"Here, Hold My Baby"

[FunInTheSunParticipant 8286]

I’ve had family members shove their babies at me and ask me to hold them. Sometimes I would hold the baby out of respect to them, but the experience was always awkward, and I quickly gave the baby back. They would always have this smile on their faces as they watched me. It’s like they were hoping I’d fall in love with the idea of being a father someday. No thank you. Babies bring happiness to most people, but not to me.

Has this happened to you guys?

"I saw that there comes a point, in the defeat of any man of virtue, when his own consent is needed for evil to win-and that no manner of injury done to him by others can succeed if he chooses to withhold his consent. I saw that I could put an end to your outrages by pronouncing a single word in my mind. I pronounced it. The word was ‘No.’" (Atlas Shrugged)

[Anonymous 54]

Babeis creep me out. Theyre like little f~~~ing aliens to me.
Everyone thinks theirs is the most speicel one that ever existed.
I cant stand them.

Onece they become little human beings theyre ok though.

No I never had kids. Hahaj

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22559]

Anonymous wrote:

Babeis creep me out. Theyre like little f~~~ing aliens to me.
Everyone thinks theirs is the most speicel one that ever existed.
I cant stand them.

Onece they become little human beings theyre ok though.

No I never had kids. Hahaj

When they actually develop personalities and are a little scared of you because they dont know you, they dont pull the same crap on you they get away with doing to mom and dad, they may be okay to be around a short while.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[AussieParticipant 2509]

Screaming little s~~~ pumps.

I can’t stand them.

But hand me a kitten or a puppy and I go weak at the knees !

" I feel threatened "

[NerdTunnelerParticipant]

I like kids…but only those that are my relatives that can be disciplined. Its a good opportunity to impart knowledge on such young eager minds.

I remember asking an aged professor of mine back in college why he is still teaching with low pay when He could go full time work or at another college with bigger pay..

His reply was that old minds are inflexible and has lost the wondering attitude and zeal of young minds. It is why he does his research at our university…His mind is getting challenged by the ideas that oftentimes border on impossibility…But it is thinking outside the box that allowed him to continue his research…Just my 2 cents shared by my professor…

I stand with feet apart and let my balls hang free...Manginas dont have balls...See how they stand and sit at the whim of their masters...

[MonkParticipant 17056]

I’ve had this.

[slyly]”Here. Hold my baby”.
“No”.
[shocked] “Don’t you like children?”.
“No. Hate them”.
[sneering, attempting to shame] “I feel sorry for you”.
“Don’t bother”.
[speechless with rage, storms off]

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

FunInTheSun wrote:

Has this happened to you guys?

Well, sure enough it has happened to me and several times. The earliest time of which I was handed my 15 years younger cousin, hence back then I was only in my mid teenage years, so that one time obviously was the most awkward one.

You know generally I like kids, I can reason with them no sweat and especially so within my (extended) family.

Another time I was handed over my niece about a decade ago which by that time (and my then age) was of course less awkward than the first time. Now having said that, at all of these “instances” in my mind I was very quick to rationalize one important thing: “This (fortunately enough) is not your little kid, meaning you are if anything only marginally responsible for it and its upbringing…”

What all the others were thinking about me (or their secret wishes) hardly did matter to me, as I always was able to also rationalize the gesture as an act of some form of mild/shaming and/or attempted trigger of child bearing envy from my end as a man.

Let me elaborate here a bit. Being handed over a baby (usually by its mother which by the way is no coincidence) to you as a man is the most subtle way of said mother to deliver the following message to you:

“Here, hold this extension of my body, which no longer is my body but something which is hailed by society as “the future” (only question there being what kind of future, but she obviously wouldn’t care thinking about that one). So this is what I have done for prolonging humankind. It is all my proud work that you will never be able to do (the child bearing thing), so if you want to do your part in prolonging our species, then you will have to find another woman for yourself and make all of the sacrifices needed to fulfill your (female projected) destiny. Now (or soon enough) it will be your turn and if you might fail to do so, then may you be forever at fault…”

The camouflaged subtlety of this message here solely being based upon the natural cuteness of the baby itself (that’s also why the act itself “Here, hold it..!” is usually followed by the typical line “…isn’t it cuuuute…?”), which all babies have combined with their eventual ability to develop into their own adult characters one day.

And yet even back then when I briefly held my younger cousin (who by now has his own tiny little daughter) in my arm in my teenage years I was already rationally thinking like: “Hang on … … thank you but no.”

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[ReclusParticipant 96]

I had an annoying woman at my old work try this a long time ago. She was just doing it to annoy me. Also I was at a work station and she effectively cornered me (she had finished for the day, I was still working). My response to the held-out baby? (in a very low, cold voice that no one else in the vicinity heard): “I strangle babies…”
She whipped that kid away from me so fast and, in a state of shock, tried to go around telling everyone in the vicinity that I strangle babies, which just left her looking like a total nutjob.
She never bothered me again.
And no, for the record, I DO NOT strangle babies.

[LurchParticipant 3872]

NEVER… EVER… touch another womans kid.

In this day and age of #MeToo, that is just a false accusation just waiting to happen!

Blue-Pill Virgin: Women hate me! That's what it is.
MGTOW Man: Hate them back; it works for me.

[TrailbossParticipant 1844]

Yea…greatest “accomplishment” a woman can do…but the c~~~s CAN’T f~~~ing do it without a load of MALE SPERM! Like EVERYTHING ELSE in this world…a tuna can’t do S~~~ without a MAN to PROVIDE!

So go f~~~ yaselves ya whoors! #MANOUT!

An educated, armed populace cannot be enslaved.

