He forgot to SGHOW

[SkeptiskParticipant 3679]

He forgot to SGHOW – Scrat Going His Own Way. Female nature is universal.

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[KeymasterKeymaster]

Man that was CLASSIC. +10 for posting that.

Exactly the turtle and the scorpion tale. Exactly.

Turtles crosses a river and the scorpion wants to hitch a ride. “Why should I help you? You could sting me” says the turtle – looking out for his own safety and survival. Scorpion says “that would be silly, then we would both drown”.

So the turtle gives the scorpion a ride across the river, and when they get to the other side, the scorpion stings him anyway.

Turtles asks…. “WHY DID YOU DO THAT???”

Scorpion says: “It’s my nature”.

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The fact that this made it into an animated feature not only demonstrates “female nature” as widely understood as manipulative, backhanded and evil….. but also ends with a heart-shaped smoke cloud as if to say “just because she bats her eyelashes and turns on the waterworks, DON’T FALL FOR THE TRAP YOU STUPID BASTARDS!!! OR THAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU!!!”.

MGTOW thanks 20th Century Fox for making the point.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[RoyDalParticipant]

That’s a true classic!

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[Faust For ScienceParticipant 22526]

Keymaster wrote:

Man that was CLASSIC. +10 for posting that.

Exactly the turtle and the scorpion tale. Exactly.

Turtles crosses a river and the scorpion wants to hitch a ride. “Why should I help you? You could sting me” says the turtle – looking out for his own safety and survival. Scorpion says “that would be silly, then we would both drown”.

So the turtle gives the scorpion a ride across the river, and when they get to the other side, the scorpion stings him anyway.

Turtles asks…. “WHY DID YOU DO THAT???”

Scorpion says: “It’s my nature”.

The rest of the story is turtles shell protects from the scorpion’s sting. And in response to this betrayal, the turtle sinks into the water, and the scorpion drowns.

There are a couple of different versions of that story, with different animals. The version with the turtle is from India. And this is one of the older versions of this story.

The western version uses a fox, with both the fox and the scorpion drowning.

Sometimes the story uses a snake instead of a scorpion.

I believe that moral from all the stories put together is that people don’t control their natures as much as they would like, and those that help will be fine as long as they prepare for the worst, beforehand.

[hellraiderParticipant 2837]

Typical female nature, she wants to have the prize and the male can go to hell.

[The Long WalkParticipant 1282]

Only one thing bugs me about this: She had the acorn first. In reality, he’d have been out busting his ass all day to bring the acorn home, then the events in the video would happen.

[Anonymous 0]

That just about says it all. Thanks Skeptisk

Hi Redpill,
Not to be argumentative, but where did she get the acorn from? Divorce raped some unsuspecting shmuck? Can we believe she worked for it?

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