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I don’t know if you guys have talked about this one yet, or have come across it. I found this to be hilarious. The level of propaganda which the modern day feminist is spewing out is insulting to anyone’s level of intelligence. The fact that they’ve bothered to write an article about it at all is pure reason to not indulge in such silly behavior.
This gem comes from an EHarmony site lol. I particularly get a kick out of the stock photo. Yeah, that’s what most of ’em look like.
Don’t let her kids scare you off. That cute single mom might be the future Mrs. You.
Here are 15 reasons to date a single mom.
1. She’s no wimp. Single moms are tough and independent. She’s neither tough OR independent. Hence the fact that she is looking for someone to latch onto in order to pay her bills and do the icky things in life which are tough. Enter wallet.
2. She’s already a great mom. (And weren’t you looking for someone who would be a great mother? Look no further!) She has demonstrated the ability to physiologically conceive. She’s demonstrated that she can physically have a child. This does not automatically qualify someone as being “great”. I too can get someone pregnant. This does not make me a great father.
3. She’s incredibly patient, but doesn’t have a lot of tolerance for bad behavior. She’ll be good for you. Patience is an individual trait. The only time a woman is patient, is to wait out her plan long enough to rob you blind. “She’ll be good for you”. You don’t know me, I don’t know her, you don’t know her, she doesn’t know me. What a beautiful, purely unquantifiable statement.
4. She doesn’t play games. She doesn’t have time to just fool around. She takes her relationships seriously. She’s had plenty of time to fool around, and didn’t take her relationship seriously. This can easily be shown with her thug-spawn and the fact that she even has one.
5. She’ll only keep you around if the relationship is a good thing for both her and her kids. You won’t have to guess if she’s into you. Yeah, thanks so much for keeping my interests at heart. I haven’t even dated you yet and you are demonstrating that the only thing important to you is you and your kid(s).
6. Single moms are easy to pamper. (They don’t get breaks very often. Hint, hint.) You are strong and independent. Use some of your hard-earned cash to hire a babysitter. If I wanted to be a babysitter, I’d form a business doing it and make a pile of cash. Not interested in being a service for someone.
7. She’s loyal — and is fiercely protective of her little brood. Loyal to herself and her brood. Probably not even that.
8. She can articulate what she wants and needs from a relationship. Congratulations. It’s really not hard to articulate the phrase: ” I need support and money.”
9. Single moms are both practical and fun. There’s no room for diva behavior. So practical and fun that they’ve utterly screwed themselves and need you to bail them out.
10. She’s no longer a party girl, but a fun night out is still very welcome. She WAS and IS a party girl. Hence waking up nine months later with something she can’t handle.
11. She’s selfless. Single moms put others’ needs before their own. Yes, like her fatherless child.
12. Moms make the best lasagna and give the best back rubs. Reaching the bottom of the barrel here. Modern women can’t cook worth a sh** unless they’ve been carefully instructed how to do so. Lasagna is man’s territory anyway.
13. You’ll get to take part in adventures to amusement parks, the zoo and the park. Bonus: You’ll have an excuse to play with toys. I’m not three. If I go to an amusement park, it won’t be so that I have to pay an extra $200 bucks to watch someone else’s sperm have a blast. I have my own toys and I don’t need an excuse to play with them.
14. She’s adaptable. She knows that life doesn’t always go as planned and has learned how to make the best of it. Translation: “I’ve f****** up royally, didn’t plan it and now you’ll fall nicely into my plan of bailing me out of it. That’s the best of it.
15. Single moms can do it all, but are super-appreciative of a helping hand. Woo her with kindness and acts of service. Most of the time, they can’t do anything. This is why their “Cry For Help” dating ad has gone up in the first place. The days of wooing are over, and if I so choose to “woo”, it won’t be in the form of fixing everything that is broken in your house and looking after your kids at my expense. You’ve already stated that you are strong and independent. Fix it yourself. Google it. Do anything but ask me to bail you out of your situation.
Why else should one date a single mom? You shouldn’t. It’s pretty obvious.
WillyT73: damn, that is a funny ass bunch of bulls~~~. your comments are hilarious! the last single mom i dated was a meth addict. her kid was 1 year old. once word got out to her family that we were hooking up here came the needy bitches: her mom (also a drug addict) and her grandmother started contacting me very often and I had to start making a lot of trips to their city at great expense. came home to my apt one day to find her mom and her and the kid in my apt and they announced that it was time for me to move out of my place since they needed more room. f~~~ing c~~~s. jesus f~~~ing christ. amazing how they open their legs and take some dick and are free of all consequences and it our responsibility to save them. that’s even more hilarious but only if you managed to escape, which i did. last I heard my single mom was back on the street using and the state stepped in and took the kid away….
WillyT73,
I couldn’t have said it better myself. Good job, sir. Good job. Now, we just need to get it out to the masses.
Don't stick your dick into anyone you aren't willing to put up with for eighteen years and nine months.
