Happy Wife; Happy Life

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9544]

I had this short conversation with my dad earlier this week about that saying “happy wife; happy life.” I asked him why is it the husband’s responsibility to make his wife happy in order to keep s~~~ from hitting the fan. I mean, why do we have to make them happy, when they sure as hell don’t do anything to make us happy? His answer is “Because men don’t worry and freak out about small things like women do.”

A more appropriate saying should be: “No wife, no kids, no issues; happy man set for life.”

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[joetechParticipant]

These days, the only time a wife is happy is when she’s f~~~ing her Chad after the divorce is final.

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[EyeswideopenParticipant 2930]

The saying ” Happy wife, happy life” always struck me as negotiating with a hostage taker. I don’t negotiate with criminals.

- Marriage is described as an institution. You would have to be crazy to be commited to it. -"If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal. Not people or things" Albert Einstein

[Silver FoxParticipant 2766]

ResidentEvil7 wrote:

is answer is “Because men don’t worry and freak out about small things like women do.”

His observation is correct. But the obvious follow-up is, “So why in the hell do men have to put up with their infantile behavior?”

Back in my blue pill days, I used to think “happy wife; happy life” was good wisdom, but I’ve since realized a few things.

1. I am not obligated to cure her unhappiness.
2. She enjoys being unhappy…
3. …Because she uses it as a tool.

The Bible has a few things to say about that kind of “happiness” for a guy:

Proverbs 27:15. A continual dropping in a very rainy day and a contentious woman are alike.

Proverbs 21:19. [It is] better to dwell in the wilderness, than with a contentious and an angry woman.

Proverbs 25:24. [It is] better to dwell in the corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman and in a wide house.

"Are you loosed from a wife? Do not seek a wife." --Apostle Paul

[StormtrooperParticipant 1080]

When people say “happy wife, happy life.”

I look back at them and reply “No wife, better life.”

That usally gets the point across.

Having a girlfriend is like owning a gun, the longer your around it, the more you want to shoot it.

[Anonymous 13]

Even in my young blue pill days that expression ‘Happy Wife, Happy Life” really annoyed the f~~~ out of me.

The very expression itself has a kind of subservient tone to it.

i.e. You must appease her and make her haaappyy or there’ll be hell to pay.

Oh man, can you imagine how that saying makes me feel today?

When I hear some dumb, blue pilled mangina smugly quote that line like he has some kind of inner wisdom, I just want to bitch slap him to the ground, knee cap him and set him on fire with a flamethrower!

Burn that blue pill out of the f~~~er.

Just call me Stewie /Family Guy.

[uchibenkeiParticipant 7965]

Happy wife. Miserable husband

I bathe in the tears of single moms.

[SlayherParticipant 2074]

Always despised this saying.

Gives them another excuse to act like entitled bitches.

[Emperor HeracliusParticipant 317]

Happy Wife, cucked hubby, Happy Chad.

"Admit no woman to the imperial councils. Be accessible to no one. Share with few your most intimate plans."

[Anonymous 54]

Anonymous wrote:

Even in my young blue pill days that expression ‘Happy Wife, Happy Life” really annoyed the f~~~ out of me.

The very expression itself has a kind of subservient tone to it.

Same here.Ive never said that or yes dear.
Ive never been pussy whipped. Oh there were fights, but never subserviant pussy whipped s~~~ from me.

I here a guy say that, and have nothing to do with him.Zero respect.

[Back in BlackParticipant 1732]

Happy man, don’t give a damn!

"Women are directly adapted to act as the nurses and educators of our early childhood, for the simple reason that they themselves are childish, foolish, and short-sighted—in a word, are big children all their lives, something intermediate between the child and the man, who is a man in the strict sense of the word. Consider how a young girl will toy day after day with a child, dance with it and sing to it; and then consider what a man, with the very best intentions in the world, could do in her place.” Quote from Arthur Shopenhauer, 17th century philosopher

[Frank V.Participant 2445]

No wife, no problems !

Frank V.

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

“Happy Wife; Happy Life”

-“Happy Wife” doesn’t really exist. How many happy wives have you seen?

-If a man dedicates his life to making his wife happy, then he has just thrown away his life.
He has surrendered any personal interests. He has surrender his freedom.

-Women use their unhappiness as a tool to manipulate their husbands.

-If a woman is unhappy, then I don’t really want to be around her. Who wants to be around a complaining, nagging bitch of a woman? If a lady behaves like this, it is not a good use of my time trying to make her happy.

It should be: “No wife; happier life”

Never stay around an unhappy woman.

[GrumpyParticipant]

How the f~~~ would I have known if “the wife” was ever happy. I was at work all day, sometimes away for months at a time.
When I got home I had to listen to her bitch and moan about how hard being at home was.

Funny, neither ex wife noticed any of the new scars I had until after the divorces.
Happy Wife my ass.

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[mgtow_85Participant 752]

You know who’s come up with that bulls~~~ line in the first place?
UNHAPPY men.
As if they’re hoping that being unhappy JUST in the never-ending quest to make her happy is going to be worth it in the end.

Still, that f~~~ing s~~~ doesn’t fly when I see local floral/jewelry shops harp that bulls~~~ quote on their advertising signs every time Valentines Day rolls around. Plus, it’s starting to make men think and ponder about whether they are really doing the right thing trying to keep that bitch happy.

[Anonymous 11]

Happy wife, rotten life

I want to choke slam every time a cuck emits that phrase.

[Anonymous 3]

The corollary of this saying is that “if the wife is not happy, she will make you miserable.”

But they have the audacity of saying it loud: “When Mama’s Not Happy – Nobody Is Happy!”

For blue pills, this is the reality you refuse to face: you better bust you ass to make her happy, or she is going to punish you.

[Zuberi TauParticipant 10606]

Happy wife, empty wallet.

No thanks!

[PuniShredderParticipant 2268]

No shoes, no shirt, no problems!

Be professional be polite but always have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

[channel-zParticipant 228]

One of my co-workers loves to use that phrase (he works two jobs, by the way, and is often miserable). He also refers to his wife as “The CEO.”

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