Hmm, how about this one…?

[RoyDalParticipant]

It looks like there is nice steamroller computer-generated imagery available.

Crashing My New Steamroller

If CGI won’t fit in the filmmaker’s creative vision, then a real steamroller & cake is a must.

How to Make a Wedding Cake: Baking and Frosting (Part 1)

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

That would be a good start, Roy. Cheers…

Ned T.

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[RoyDalParticipant]

Exploding kittens! What’s not to like? http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2477102,00.asp

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[FangParticipant 102]

Doesn’t anyone have a female handy to bake the cake?

[OliParticipant 33]

Hold on Lil Jon might have one…

 

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[Krab_AssParticipant 267]

April Fools eh????   Sorry guys – the best I can do is something that deals with MGTOW fully putting all their weight behind HE FOR SHE and supporting it ardently.

 

That is the best I got…..

 

"I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what I do! That is character!"
~ Theodore Roosevelt

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

I have an idea for April Fools, but it might be a little elaborate and we’d have to get started on it immediately.

Get everyone to coordinate with the other MGTOW in their local area.  Each local MGTOW cell should choose a local expensive restaurant and a time.  Say 7:30 PM on April 1st at the local steakhouse.  Then each local cell should go through every local dating website, Craigslist W4M, Plenty of Fat, OK Stupid, and so on, collect every single woman’s personal ad they can and assign them out to the individual cell members.  Each cell member then creates a few ideal man fake accounts on these sites and uses them to convince as many of his assigned targets to meet him for an expensive dinner at the selected restaurant and time.  Copy and paste will be a big help with this.  Make sure to only ever talk about dinner on Wednesday; mentioning the actual date of April First could give it away.

Naturally the plan is to stand all these women up.  With luck a whole lot of greedy women expecting a free dinner off some chump will all show up at the same restaurants at the same time only to find that the men they expected to pay their way aren’t anywhere to be found.  It’ll be a mass demonstration of what they can expect in the future they are creating for themselves.

Meanwhile the cell members who choose to show up and witness the carnage are all already together at their own table, which they reserved for a half hour earlier, and should be receiving their delicious steak dinners just in time to watch the floor show they’ve instigated.  Maybe a few hidden cameras are in order for documentary purposes.

So what do you think?  Good idea or bad?  Too elaborate?  Too much work?

[HimeoParticipant 471]

I think it would be hilarious.

[FangParticipant 102]

What about “National Feed a Fat Feminist Day?” It could be announced nationally and in Canada too if our northern brothers want in on the fun:

“Females of the feminist movement. We know how you love to project that unwashed, hairy, heavily perspiring, grossly overweight lesbian persona! Well this is your lucky day because we at MGTOW are here to help you meet your  goals. We will be serving a free luncheon April 1, 2015 from11:00 am-12:30 at the park on Main Street. Scrumptious butter and lard soup is on the menu to help you hard working girls pack on the pounds! Come one come all…lesbians bring your girlfriends. Straight ladies, tell your bitch to skip work and bring him with you. (We don’t discriminate against the straight ladies but Manginas, White Knights, and members of the Save-a-Ho movement will be assessed a modest cover charge).

Hell, post a few bills, use the radio for public service announcements, and cook up a few quarts of butter and lard soup just in case any of the behemoths show up.

[Krab_AssParticipant 267]

Fang – your description of ‘behemoths’ put this in my head.

Large woman’s ass gobbled up her cat.

"I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what I do! That is character!"
~ Theodore Roosevelt

[Krab_AssParticipant 267]

S~~~!  Sorry – the vid didn’t get posted properly.   I will paste the URL below:

Sorry ’bout that guys.   The internet gods must be angry.

 

"I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what I do! That is character!"
~ Theodore Roosevelt

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

Oh dear, so many great ideas (Sidecar and Fang!) yet maybe tricky enough to really put into action with only a few more metaphorical yards left to go (in fact where I am sitting April 1st is already here, damn!!!). But anyway, if all else fails I guess there’s always next year. Thank you all very much for you various responses this far. Cheers lads..!

Ned T.

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

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