Anonymous42Hey WillyT73: I see you have your MGHOW 3-D glasses on, I’m seeing the clammy s~~~ you are, almost word for word!….
Most single mothers I’ve known were financial vampires, sucking some man’s bank account dry and moving on to someone else to continue. Equally bad was that after they had the kid, they turned into land whales.
Hear, Hear gents. Your comments are very much in line with my own experiences and current thoughts.
I almost had to wonder if EHarmony released that as a Humour piece, or just as a general stupidity indicator.
Perhaps their next “List” or article will be:
“15 Reasons Why You Should Buy A Used Car That Has Already Been In An Accident”.
@ListenUp.
Wow man. That is some serious horror story. If that wasn’t a test of your sanity, I don’t know what is. VERY glad you saved yourself from that mess.
WillyT73: yeah, that was one of the more narrow escapes. most of my guy friends asked me “how could you get into that mess? what were you thinking?” that was until they saw her. she was so beautiful that anywhere we went, the place would just go silent in awe of her looks. people would shower both of us with compliments. never waited in a line, always moved to the front with VIP access to everything. I’m 6’2″ and she was six foot. we were on our way to being a well known couple in Hollywood but of course with all her baggage, that wasn’t going to happen. best sex i ever had, she had never been equaled, period. I had a blast taking care of her baby as well. it is an amazing thing to hold a baby in your hands and take care of them. lost a lot of sleep but, i just loved it man. it was awesome!
Now to the Red Pill s~~~:
01 i couldn’t let her drive because she had more than 15 arrests on her criminal record. no driver’s license. she was 25.
02 cost of driving her and the baby back to mommy: 4 hours round trip and always during my workday because of the kid. cost min 100.00 each time. 4x a week for 30 weeks= 12000.00 for this one item
03 diapers and food for single mom and kid for 30 weeks (plus big dates out to clubs) est 9000.00 usd
04 constant risk of my arrest and imprisonment due to her carrying drugs she didn’t tell me about or wasn’t supposed to have: PRICELESS.
05 her mommy crashed her car into mine one night because she didn’t get her way: 1850.00 repair to new car of mine
06 take four days off work to go through her life history of paperwork scattered around her mommy’s house to determine food stamps worthiness plus mommys’ food stamps and gov’t subsidies: 4 days x 500 a day lost income plus attorney consultation = 3000.00
07 constant monitored of baby daddy’s whereabouts with him going in and out of jail and then threatening to kill me: PRICELESS!
08 constant replacements of her phones and music players because she would get too high: 2000.00
I’m sure I could come up with more line items but let’s just use these and total them up…..
grand total for hot young single mommy piece of ass: 24850.00 for 7.5 months.
we had sex about four times a week over 30 weeks, so that’s 120 times.
Cost of each time we f~~~ed: 207.083333 not bad, actually for a girl with those looks and that body…
Now, that doesn’t include my time and the stress of living in fear of losing my life. Honestly, I don’t regret it at all. the most exciting s~~~ ever of my life. until one night she was asleep and some guy was texting her all night about THEIR relationship and I was watching his texts come in. and other guy’s texts. and phone calls, all night long. she had forgotten to power off her phone. drove her, the kid, the crib, and their s~~~ back to her mom the next morning. slept none, and did a 12 hour workday after dropping them off.
will i do it again? F~~~ NO NEVER hahahahahahaha.
I had truly hoped that you were able to navigate your way out of there without too much undue damage being done to yourself.
Sorry to hear you had such a bad time of it, but again…………SUPER glad you got out of it.
That is one hell of a price to pay for 7.5 months with someone. It really does and did seem like you had your spidey sense on for a lot of it. Good for you man.
Your story does bring an actual shudder to me though. Jesus. It continues to just floor me hearing all your guy’s stories.
Scary, scary bitches.
Glad you made it out in one piece.
WillyT73: I think it’s worth the time it takes to post details like I did in order to help younger guys not make the same mistakes. I really thought I was gonna get killed. Glad I didn’t die. by hollywood standards, that really isn’t much money but it DOES make a great case for just getting a good hooker instead of going through all the blue pill s~~~ doesn’t it?
Well, ListenUp, you lived the dream. You had it all, man… the hottest woman in the place, the great sex, the nightlife, the respect and admiration of all the men around you… and clearly no small amount of wealth considering how much you spent on this female.
If only you could take the high of all that and divide it by the cost and trauma, then subtract all the nope nope you feel about it now, reduce and condense it into a liquid and then disperse it at high altitude over the cities of the world, no man would ever go on another date again.
My “hottest chick” story isn’t nearly as extreme as yours but I’ve been through something similar… almost being destroyed by a female that pretty much everyone else would look at and say “wow, she’s worth it”. Having come out the other end I can confidently state that no, she is not. In fact, I would prefer to never have sex again than to go through half the bulls~~~ that female put me through one more time.
Doc: lmbo re mgtow liquid spray! we gotta get KeyM and the team on that one right away hahahah.
