Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina-scented Candle

[RumpoleParticipant 994]

Why would anybody foul the air with this? And it’s only $75.00! You can get a can of cheap tuna for around $1.00.

For that Person Who Has Everything… Gwyneth Paltrow Is Peddling a $75 Candle That Smells Like her Vagina

[EGParticipant 1852]

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[Branched offParticipant 10928]

When I saw the title, I knew it was too absurd to be a joke, it had to be the truth.

“This smell how I would like my vagina to smell” would be much closer to reality.

That perfumier is a darn liar. I wonder if he had to smell the original to before pretending to match the scents?

Imagine trying to sell a candle that smelt like my c~~~. They would be wanting to arrest me for being a perv.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[AwakenedParticipant 35201]

Can you imagine if 50 years ago an actress like Raquel Welch offered the exact same thing????

The PUBLIC Outrage, Humiliation, and Destruction of her career would have quickly followed.

Today, we’re LUCKY if it even makes the news, and when it does it’s met with “Yeah. You Go Girl !!!”

Is there any wonder that marriage and procreation decline each year as divorce increases????

THIS is just a GOOD Example of how much this Matrix has slid down the toilet and into the sewer system….

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[AutoliteParticipant]

I wouldn’t get too bent over this. She most likely just has a vag that smells like candle wax…

[Mr. SpockParticipant 10909]

How would you begin to verify this? If someone bought this candle, how would they know that it smelled like her fishbox unless they have been down there already? Unbelievable.
$75 would get you a blow job from a decent 6 in any inner city.

Feminism isn't about equality with men, it's about leverage over men.

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9544]

This is sickening! Does this woman really think her vagina is so golden, that she needs to market it?! SICK!

https://themanszone.webs.com/

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9544]

https://www.bitchute.com/video/BSBlenKd-qc/

https://themanszone.webs.com/

[MonkParticipant 16985]

She is actually laughing at her followers, but they are too dumb to see it.

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22510]

Tuna in a can, wet corn chips, or toe cheese smell?

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[bstoffParticipant 4863]

The equivalent of the internet waifu chick selling her bath water.

[WPLParticipant 2390]

Monk wrote:

She is actually laughing at her followers, but they are too dumb to see it.

Exactly what I thought after reading that it “started as a joke”. Some of the comments on that article are pretty damn funny.

[TwistParticipant]

Why don’t just steam some shrimp up?

At least then you’d have something decent to eat afterwards.

[HermitParticipant]

Autolite wrote:

I wouldn’t get too bent over this. She most likely just has a vag that smells like candle wax…

Ha, that wouldn’t be too bad if they all smelled like candle wax. Much less offensive than what they actually smell like.

Now every time I see a movie that has her in it I’m gonna’ think, “There’s ol’ candle pussy.”

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

With a slight hint of odor de yeast.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

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