Halloween 2018-Gurl Power Dominated Sadly

[NoLongerBlindParticipant 530]

Frankly…they should have beat Michael Myers to death with a box of tampons…would have been the same thing!

SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT…if you don’t want to hear about it or the end stop reading….

40 years later…After Micheal kills his whore sister Judith in 1963…escaped in 1978 to kill some whores and betas…in 2018…Micheal escapes to do the same…

Ohhhh….but this time Laurie Strode (Jamie Lee Curtis)…her estranged daughter….and estranged granddaughter are ready to kill the movies most awesome serial killer!!!!

And they do…after Micheal kills off the “strong” male characters…police and doctors…it’s ON FOR THE 3 LADIES!

And they take him out in tears…crying and gunfire…just to lure him in to Laurie’ basement…to trap him and burn him alive!

Yep….with all the males dead…the ladies do it…all crying and hugging!

Really HOLLYWOOD? REALLY? If Micheal somehow got away…he would probably be “MEETOO’d”!

Don’t waste your money!

[Anonymous 1]

Hollywood has died a death and there’s nothing left.

As a premise, Michael Myers was creepy.

Nothing more to hang on to.

[NoLongerBlindParticipant 530]

Wait for it on Redbox….no point

[Heave-Ho MgtowParticipant 1797]

Saved me the money I would not spend to see the result I should have expected. Any t~~~ or ass? I bet it was there but hardly worth the pain of the plot.

skip the cavernous vag and go your own way

[Deadly RaverParticipant]

…………….Well, there’s always Jason.

Learn from the past, Control the present, and you will know the Future.

[BeerParticipant 11832]

Eventually enough of these stupid girl power movies will have such awful ticket sales studios will smarten up…either that or the big studios pushing these agendas will start losing market share to smaller studios who just want to make good movies and aren’t as interested in pushing agendas.

[NoLongerBlindParticipant 530]

“Heave Ho Mgtow”….no t~~~ or ass…however their was a pathetic sudo sex scene:

Whore goes to her boyfriend:

“I’m going to dry f~~~ you tonight”

LOL LOL LOL LOL

They dry f~~~ on the couch…MICHAEL SLASHES THEM BOTH TO RIBBONS…THANK GOD!!!!

That’s how bad it was…..

[sidecarParticipant 35842]

NoLongerBlind wrote:

Wait for it on Redbox

Naw. Not even worth pirating.

Seriously, it’s like hollywood is fighting internet piracy by producing only films that aren’t even worth the time of 13 year old boys to steal.

[anonymousyamParticipant 4605]

Thanks for saving me 12 dollars i was thinking of going to see it because i did not know what bulls~~~ was in the Movie but now i am not. Originally i was thinking this was gonna be another movie about some Serial killer doing all sorts of killing till the point where he gets into a final death scene (like what is more likely to happen then what you stated) where he either dies in a shootout or gets put in Prison) but knowing the real ending i know none of this happens.

Just an east coast asshole who likes to curse, If you get offended by words like fuck, cunt, shit, piss, bitch or any racial slurs then you just scroll down.

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

Curtis hasn’t aged too badly. Maybe it’s because she was never that great looking to begin with.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[Anonymous 2]

She cut his head off in one of the movies with an ax how the f~~~ did he come to life again!

[sidecarParticipant 35842]

Puffin Stuff wrote:

Curtis hasn’t aged too badly. Maybe it’s because she was never that great looking to begin with.

Or she’s actually a skinny, nerdy man, and men age much better than women. I’ve certainly never been attracted to her.

[iMickey503Participant 12465]

Ill tell you the secret.. Remember this article about her having a Large Clitoris?

Hmmm,

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