"Happy wife is happy life"?!?!?!

[Freedom Not SlaveryParticipant 508]

“Happy wife, happy life” is one of the biggest red pills anyone with intelligence is going to stop and say “what ?!, excuse me ?!, the f~~~ is that bulls~~~ ?!”

First time I heard that I had no knowledge of MGTOW or the red pill but I immediately thought “f~~~ that bulls~~~, if she’s not happy that’s here problem not mine”.

[GrumpyParticipant]

Meh
Misery loves company.
I am not a company man.

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[ForeverDoneParticipant 2928]

Prob. is they are generally never happy. Look at the first lady. Born in Eastern Europe. Came to the US. Married a billionaire. Became first lady. Still not happy. WTF.

[CombatRollParticipant 2594]

I had a simp buddy whose land whale spoiled ass wife stayed home. He walked on egg shells around her and said, “Oh, that’s not gonna make momma happy” and “Let me ask momma about that” or “oh if momma ain’t happy no ones happy”.

F~~~ing pussy.

[bstoffParticipant 4863]

I had that f~~~ing phrase drilled into me when I married my second wife.
I soon realized there is no such thing as a happy wife, but a happy life is achievable, once the “wife” is removed.

[Parker (Freedom Fighter)Participant 99]

I prefer the phrase: “No wife, awesome life!”

LOVE IT!

[averageman55Participant 124]

It’s a good litmus test to filter out idiots from your life.

Or if you’re in the correct business, a sucker to con out of their money. I bet the phrase “family safety” also gets them to spend money faster than Mayweather at a strip club too.

Meanwhile, I can’t even picture being married.

[HermitParticipant]

Always makes me think of some other stupid ass sayings like, “Let me ask ‘the boss’ first”. They say it as though it’s some little joke, but the truth is, their wife is actually the boss. Even when I was married, I did what I wanted to do. I never asked my wife first. Hell, most of the time I never even told her I was leaving the house.

When I ask a man if he wants to go fishing, or go have a beer, or do whatever and he says he needs to ask his wife first, it used to make me sick to hear it. Now, it just makes me laugh at them and reinforces how happy I am to no longer be married.

I was recently asking a guy what kind of surround sound system he had for his home theater and when he was telling me he said it was out in his garage. I laughed and said, “Ah, the wife doesn’t like it in the house, huh?” He agreed that she didn’t like the loudness.

I recently got a new subwoofer for my home theater and this weekend I was binge watching movies with a lot of low frequencies to get my sub set just right. All weekend long the house was shaking and vibrating and no one was there to bother me or bitch, because I’m a free man and I live alone and it’s wonderful.

Happy wife = miserable man

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[CrowbarParticipant 192]

This was me several years ago. Our kids were around a year old, and my wife was a raging bitch. She felt the need to critique how I changed diapers, how I drove, how I did anything. I wouldn’t say anything, but would try to do things just right so she wouldn’t get mad – trust me, that doesn’t work. I’d get home from work at 5:00 after she’d had the kids for an hour, and I’d get a blast about how she’s not getting any help, nobody helps her, etc. This is after I had the kids the entire day the day before with no issues. But I was the dummy who she couldn’t trust to do anything correctly, and she was SuperMom who had this idiot for a husband who she had to keep an eye on at all times. Walking on eggshells wondering what she was going to blow up about is not a way to live.

Once I started biting back some, her behavior improved. I still have much room for improvement on this (I tend to be a silent type who internalizes everything), but I have improved since that time.

As for her, let’s just say I like it better when she’s not around and it’s just the kids and me.

[OpenRoadParticipant 37]

There is nothing – NOTHING – that sums up the blue pill mindset like this.

How about this:
Happy wife, enslaved man.
Happy wife, ball-less bastard.
Happy wife, cuck.

Honestly, anytime I hear somebody say this I lose my f~~~ing mind.

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