Had a little NFG and This should be hilarious "moment"

[Prophet MicahParticipant 1972]

Made a quick run up to the marina in the area for a bag of frozen shimp for in the morning.

I could see off around 1/4 mi in the distance right in front the entrance was some gussied up bitch and the employee macking on her lol.

I immediately turned on my favorite Dirt Nasty song titled “Suck My Dick”, pulled up real fast, slammed brakes, parked(leaving truck on while I run in so music keeps playing). She gives me this ugly f~~~ing scowling bitch look. I put on my biggest grin and just say “I F~~~ING LOVE THIS SONG!”

Employee(Chubbs, I call him) comes in and says “This s~~~ was nice bro.” And starts laughing with me. Gave me an extra free bag of shrimp!

No Wife - No Strife

[Anonymous 54]

My sides hurt…

Kids these days!!hhaha

[HermitParticipant]

LOL “….swallow it, so nutritious…..”

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[iMickey503Participant 12465]

Prophet Micah wrote:

Made a quick run up to the marina in the area for a bag of frozen shimp for in the morning.

I could see off around 1/4 mi in the distance right in front the entrance was some gussied up bitch and the employee macking on her lol.

I immediately turned on my favorite Dirt Nasty song titled “Suck My Dick”, pulled up real fast, slammed brakes, parked(leaving truck on while I run in so music keeps playing). She gives me this ugly f~~~ing scowling bitch look. I put on my biggest grin and just say “I F~~~ING LOVE THIS SONG!”

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Employee(Chubbs, I call him) comes in and says “This s~~~ was nice bro.” And starts laughing with me. Gave me an extra free bag of shrimp!

YOU ARE NOW MY OFFICIAL MASTER OF COOL!

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[Prophet MicahParticipant 1972]

iMickey503 wrote:

YOU ARE NOW MY OFFICIAL MASTER OF COOL!

I’m not cool. I’m just a nut! It’s a great song to switch to at stop lights as well. You can have some fun with Dirty Nasty bumping.

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