Hamster Suing Over A Toy Hamster

[Anonymous 11]

This one leaves me speechless.

Hamster Suit

[Anonymous 42]

Aren’t hamsters vermin? Don’t they eat Decon?
I don’t see what the big deal is??? Decon’s cheap!

[PhantomParticipant 3328]

I don’t even know what to say either.

“demeaning and insulting” from a toy, blah blah blah…

Evidently now, inanimate objects are not even safe from the emotional frenzy of females.

For f~~~sake’s

I hope Hasbro wins

[Soldier-MedicParticipant 2566]

What ever happened to “Hey, I didn’t give you permission to do that. Either start paying me or change the name on plushy toy the perverts will be dry humping in the basement while their mothers are making dinner”?

"I asked you a question. I didn't ask you to repeat what the voices in you head are telling you" ~ Me. ........Yes I'm still angry.

[Anonymous 29]

Oh yeah. The likeness is unbelievable.

[HitmanParticipant]

Kinda looks like her. .I like the toy hamster much better than her ! 🙂

[ShinyParticipant 2307]

It does look like her, except up to the point that it looks nothing like her.

The woman does look like a choking hazard though – I’d keep my children away from her.

[Cap285Participant 6007]

How do they even function in life?

F~~~ me running.

Fuck this planet.

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

the doll bears a physical resemblance to Faulkner, specifically its complexion, eye shape and make-up design.

Shes black the toy is yellow. Wtf? I would be p~~~ed if a toy had my actual name verbatim though. But the “distress” s~~~ about a “chokable toy” and it resembling her is off the charts loony.

Resident cynic.

[uchibenkeiParticipant 7965]

give the toy to richard gere. he’ll know what to do with it.

I bathe in the tears of single moms.

[BigDParticipant 3024]

I feel dumber knowing that something like that is happening.

Don't stick your dick into anyone you aren't willing to put up with for eighteen years and nine months.

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