Hamster Attempts to Spin Lonliness

[KimmurielParticipant 480]

Boyfriends Are A “Social Construct”

The look on this girl’s face. She looks like a syrian refugee staring at a jew.

Oh and the cherry on top is the end of the article when she says:

So please open your mind and see why my life choices are indeed correct after all.

"You meet a few exceedingly forsaken, Sit around the cooler refusing domestication" Aesop Rock

[hmskl’dParticipant 6406]

Who’s to say I don’t also have a boyfriend, just because I am using the term to refer to my remote control? Can a remote control be my boyfriend? Think about it, okay?

Of course your remote can be your boyfriend.

… we should all stop perpetrating the idea that showing up at brunch without a boyfriend … is somehow “not normal.” So please open your mind and see why my life choices are indeed correct after all.

.. just as gmow is also great for me.

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

Pretty young woman in DESPERATE need of a good orgasm at the hands of a strong man. Sucks to be her.

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

Yep another snowflake who thinks no one is good enough for her. (She didn’t say it but I’ve know girls like this and there is one guy good enough—Daddy) Maybe she can convince Daddy to divorce Mommy and then she can marry him and have him all to herself.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

She doesn’t look old enough to have a completely formed brain and she is giving others advice with her 2 years of life experience. She needs a babysitter not a boy friend.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

She practically begging for a bad boy.

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[Jim01Participant 6678]

FrostByte wrote:

She doesn’t look old enough to have a completely formed brain and she is giving others advice with her 2 years of life experience. She needs a babysitter not a boy friend.

Yep – she looks about 16. Who wants advice from someone with no experience outside of school or education? F~~~ that

[The Laughing ManParticipant 1020]

FrostByte wrote:

She needs a babysitter not a boy friend.

HAAAAAA, rekt!

I thought what I'd do was I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes...or should I?

[JVBParticipant]

She’s got life all figured out hasn’t she. She’s probably pregnant.

Peace is > piece.

[XSDBSParticipant 3598]

Kimmuriel wrote:

The look on this girl’s face.

“Resting Bitch Face”

The first of many red flags…

[narwhalParticipant]

Eh. Yes, ‘boyfriend’ is absolutely a social construct. And sure, you can call your remote your boyfriend. You can call your refrigerator ‘cat’, and tv ‘dog’. You can name your vibrator ‘Barak’.

However, if it’s normal for women to talk about boyfriend’s at brunch, then you say it isn’t normal. It may be dumb…it almost certainly is dumb, and you certainly don’t have to like it. But you can’t just decide what is and what is not normal. It is what it is.

Ok. Then do it.

[SamsquanchParticipant 4226]

She’ll be a single mother in a few years.

[channel-zParticipant 228]

I think those are stock photos.

These are the listed authors of the website. If you click on their Twitter feeds, they are exactly who you would expect them to be. http://reductress.com/about/

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