Seriously man, the price i paid was a drop in the bucket to her and her mom and baby, and grandmother. they felt I OWED THEM MORE.. and that is the point I’m trying to get across to these young mgtow just like you are: you can do all that s~~~ and there isn’t one thank you, extension of gratitude, they gave me nothing back man, nothing. just that incredible vagina four times a week. they way they showed me love was by telling me to move out of my own f~~~ing house!!!
I hope the guys here are listening to us man. the future will be much better if they do. good to see you by the way….584 thumbs up? damn man, you are invaluable here at mgtow.com
I think it makes a good case for doing anything but getting seriously involved with another living, breathing, talking boat anchor.
I agree with you about posting particular details. Something I am indeed warming up to. I really do hate seeing some of the younger fellows sliding down the “50ft razor blade into a pool of vinegar” which we call marriage.
I listen to the stories of some of the young guys at work on break, or at lunch when I pop into their lunch room from time to time. It’s highly enlightening to hear the new types of traps and bulls~~~ they are dealing with, on top of the classics which we’d be familiar with. There is absolutely no end to the treachery that women will commit in order to achieve their goals.
MGTOW’s forums are an excellent tool for insights; I can only imagine them becoming more powerful in time. So many guys have valuable information on these matters locked up inside of them due to lack of venue to express themselves. We are on the cusp of a cultural revolution between men and women, and this place is certainly a groundbreaking platform.
By using men’s honest, concrete, varied opinions, experience and analysis, we’ll be able to live our lives (and hopefully save a few along the way) as pure individuals, without being perpetually held back and deprived of the lives we can accomplish.
Spending our lives surrounded by lies, misery, betrayal, disloyalty, confusion only amount to one thing: Living someone else’s life.
Good riddance to that piece of garbage that would have destroyed your life. Well done sir.
Thanks, ListenUp. I’m just calling them as I see them.
Once a female gets her yoke or saddle on you, she believes that she owns you. Your time, your energy, your money and all your assets… even your spent jizz… they all belong to her and if she feels you’re holding something out on her, she will direct the full focus of her manipulative power as well as the force of her mangina drones and proxies… including her children and family, her exes and other lovers, the police and courts and even total strangers… to get it out of you.
The closer the reality of this comes home to me, the more I desire to advance to “level 3” and cease all non-transactional relationships with females.
OK, I want to take care of my kids. I’m not responsible for anybody else’s kids. If I date a woman with two kids, that’s two less kids she can have with me. That’s not fair to me. Women won’t pick up the tab for my previous mistakes.
Doc: you’re welcome man. I don’t know when I’ll be level 3…..just telling the story about that single mom made me want to f~~~ again so much, that i am liable to go right into a bar or brothel tonight just so i can taste fresh pussy again. the only thing i like better to eat is toro sashimi and some would argue its the same thing.
And there again is the problem: estrogen, fresh pussy, the chemical world is out to get us man. if you are able to transcend it at this point, that gives me something to aspire to as an alternative future. btw….a cute girl walking by just now as i was dumping my trash smiled at me. that hasn’t happened in years…where i live NONE of them smile at you. so mgtow must be filtering into their community because hot girls only smile when they need s~~~ from a man. headed out for now…stay strong brothers! bbl….
I recommend the chu-toro. Everyone is all gaga over the o-toro but I think it’s too fatty and expensive. The middle fatty toro, on the other hand, is just right.
I tell you, man, I have been digging around on the escort pages and thinking to research rub-n-tug shops around here. I’m pretty well convinced that, while there are some legit deals to be had, most of them are scammers or worse so I’m taking my time about it… but I would like to have a regular arrangement to “get the poison out”. Let’s call it a medical need. Once it’s done, I’m able to focus on what’s important to me again and that’s almost certainly worth the cost and the risks involved.
Does anyone have any first hand (second hand?!) experience and recommendations in the Las Vegas area?
Somebody went through this thread and thumbed pretty much everybody down so I just went through and thumbed you all back up.
Whoever is doing all the negging around here lately, if you dislike what we’re saying, at least have the b~~~~ to stand up and make a statement. Thumbing posts down for no good reason is childish.
Doc, a desperately c~~~y troll is on the loose and has been since this morning. Because the c~~~ has no self-respect and enjoys c~~~y drama, it is doing this. Here’s where the troll started …
/forums/topic/mgtow-should-be-no-profit/
Doc: Thanks man. women and trolls are signing up and going right for my threads. the one from earlier today neg’d me like, 14 times then made a new acct, and went right back to my threads and started again for another 10 or 20.. i should be reading somewhere in the 350’s on thumbs right now. it’s cool. thanks for having my back. It appears that when I do something like post an accurate spreadsheet analysis like I did above about what a woman can actually cost you, it is just not acceptable for women to see facts. we should all be used to that by now…..somewhere on here i remember posting that female logic has no factual basis in any solar system. I’m standing behind that.
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