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  • #22367
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    Anonymous
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    Dammmmn I’m a lucky SOB! Never Married, No Kids, No alimony, No Court, No child support, no drama, no broken heart (can’t break something that’s already broken)No restraining orders, no arguments, NO PROBLEMS!

    I don’t mean to prance around on my MGTOW horse, but isn’t she beautiful.

    #22371
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    CPT Obvious
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    @MG-Tower: I am seriously conflicted by your comment.  Should I congratulate you or punch you in the face?

    Upon reflection, I have decided to just laugh, because that was a ridiculously funny comment.

    "You don't know a woman till you have met her in divorce court."
    #22396
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    BrainPilot
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    AT MGTower:
    Your post has inspired me to poetry …

    I wish I had a unicorn to ride,
    but I got a horn in the ass when I tried.
    She used no lube,
    and a whole lot of force.
    I should have just settled for mgtower’s horse…

    Look, it's not my fault that tornado dropped a house on your sister. Now get back on your broom and get your ass out of here... and take your monkeys with you

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    BP: excellent post.

    #22418
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    Keymaster
    Keymaster
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    I wish you all the success in the world Andy – and I wish my “wish’ counted for anything in this world.

    You’re a brave man for knowingly walking into such an illusion-shattering environment. Respect for that. That’s gotta be rough, becoming/being aware WITHIN a marriage, but I am of the opinion even if it doesn’t end in divorce, it doesn’t mean it “worked”. Just because you didn’t crash your car on the way to Vegas, doesn’t mean you had a good time.

    The only really troubling thing is the classic “if you don’t ______( insert demand here )____ I will divorce you so fast it would make your head spin” terrorist negotiation. That kind of hostage situation always failed with me. I don’t negotiate with terrorists. I marvel you can keep it light and fun, and I would love to know how. If someone pointed a gun at me and said “give me your car or else”, I would Samuel Jackson that motherf~~~er and he would be road pizza in zero-point-five seconds. Wouldn’t make a difference if she were female either.

    i love the bitch so much

    That I understand. Some of the most classic & legendary couples in film and TV (i.e Mr. And Mrs. Smith, Sam & Diane from Cheers etc) remained inseparable BECAUSE of the friction. “I love the bitch” can work. I have been there myself it was fantastic sex, but they were exhausting.

    But as long as you’re more “asshole” than she is “bitch”, then knock yourselves out, I say.

    If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.
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    BP: btw….don’t quit your day job just yet man. happy international MGTOW Day 2015 in less than 24 hours. holy f~~~ man. we are gonna see s~~~ go down. high five BP. keep ’em comin’ bro. NO CENSORSHIP of MEN here at http://www.mgtow.com

    #22424
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    Anonymous
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    @MG-Tower: I am seriously conflicted by your comment. Should I congratulate you or punch you in the face?

    Hey Captain O, You must be a scrapper yourself, or you wouldn’t talk me like that! Go ahead and take a swing! I’m real f~~~in at ducking, and bobbing, and getting hit!

    I started learning the arts in 1979, and boy did it pay off! Sucks not to be able to defend yourself!

    When I lived in the city I used tactical skills and evasion to survive. I’ve been mugged, beaten, fights were all too common.***
    My self (back then) being bad tempered, and of good nature, got me into a whole lot of ass walloping, MINE.

    My father finished the interior of the house we built ( father and brothers) in the country (while I ran the business). I abandoned the city and swore it off forever! Never will I live in a city again! I avoid cities like the plague!

    Anyway in the country I met up with birds of a feather, and felt relatively safe (I was stupid) same kind of attitudes in the young men (Alfa f~~~ing assholes) Didn’t take long for trouble to find me, and my friends!***

    I had decided “ f~~~ this!” I’m going on the offensive, I want to live in security! Not have to worry about some Alpha pulling a sucker shot!

    In the country the gangs are “townies” town to town. The next town over was a bunch of tough guys, walking around with chest out, shoulders back, and strutting. They made the unfortunate mistake of lobbing a beer bottle at my car, I slammed the brakes to avoid the strike. The whole bunch of them started approaching, I got the f~~~ out of there quick! My car was customized and easy to spot (disadvantageous). I realized the assholes had to be dealt with wholesale!

    My Brother and I, and two friends, with my shiny custom car, went back to the bar they frequented that night . We parked across the street under a tree to block the streetlight. There were about 8 or more of them, we didn’t know. We used duct tape to tape hammers (Estwing roofing hatchets) in the right hand, and steak knives taped in our left hands.
    That’s how much we hated Alpha males! F~~~ them! Any way, in the light of superior forces, and the willingness of these forces to CHOP, CHOP, HACK, HACK, SLICE, SLICE, they “declined” and were WARNED!

    The town on the other side was the same way, until my brother knocked out the townie Alpha Male. There was another Alpha at a gas station that tried to “make” my brother “change his tire”, Out f~~~ing COLD! And there was another time he jumped out of my car while I was still moving, he had an AXE!

    Tyranny has to be dealt with, it only gets worse and worse, until you’re the town punching bag! I strongly urge young men to learn the arts of self defense, It teaches you how to survive intact, and not be used as some sort of Alfa’s urinal…

    I could go on and on how my attitude kept me safe from being under the foot of a tyrant or tyrants.

    Any of you young men out there think your tough because you’re in a gang, look the f~~~ out! You just may go down in a hail of bullets. Some people just don’t take s~~~’ they’ll kill you.

    Speaking for myself, I don’t take s~~~! I don’t give s~~~! I’m not in the S~~~ business! When I do get s~~~ upon, expect to eat your own asshole!

    #22425
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    Spectator
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    Oh s~~~! Agent Crunch is awake and off his meds. This is going to be fuctup!

    http://www.mgtow.com

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    Spectator
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    Thank f~~~ that is all behind me now. i thought i was gonna die man.

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    Crunch: goin to bed soon for the second time tonite. don’t forget to congratulate Key for keeping mgtow’s dick hard for the past 3 years at his own expense. Sgt Tampon…out>

    #22456
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    CPT Obvious
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    Hey Captain O, You must be a scrapper yourself, or you wouldn’t talk me like that! Go ahead and take a swing! 

    Indeed I am….or maybe more appropriately, I was.  After pummeling a few people’s fist with my face, I have mellowed with age.

    I am glad I said it though, because I got a great story in return.  Cheers!

    "You don't know a woman till you have met her in divorce court."
    #22458
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    Anonymous
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    Hey Captn-O, Thank god those days are over (I hope).

    I think the U.S. has a history of violent behavior, I’ve pondered that question, and believe the natives (American Indians) also have a history of violent behavior, then I look farther back and farther over and I see we all have a history of violent behavior. The only remedy for this is MGTOW; think about it? Where else can Black-panthers, KKK, Christians, Jews, Muslims, atheists, even devil worshipers, who cares, true MGTOW are all alike in recognizing that we are MEN FIRST, and assholes second.

    #22482
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    Smitty the Great One
    Smitty the Great One
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    I know I’m in touch with my “inner asshole”, we golf together….

    Life is too long to play by someone elses rules....

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