Heard best thing today

[lonestar77Participant 406]

I was in my car at a red light and the car next to me had their windows down and this is how their conversation exactly went:

She: “When are we going to settle down and have a baby?”

He: “F~~~ a baby. I don’t need to settle down. All I need is someone to come home to, hang out with, cuddle , watch a movie and that’s it!”

I couldn’t see her face but I’m sure is was priceless. The light turned green and they sped off.

I wanted to get out of my car and commend this man for having the b~~~~ to flat out and say something like that straight to her face.

Bitch had nothing to say after that.

Bravo.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me

[leobez84Participant 124]

*With an old school NFL narrator voice* Great moments in alpha male history.

[ExsliventxsParticipant 1067]

Needless to say, you’ll be a zombie for 2 years. I love my sleep. No thanks.

[RoyDalParticipant]

Bravo!
And I wish the bloke luck. He’s not out of the woods yet.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[BurgundyParticipant 1525]

As awesome he sounded, I hope for him that he uses condoms, because there are dirty methods, to grant themselves that baby. Have heard plenty of times the usual, where the woman stops using the pill, yet tells the guy that she’s still on it.

 

 

 

[RoyDalParticipant]

Burgundy wrote:

As awesome he sounded, I hope for him that he uses condoms, because there are dirty methods, to grant themselves that baby. Have heard plenty of times the usual, where the woman stops using the pill, yet tells the guy that she’s still on it.

One of my XGFs did that to me. Luckily, I caught on before she got knocked up. Close call.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Yes and through the next 20 red lights, she was mentally poking holes in his condoms. While he’s “watching a movie” after “cuddling”…. she will be in the bathroom with the door closed reaching in to the garbage to extract the sperm from his condom and fingering it into herself.

Then she will come out of the bathroom in a few weeks and say “OOPS! I guess you need to think about settling down for the baby”.
That’s the s~~~ women do to a happy man.

Otherwise great story. A MGHOW’s ears are WIDE open.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[kbbroilerParticipant 886]

Ah beautiful words! Thumbs Up!

[lonestar77Participant 406]

she will be in the bathroom with the door closed reaching in to the garbage to extract the sperm from his condom and fingering it into herself.

 

Or what she will do is hold out for sex until his b~~~~ turn so blue, he will end up giving in and eventually will blow it in her. Poor chump I’m sure has NO idea what is in store for him if he doesn’t watch her every move.  Women will go to ANY extreme necessary to impregnate themselves especially if they get them “baby rabies”.

Also what a hell of a discussion to have while driving. You know how crazy bitches drive when their p~~~ed? I bet she drove the both of them right off a bridge after a response like that.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me

[KeymasterKeymaster]

lonestar77 wrote:

Also what a hell of a discussion to have while driving. You know how crazy bitches drive when their p~~~ed? I bet she drove the both of them right off a bridge after a response like that.

Had exactly the same thought.

Are you ready for this? A girlfriend once told me she was pregnant in the passing lane on a freeway. A 7 lane freeway. I thought I was going to get us into an accident. What a f~~~ing bitch. She didn’t even end up having it. Why did she tell me? F~~~ing drama, that’s why. To this day, when a woman is in the car, she can shut the f~~~ up. Even better… she can sit in the back.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[BONEParticipant 448]

If I EVER thought about EVER getting into any relationship with ANY women and she pulls that “when are we having a baby” s~~~ I’d cut that bitch off right then and there because you better believe that point forward she’s gonna be playing Dexter’s Laboratory with your ass.

[IGMOW (I Go My Own Way)Participant 2572]

Don’t like it?  No cuddling for you.  He laid out all that was needed in the terms, and she can forget cuddling if she doesn’t like it.  Really solid terms there.  She had better start to think in terms of what he wants in order to get that kid.  Women have this way of saying things to make it seem about you, but make it about them.  When they ask, “Do you want to (place whatever in here)?” they are really saying, “I want to do that”.  That was her way of saying to him, “When are WE going to have a kid and settle down together?”

"I am my own thang. Any questions?" - Davis S Pumpkins.

[leobez84Participant 124]

Rofl the picture on the top right had me rolling. Anyway sounded like she wanted to use you for that dole money. SMH she lost any and all respect the moment she came up with that fallacious garbage. I hope you dumped her right away.

[BONEParticipant 448]

And f~~~ “cuddling”, leave that s~~~ to lesbians, No penetration for me = No cuddling for you.

[GrumpyParticipant]

lonestar77 wrote:

Or what she will do is hold out for sex until his b~~~~ turn so blue,

1 chance to do that, only once and she’s on the curb with the trash. Period, end of everything to do with her in my life.

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[Darth SinParticipant 576]

Not really.

The best thing would be a man dumping a wench because that is the most logical and rational decision.

[lonestar77Participant 406]

A girlfriend once told me she was pregnant in the passing lane on a freeway

I have no idea why women are so compelled to drop such bombs at the WORST POSSIBLE MOMENTS! I mean why can’t they tell us when we are having dinner or just watching TV ? NO, they have to wait until we are completely focused on something else like driving or anything else that requires us men to focus and pay attention. Just goes to show what DRAMA WHORES they are! I would put them in the trunk if it was legal, forget the back seat.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me

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