[SH3LLZParticipant 5569]

I love babies actually. They dont ask to be born into this world. I feel bad for many kids who are just born to s~~~e parents and terrible circumstances. Ive only got one kid and i fell in love with him the moment he grabbed my finger… But I also love that when someone asks to hold their baby.. I get to give them back…

One and done. No more kids for me.

#ICETHEMOUT!!! #MANOUT!!! #HIDEYOURWEALTH #VAGINAISWORTHLESS

[iMickey503Participant 12467]

I have the opposite problem. Kids tend to run to me. Even babies with their moms. It can really be pain in the ass since you are the only one that seems to comfort a baby. I guess the good heart I have does have its uses. Happens too often with animals as well.

I know the feeling. This actually happned to me at a mall once. The woman was to busy looking on her phone to notice the guy that sat next to her was not her boyfriend. Granted we had the same build and type of clothes. 🙂

So I look around and I immediately notice the guy as he does me.

So he walks around to her other side and goes: “Honey, who do you think is holding the baby”.

Sad thing to, the kid started crying when going back to mom. Crazy but true. I think the baby liked me more then Mom or dad.

You are all alone. If you have been falsely accused of RAPE, DV, PLEASE let all men know about the people who did this. http://register-her.net/web/guest/home

[iMickey503Participant 12467]

Monk wrote:

I’ve had this.

[slyly]”Here. Hold my baby”.
“No”.
[shocked] “Don’t you like children?”.
“No. Hate them”.
[sneering, attempting to shame] “I feel sorry for you”.
“Don’t bother”.
[speechless with rage, storms off]

This is the guy I need to hang around with more! 🙂

You are all alone. If you have been falsely accused of RAPE, DV, PLEASE let all men know about the people who did this. http://register-her.net/web/guest/home

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9583]

When I was a teenager, my sister was an infant and I hated her then. One time in a store my mom was paying for something and I was forced to hold my baby sister. I didn’t know the proper way to hold a baby and when I did my sister started screaming and crying out of control and then my mom grabbed her back yelling at me. I felt bad and scared because when my mom shows that she’s angry, you’re not going to have a good day. I hated attending my sister, because my mom dumped her off on my like it’s my responsibility to take care of her child when she knew I hated kids and still do!

https://themanszone.webs.com/

[Won'tGetFooledAgainParticipant 3298]

I call them baby pushers, trying to pursuade you to also have children. The reason they do this is because misery loves company and they need validation for their own choices.

They hate people who don’t have children and are happy, have money, peace and quiet and get to sleep whenever they want.

Buy a two seat convertible sports car to really p~~~ them off.

For women, everything eventually boils down to Alpha Fucks, Beta Bucks.

[sjt1975Participant 2536]

I don’t think it would be wise, holding somebody else’s baby. It certainly wouldn’t make me any more ‘broody’ (which is a term I reserve for women only, due to their hormones). I think that I would have made a brilliant Dad, but I don’t want to breed with one of these modern women…

My sister only let me hold my nephew *once*, as a baby, although I did the playing and the taking-out-in-the-pram, when he was a young child, and some more playing, some reading-a-book-at-bedtime, and some watching-TV-with, when he was an older child. My sister, after that early time-period, moved away, and I get to see him rarely now, and when I do, he is permanently glued to a tablet and he doesn’t say much. I recently bought him a key-board for his 10th Birthday, which he is enjoying playing, and he has Piano lessons as well. I also buy him books. I am trying to get him to do hobbies away from a computer, as children are addicted to computers nowadays, and it isn’t healthy. I would have liked to have been a much bigger part of my nephew’s life, but he was a difficult child and his mother is a bloody nightmare, so I couldn’t involve myself too much, not even for his sake, as the stress from his mother (my sister) was just ridiculous; but he knows he has an uncle, who sends him presents and who he sees sometimes (once a year, if I’m lucky, to be honest). Personally, I think it’s a bloody shame, since things could have been so good/happy with him, but there you go. God knows what affect my sister’s divorce had on him, and he has had more schools that I’ve had hot dinners, since my sister has moved-around quite a bit after her divorce, but he seems to be a very resilient boy (he has had to be, with a mother like my sister, poor chap).

Modern Women seem to screw everything up, are never happy, and are always complaining about something or are involved in some drama/scrape. I cannot be doing with them myself, and as I said above, I don’t want to breed with the modern woman, which is why going Monk Mode is so easy for me.

[Prophet MicahParticipant 1972]

I always tell them “Babies are great. As long as I can give them back to their parents, I’m a happy man!” lol I babysat my niece till she was 2yrs old so my brother-in-law and sister could work. Read to her for half the day and the other half she would just sit next to me and watch me play the Super Nintendo.

LOVE kids! Just don’t need any of my own.

No Wife - No Strife

[.0000000001Participant 137]

“Here, hold my baby”. Wow. Ummmmmm…. NO. Here, hold my baby, hands her the electric bill…..

Is Wayne Brady gotta choke a B!%C* ?

[The HogParticipant 253]

When I was 14 I realized I didn’t like younger children. Now as an adult I deplore them. Horrible noisy s~~~ting machines.

If a woman tries to dump her child into my arms I would not accept it. I would flatly refuse and tell her I am not comfortable with holding someones child and probably point her in the direction of the next nearest female.

This also opens you up to being charged as a pedophile!

I never wanted children and I don’t want any in the future.
Horrible p~~~ soaked nasty little s~~~s!

The thing that amazes me the most, when I see women being so proud of their accomplishment of bearing children…. How f~~~ing hard is it to have children, for f~~~s sake all they have to do is open their f~~~ing legs and presto – Pregnant! How f~~~ing proud can a female be for the ability to open it’s legs????

Had a woman loudly declare female superiority because they can multi-task and men can't! Told her to "shut up and fuck off" and she couldn't do either!

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