Help! I Can't Keep My Legs Closed

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I like to watch the Dave Ramsey show for financial advice. This particular segment made me upset, though. I was frustrated that they didn’t ask the $64,000 question: WHERE IS THE FATHER OF THE CHILDREN?! Yes, the dude that impregnated you with his sperm, you bimbo. Do you know his name? Does he have a job? Why isn’t he helping you get an apartment?

This situation seems to happen 1000 times a day in the USA. Some young woman gets pregnant, and some people will either help her out of sympathy or some of us will have to pay income taxes for her welfare check. But why doesn’t the ex-boyfriend chip in some money, dammit?!

I should write a song about this:

SHE CAN’T REFRAIN ‘CAUSE SHE HAS NO BRAIN. 🎵
HE GETS HIS THRILL, AND SOCIETY PAYS THE BILL. 🎵

"I saw that there comes a point, in the defeat of any man of virtue, when his own consent is needed for evil to win-and that no manner of injury done to him by others can succeed if he chooses to withhold his consent. I saw that I could put an end to your outrages by pronouncing a single word in my mind. I pronounced it. The word was ‘No.’" (Atlas Shrugged)

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