Have You Turned Down Women In Bed?

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

Chase Pesos wrote:

You guys are buffoons for the vice city references.

It did put me on to Toto and Art of Noise, good stuff. Brilliant comment and connection.

Vice City got me into oldskool metal like Judas Priest, and hairmetal/glamrock like Twisted Sister, Motley Crüe and more. I LOVE Vice City.

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[KaidoParticipant 2395]

Turned down 5 last year. I don’t even bring em to my bed!
Turned down 2 threesomes. Even made out in front of me. All I could do was smile and nod and left them.

This years been worse though. I turned down 15. 1 Tried to seduce me but failed miserably. Literally jumped up on me.

What people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle. Rise above. Focus on science.

[President CamachoParticipant 941]

Vice City’s Emotion 98.3 is full of blue pill love songs, but that’s okay because the game takes place in 1986 and gender relations were WAY better than today.

A Western marriage that survives in the current year is an act of mercy and compassion by the woman.

[SamsquanchParticipant 4226]

I’ve done it twice, once in their bed, once in mine.

Went home with a chick and I wasn’t feeling it, she really wasn’t either, she said I could sleep over but I said no thanks and left.

At my place…so I sleep with a pillow between my legs because if I don’t my back hurts when I wake up. Been doing this for years. Every single girl, and I mean every single girl, has had something smarmy to say about it.

“Oh, is that your real girlfriend?” “Is that your humping pillow” S~~~ like that.

I’d respond with something clever like “At least she doesn’t talk and wake me up in the middle of the night.”

I was at my wits end with dating, had a chick back at my place, we started fooling around on the couch, went back to the bedroom, she see’s the pillow in the bed and starts laughing. Didn’t say anything, just started laughing.

We were both ready to go but I walked out of the bedroom, full mast, and threw her purse out the back door and told her to leave.

I got the “What the f~~~?” response but closed the door behind her before she could say anything else.

Got about a weeks worth of texts talking about how I was a f~~~~~ and what not.

Still makes me smile when I think about it.

[HermitParticipant]

1. My x because I was married to her at the time and I hated her.
2. A gal who I suspected may have had a disease…….make that two…..
3. A gal whose pussy stunk so damn rotten I had to just get away from her.
4. A gal who I let suck my dick, but thought she was too ugly to f~~~.
5. A gal who wanted me to f~~~ her, but I had just watched my buddy dump his load in her. F~~~ing gross, no way.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

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