"Have a girlfriend yet?"

[MattNYCParticipant 2329]

Acceptable answers also include:

“Wait, i’m only supposed to have one gf? Oops.”

“Nah, i prefer having money. I can buy as many gfs as I want.”

“Why would i want a girlfriend? When she turns 40 i have to go through the trouble of trading her in for 2 twenties.”

[Little BirdParticipant 40]

I dread the day when someone asks me this question, but I’m sure that it will be lulz-inducing for me at the very least.

[Tiga KParticipant 1693]

MattNYC wrote:

Acceptable answers also include:
“Wait, i’m only supposed to have one gf? Oops.”
“Nah, i prefer having money. I can buy as many gfs as I want.”
“Why would i want a girlfriend? When she turns 40 i have to go through the trouble of trading her in for 2 twenties.”

If were going for a reaction, this one would be great, especially for the older guys:

“None of those high school girls will talk to me, so not yet.”

[HyperionParticipant 34]

Have a girlfriend yet?

No.
If my response isn´t enough and ask..

Why?

Well, currently women are strong, independent and don’t need a man.
Then, why I would need a woman if I´m strong and independent as they?

That should be enough.

[XSDBSParticipant 3598]

Q “Have a girlfriend yet?”

A “We’re waiting until she turns 18”

[ThermonuclearAutomaticWeaponParticipant 80]

Here is my favorite:

“UR BITTUR.” “R U HERT?” “U MUST B HERT!” “UR AFRAID”

And our all time favorite

“MAN UP SON”.

[DeepInThoughtParticipant 2710]

XSDBS wrote:

Q “Have a girlfriend yet?”
A “We’re waiting until she turns 18”

Lol, f~~~ing brilliant. I can just see the disgust on their faces now. Love it!

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Here’s how you get out of that one….

“HAVE A GIRLFRIEND YET???!!!!”

“NO. But I DO know at least 2 chicks who would have a really big problem if they heard me say that. “

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Tiga KParticipant 1693]

Keymaster wrote:

Here’s how you get out of that one….
“HAVE A GIRLFRIEND YET???!!!!”
“NO. But I DO know at least 2 chicks who would have a really big problem if they heard me say that. “

Yes, with a long pause between “at least” and “2”.

[Frank V.Participant 2445]

Tiga K wrote:

I hate that damn question. I used to get asked that or something similar by people at family reunions when I was in high school. After I started college, they stopped asking. I guess the fact that me and my two brothers always gave stern “no” helped put that to an end. What do you guys have to put up with? I have an uncle that has never married (though he has dated in the past), so maybe my family is less annoying about it. He is rarely questioned about it, but when he is he laughs a little and says something like “not happening”. I have a feeling it might be the same for me, but I don’t know. Maybe once I hit 30 a new wave of annoying questions will come my way.

Being older, it went slightly differently for me. Some of old nosy old ladies at Church when I was a teen (I quit in my early 20’s) used to ask all the time, even saying things like “What’s the matter, don’t you like women ?”

“No, it’s wedding cake I can’t stand !”

As I got into my 30’s, I had seen enough poor losers get married and suffer for it to confirm what I already thought about marriage. And yes, the questions sometimes got dumber and pressed harder.

“What do you mean you don’t want to get married ?”
“What do you mean you don’t want to have children ?”
“You will end up alone !”

No, I don’t need to have children. There are over 7,000,000,000 people on this planet, and the world is not going to suffer because I didn’t knock up some woman I slept with.

“Do you think you are just so special that human history would be scarred forever if you didn’t breed like a dog ?”

Getting married means what ? Inviting the government into my bedroom and signing a contract so awful, that if it wasn’t called “marriage”, no lawyer in their right mind would advise me to sign it ? Coin flips offer better odds than marriage, no thank you.

And the fear of “dying alone” ? By the time you are in your 30’s, you will have plenty of people you both will know who’s marriages ended in a total disaster. Marriage doesn’t guarantee you won’t die broke, alone and ruined, if anything it increases the odds of it !

What grinds my gears is when some asshat who has been divorced once or even twice asks me this kind of question. They should know better.

“How did it work out for you ?”

No, stick to your guns. In your 20’s and 30’s you’ll be the envy of those poor losers who got married. The sight of them living with a ball and chain will leave you feeling like you dodged a bullet ! Wait 15 years, a lot of them will envy you !

