hahaha. Women are now marrying themselves.

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

Anonymous wrote:

Hello! so you are married right?

Right! do you see the ring?

Yop, so where is your husband?

Oh, well actually it is a she.(did he just assumed my wife’s gender?)

Ah! so you are a lesbian, so where is your wife?

Well, actually…I am married to myself.

Ouch…to yourself?(S~~~ another one, too bad I always follow my rules, do not stick my dick in crazy)

Yes, why do you make that face? I am free to marry whoever I want! I AM STRONG AND INDEPENDENT!

Yes, yes you are, so since you are married no space for other relations, right?

Oh, nope, I am in an open marriage.

So you can cheat on yourself.

As long as I do not find out!

Those two are a good couple, too bad she is already taken, LOL!

F~~~, I spilled tea on my keyboard reading that 😀

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[53ClicksUpParticipant 1345]

This is just narcissistic mental illness being put on public display and the propaganda media trying to legitimize yet another completely f~~~ed up thing that women are doing these days. These crazy c~~~s should just throw themselves off an Interstate overpass in front on an 18 wheeler tractor trailer and make society safer and free up more dwindling resources for the rest of us.

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

Wow. I don’t know what to think.
These ladies need professional help.

If a lady really wanted to get married, you would think she would make herself more desirable. Go on a diet. Join a gym. Start reading. Learn how to listen. Show interest in others.

I wonder how much money theses ladies spent on the dress and the ceremony. Probably thousands.

Please get help sweetie.

[Anonymous 5]

Anonymous wrote:

Hello! so you are married right?

Right! do you see the ring?

Yop, so where is your husband?

Oh, well actually it is a she.(did he just assumed my wife’s gender?)

Ah! so you are a lesbian, so where is your wife?

Well, actually…I am married to myself.

Ouch…to yourself?(S~~~ another one, too bad I always follow my rules, do not stick my dick in crazy)

Yes, why do you make that face? I am free to marry whoever I want! I AM STRONG AND INDEPENDENT!

Yes, yes you are, so since you are married no space for other relations, right?

Oh, nope, I am in an open marriage.

So you can cheat on yourself.

As long as I do not find out!

Those two are a good couple, too bad she is already taken, LOL!

Math -epic. F~~~ing epic.

[Blood AxeParticipant 1179]

Just when I thought c~~~s couldn’t get any dumber. Marry themselves or abort themselves, no skin off my ass.

Back off Barbie!

[SkeptiskParticipant 3679]

Man.tastic, Math!!

"Expecting to find a decent woman on a dating site is like dumpster diving and expecting to come out with a gourmet meal." Won'tGetFooledAgain

[qeeqoParticipant 1168]

This is just the cherry on top of their narcissism. Can’t find a man and don’t want to sell that dream wedding dress on Craigslist.

[bobphiloParticipant 1772]

Jan Sobieski wrote:

They realize that they will never trap a man but still need to have the princess party.

They were promised the princess party so they are going to have it.

You will never see a man marry himself.

So true. All women care about is THEIR wedding and THEIR day. The groom is just a prop. These women are just eliminating the minor detail of the groom so they get all the attention and it’s all about them.

[Ice-JiubParticipant 491]

I would marry myself, but I’m worried about the sex suddenly drying up if I do.

[Maraudrz1Participant 2250]

The comments under that video were priceless.

Women's brains and vagina have one thing in common. There is nothing in there until a man puts something in there.

[AntipathyParticipant 4901]

These women aren’t just sad they missed out on the chance to grab a meal ticket for life, they are sad they missed their “big moment” where everyone gathers around them, gives them all the attention, the gifts, the smiles, the congrats etc etc.

It goes to show the self centered nature of women, they have to at some point, have that “glorious day” even if it’s not the real deal.

Personally i encourage more women to marry themselves, save men from the deathgrip of the real thing, and also give people something to laugh at when you tell them you married yourself.

[TwistParticipant]

Its f~~~ed up – they clearly want to get married, but the vast majority have no real interest in being married.

Like wanting to have a drink, but not wanting to get drunk.

What is there about cause-and-effect that their brains (?) not process?

[PatrickXParticipant 217]

I tell you, what their parents told them, what Disney movies told them, what romantic comedies told them totally brainwashed them to tell them their wedding day is the best day. Maybe they will make a Disney movie where a woman marries herself. I will laugh my ass off. It’s time for me to look into checking out of society real soon.

[Anonymous 14]

I do know a nice car i would like to marry…

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