HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT

[RoyDalParticipant]

An old college pal sent me this. BTW, [1] the student is assuming souls have mass & volume, which is a dangerous and unproven assumption but necessary for the story to unfold, and [2] I do not for a moment believe those two adolescents were actually sleeping! Whatever they were doing — your guess is as good as mine — somnolence was not involved!

HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT

The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid-term, and an actual answer turned in by a student. The answer by one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed)
or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time.

So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Anabella during my Freshman year that, ‘It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,’ and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen
over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and
is therefore, extinct….. ….leaving only Heaven, thereby
proving the existence of a divine being which explains why,
last night, Anabella kept shouting ‘Oh my God.’

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+
(!)

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[UntamedParticipant]

[1] the student is assuming souls have mass & volume, which is a dangerous and unproven assumption

In 1901, MacDougall weighed six patients while they were in the process of dying from tuberculosis in an old age home. It was relatively easy to determine when death was only a few hours away, at which point the entire bed was placed on an industrial sized scale which was reported to be sensitive to “two-tenths of an ounce”. He took his results (a varying amount of unaccounted for mass loss in four of the six cases) to support his hypothesis that the ‘soul’ had mass, and when the ‘soul’ departed the body, so did this mass. The determination of the ‘soul’ weighing 21 grams was based on the loss of mass in the first subject at the moment of death.

MacDougall later measured fifteen dogs in similar circumstances and reported the results as “uniformly negative,” with no perceived change in mass. He took these results as confirmation that the ‘soul’ had weight, and that dogs did not have ‘souls’. MacDougall’s complaints about not being able to find dogs dying of the natural causes that would have been ideal led one author to conjecture that he was in fact sacrificing the experimental animals, as is standard practice in scientific experiments.[2] On March 10, 1907, before MacDougall was able to publish the results of his experiments, New York Times broke the story in an article titled “Soul has Weight, Physician Thinks”. MacDougall’s results were published in April of the same year in the Journal of the American Society for Psychical Research and the medical journal American Medicine.

I couldn’t resist, since I do KNOW there are other planes of existence through personal experiences. Of course, anyone if free to believe in the spaghetti man in the sky or that they are a god, but reality doesn’t change with perception.

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[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

Heeey, thanks RoyDal for sharing this. Funnily enough I was going to look for that exact article which I found before a few years ago online (and yes I like it!) once again soon, so yes, thanks for sparing me that effort, it’s highly appreciated. Nice one, pal.!

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[Anonymous 29]

And this is how we got to the moon ?

[CatsPawParticipant 423]

That is a very old joke. Still, I like the science behind it, I only hope that Anabelle was worth it, cus now we need to stay in heaven with women….

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