Frank V.

[Anonymous 2]

she got aids

[RennieParticipant]

I used to hear that from time to time when I was younger. My answer was always dead silence. The ones who are still alive probably think I’m gay or something and I’m content to let them assume that since it works to my advantage.

[Symmetric MGTOWParticipant 570]

My entire family is in general laid back and cool. They don’t give a s~~~ about me having a gf or not… they just know that I’m doing fine and that makes them happy.

Damn, I love my family.

[BokehParticipant 65]

I just say “Single is better.”

It’s not an excuse, it’s not an argument, it’s not a negotiation, it’s a decision I made, and I owe nobody an explanation.

If they badger me, I end the conversation politely.

[the roadParticipant 3125]

This hasn’t happened to me in a long time. Probably because I got one of my exes pregnant and have a son now. Everyone seems to assume that I was already married.

#MANOUT

[experiencedParticipant]

Say, “Wrong question Bozo. If you mean, “Do I want a girlfriend yet?” the answer is “No.”

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[WhackerGuy2030Participant 999]

Every Christmas this s~~~ comes up.

I’m mature enough to make an attempt to try to politely dispose of the conversation.

“Nope.”
“It’s not for me right now.”

Then they get to digging… Then I pull out the doozie.

After the women have been clucking in the corner for an hour or two about all the things their men do that is stupid and p~~~es them off, I drop this gem… “I couldn’t handle being as happy as all of you.”

[BokehParticipant 65]

I’m that uncle. My response is this: “I tried that. It didn’t work out too well for me, and I’m okay with being single now.”

Nobody really bothers me anymore. I made it clear I don’t want kids, so they focus on the idiots…er, other male relatives who haven’t been snared yet.

[mgtow_85Participant 752]

I had an aunt of mine who would nag at me about my lack of a girlfriend/wife at the reunions. Especially now that my cousins, who are mostly 7-10 years younger than me, are all getting married/having babies. I would voice my objections with, “How could I be happy being a slave to someone else?” She would smile and say, “You haven’t met the right one yet. Trust me, I know. You’ll be definitely married within 5 years. Everyone who tells me they don’t want to be married ALL end up married within 5 years because then they meet the right one and they change their minds after that.”
Her “five year prediction” expired on the day of my 28th birthday. By then, I was no more serious about marriage as I was when I was 23. Still single, living the life, still happy, and no intention on changing that.
When our Christmas reunion rolled around four months later, she began the usual marriage hints on if I had a fiancée yet. This time, I laughed in her face and said, “You said I would be married within five years. You said it ALWAYS happens and that everyone changes their minds and that I would too. It’s been five years and I’m not even close to being married, which makes you a LIAR. I guess you don’t really know me as much as you’d like since you were willing to bet everything that I’d be like everyone else and be married in 5 years. Next time, you should ask me if I WANT to be married. Don’t go around saying that it’s going to happen to me no matter what and that I’d just change my mind in order to impress you and your bulls~~~ timeline.”
“How DARE you speak to me like that!?” She yelled and then proceeded to go into a rage that I was simply “selfish” for “hurting some poor nice girl out there by denying her shot at happiness with marriage and a family”. I just smiled and asked, “Doesn’t MY happiness count more than some woman stranger that you never even met before?” She calls me selfish again and that she couldn’t give a s~~~ about my happiness. The entire time, her husband (second)just looks at the ground and says nothing. In the end, I wanted to smack this dumb bitch, but I simply walked out of the house before I could work up the urge to. My sister had given me a ride up to the reunion, so I was relieved that it was less than five minutes before my sister came out, said she’d take me home, and not to worry about what our aunt said.
The next year, my bitter aunt tried to start a fight with me when we were gathered around for family pictures. She really HATES having her prediction proved wrong and simply blames me for being selfish and for ruining some “poor girl’s life” by not marrying them. I am now 30 years old. I have stopped going to the family reunions, which is easy when I simply say “I have work”.

[MaxParticipant 887]

mgtow_85 wrote:

She yelled and then proceeded to go into a rage that I was simply “selfish” for “hurting some poor nice girl out there by denying her shot at happiness with marriage and a family”.

“How dare you you denying an imaginary woman, marriage?”

I swear to God, logic is a alien language for women!

I became a MGTOW because this was the only logical solution for a man survive in a world replete of gynocentrism and biased against men!

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