Harry Potter Explains Approaching Women

[peterfaParticipant 833]

So, Harry Potter learns how to approach women. Unfortunately for Harry he learns this in the Prisoner of Azkaban but doesn’t remember his lesson in Goblet of Fire (which turns out to be a disappointing since the goblet is just a vessel for entry into the tournament). You’ll see how they girls seriously dis Harry during the point where they boys need to ask out girls.

[Cap285Participant 6007]

Good, very good.

What about when Harry and Ron are trying to get dates for the Yule Ball? When Harry says he’d rather face a dragon?

Fuck this planet.

[peterfaParticipant 833]

Well, Harry Potter has a few plot holes.

[harpo-my-“SON”Participant 2410]

True blue, blue pill hell.

I was bound to be misunderstood, and I laugh at those who misunderstand me. Kind mockery at the well intentioned, but unfettered cruelty towards those would be prison guards of my creative possibilities. This so as to learn as much from misunderstanding as from understanding. Taking pleasure in worthy opponents and making language fluid and flowing like a river yet pointed and precise as a dagger. Contradicts the socialistic purpose of language and makes for a wonderful linguistic dance, A verbal martial art with constant parries that hone the weapon that is the two edged sword of my mouth.

[Anonymous 5]

Harry Potter is placed in magical land – fundamentally the “linear” is sicking with that f~~~n book I find. *sigh -Herman Hesse where are you?  Follow the money trail on that author OH BOY shes just “Sazzie” with bulls~~~! Remember my fine free men that books where the “T.V” back in the day but soon they realized people were developing stronger senses in terms cognitive thinking even if they were reading about porn. Ultimately reading is good for no matter how s~~~ty and f~~~n dumb the story is. So for harry potter – reading….  its good for you ..even if its a newspaper or a 9th grade science txt book – yadadada etc.

[torch1980Participant 93]

Malfoy” He killed meh, he killed meh” lmao

But yea he’s a blue pill gina

"I think of a man, and I take away reason & accountability"

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