a condom on purpose.

I did. I was in LOVE. Wait.. You said sane? Hmm…

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