Guy Speak Decoded

[peterfaParticipant 833]

This one is for the ladies. If your guy says anything, consult this guide on decoding what he’s saying:

• “I’m hungry,” = “I don’t require you to cook for me, but would you like to come with me and solve this problem of hunger? You don’t have to if you don’t want to.”
• “I love you,” = “I look up to you. I think you’re intelligent and wise, or at least I don’t feel like challenging your claims of the sort.”
• “You have nice breasts,” = “Hey, you should feel good about yourself. I wish I had something like that to boast.”
• “I want to have sex,” = “No, I don’t think you’re just good for sex, nor do I think of you as a sexual object, nor do I think you’re an object. Rather, I am currently desiring you physically. Let us have some fun and then do something you like after, yeah?”
• “Your friend is pretty,” = “Your friend is pretty.”
• “I don’t want to spend my money on that,” = “I’m strapped for cash after all the other things I bought you. Can I have a break?”

Obviously, this isn’t a complete list. Care to add?

[Anonymous 18]

“It’s not you, it’s me,” = 

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

No = No

Yes = Yes

[RoyDalParticipant]

“I love you darling!” = “Let’s schtup.”

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[DurdenParticipant 1051]

I don’t see why women think its some big secret to what makes us happy.

B~~~~ drained and belly full. Of course that probably would not sell very many magazines

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything

[JasonParticipant 282]

“I don’t want to go out, I’m tired from work” = “I don’t want to go out, I’m tired from work”

“I think you’re funny” = “I think you’re funny”

“I have a headache” = “I have a headache”

“I don’t like dancing” = “I don’t like dancing”

“I’m hungry” = “I’m hungry”

I could go on, but…

There lies serenity in Chaos. Seek ye the eye of the hurricane.

[GunslingerParticipant 242]

Jason wrote:

“I don’t want to go out, I’m tired from work” = “I don’t want to go out, I’m tired from work” “I think you’re funny” = “I think you’re funny” “I have a headache” = “I have a headache” “I don’t like dancing” = “I don’t like dancing” “I’m hungry” = “I’m hungry” I could go on, but…

This! Just last week, I said I was just too tired from work to do anything, and she said ” you just want to stay and play that stupid batman game!” Which was partially true, but who the hell cares, I’m never too tired to play as Batman. So that’s what the f~~~ I did, she huffed and stormed out of the room. Funny part is a week earlier, she said I needed to get back into playing more video games, because it’s what I love…so dumb she can’t even remember her own lies!

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