Guess what is hanging above the urinals…

[Tiga KParticipant 1693]

A sign about sexual harassment. Since I’m sure you all are familiar with the vague definition of sexual harassment and all the nonsense these people like to spread, I won’t describe the sign’s content. It is just the usual misandry and belief in the myth of rape culture.

Apparently the university I attend felt the need to teach us how to not rape and put it in a place where we will be using our rape instruments of female oppression just in case us dumb men can’t remember what we use to rape.

[Anonymous 42]

It’s just another MAN HAMMER to bash the s~~~ out of your spirit! Bad bad bad bad MAN! No good man! It’s utterly endless until it all finally ends! The education system is S~~~ for MEN! I think I’m gonna let the door slam in their faces after this one! If every man did that, then and only THEN would they think something’s wrong! For now they can call me the asshole! I’m usually ahead of the curve on trends! GOOD!

Where are all the good men? There’s only these assholes that wont hold the door, won’t buy us anything, and absolutely refuse to get married!

Great job feminism, our 50+ year sentience is finally OVER! Your misery has only begun! Enjoy your liberation! I know I’m enjoying mine!!!
Oh the Wall®; I forgot about that one! Men don’t hit the Wall®, they didn’t build it! That’s feminism’s monolith! Created by feminism for feminists!
We’re men, we’re a creature of solidarity, we know no bounds!

[NioZenParticipant 856]

Must. Resist. Urge….. To. Rip. Off. Wall…… Stuff. In. Urinal. And….. P~~~. All. Over….. Gnnn……..

We only dream this bondage. Wake up and let it go. - Vivekananda

[XSDBSParticipant 3598]

That’s new, all I’ve seen are advertisements for women’s jewelry.

Should start pasting centerfolds over them.

Oh yeah, Playboy isn’t doing that anymore…

[Anonymous 18]

That’s actually pretty good marketing. Must have been a white knight’s idea to make men think of other mis-uses of their dick while holding their dick purposefully.

Equivalent to that would be false rape allegation statistics on bathroom stalls. She will have hemorrhoid inducing constipation.

[John Woods 13Participant 2855]

I’m sorry, but your title just begs for this answer:

Guess what is hanging above the urinals!
Answer: Dicks.

The answer is NO. “I could but I won’t”. Memini murum!

[Governor Megachris%Participant 3584]

NioZen wrote:

Must. Resist. Urge….. To. Rip. Off. Wall…… Stuff. In. Urinal. And….. P~~~. All. Over….. Gnnn……..

That’s exactly what I would have done.

Surprises me that the university I work at hasn’t done anything here in our bathrooms.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Yeah. Reverse the sexes and put this in a woman’s bathroom hanging above their toilets and watch what happens.

If everything women think is “sexual harassment’ were actually “sexual harrassment” and you reverse the sexes…… every last one of them would get 30 years – in the electric chair, If men claimed fresh air was “sexual harassment” the way women do…… humanity would be completely f~~~ed. It’s a good thing all babies have a 50% shot at being male.

Nobody in your life will harass you more than a woman. Even while you’re taking a p~~~, she will force her bulls~~~ worthless opinion on you.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[XSDBSParticipant 3598]

Keymaster wrote:

Even while you’re taking a p~~~, she will force her bulls~~~ worthless opinion on you.

If I ever walked into a restroom with pictures like that, I would return with cans of black spray-paint to cover that bulls~~~ up.

[Faust For ScienceParticipant 22524]

XSDBS wrote:

If I ever walked into a restroom with pictures like that, I would return with cans of black spray-paint to cover that bulls~~~ up.

No. That would be counterproductive. And those sexists women whom put those images up would try to have charged you with a hate crime for trying to censor their hate propaganda.

Instead, let us use these demeaning sexists images to our advantage, and use them to swell the ranks of MGTOW.

These type of insulting sexist pictures, in such a personal location for men, is a class action lawsuit waiting to happen.

This is so blatant that is provoking. Such sexist actions a reminder to men how women hate them because they have a penis.

Someone should tape a poster, in this men’s restrooms, with the statement, “Tired of these sexist images against you? Go MGTOW.”

[Governor Megachris%Participant 3584]

XSDBS wrote:

I would return with cans of black spray-paint to cover that bulls~~~ up.

If you do that, they’d attempt to charge you with attempting blackface on those pictures!

[KeymasterKeymaster]

This is why they they make a point of mocking with the whole “size” issue.
“Ha ha let me get a measuring tape out…. I can barely see it!! OMG!! Look!”

But no matter how “small” a man’s penis is…. it’s always going to be bigger than HERS.. A woman mocking a man’s penis size , is like a bankrupt person who takes the bus to work trying to make fun of someone’s car. Dumb and embarrassing.

Put the REVERSE posters in a woman’s toilet, while gesturing at her gaping, smelly vagina. Or pretending to chew and implying she’s fat. Or handing her a jelly donut with a tampon string dangling out of it. These c~~~s would go out of their f~~~ing minds.

….. because women actually think vaginas are disgusting.

But penises are fun and hilarious!!

Remember when Britney Spears flashed her vagina and how women everywhere were all disgusted about it? I heard about Britney Spears and her f~~~ing vagina pictures from three separate women that day, who were each frothing at the mouth like rabid turkeys and flapping their giblets in such fervor I thought something gross was going to pop off of something else gross.

That’s why they’re all so f~~~ing negatively excited about Britney Spears, her vagina and her smiley face caesarian scar. It’s like women all over the world are walking around =wearing T-shirts that say “Vaginas Are” on the front……… and then “GROSS!” in big f~~~ off capital letters on the back.

Men and our penises are featured not only in historic statues of artistic fame and incalculable worth, but also in comedies like Something About Mary and the advertisements for Deuce Bigolo 2. The man fact of the world is that penises have been bringing laughter and wonderment to the world for hundreds of thousands of years.

The only thing vaginas have ever done is ruined tasteful photos.

…. and that’s men laughing BACK LOUDER. So put your stupid posters up, bitches and f~~~ your gay false “sexual harassment” claims. You’re not fooling anybody. Nobody would “sexually harass” you in a million years. You’re too f~~~ing fattt. And there is no point in sugar-coating it, because you’d probably eat that too.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Biggvs_DickvsParticipant 3725]

KM – are those real pictures from a restroom?

I’m at work, but I want to gimp/photoshop some bubble captions onto these ladies. Plus I need a place to host the finished product (recommendations welcome).

For example, The one with the tape measure – her dialogue bubble would read:
“Can I measure your wallet?”

The one with the magnifier:
“Here’s the list of things I will contribute to a healthy relationship”

The one with the camera:
“This is the “Before” pic. The next one is AFTER divorce court.”

You get the idea.

"Data, I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know." --Captain Picard,

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Biggvs_Dickvs wrote:

KM – are those real pictures from a restroom?

Yes. From 3 different ones.

Just do a google image search for “women laugh urinal”.

Biggvs_Dickvs wrote:

Plus I need a place to host the finished product (recommendations welcome).

Send them to us and I will put them up for you here.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[MENGINEERParticipant 583]

Tigachris can you give us a pic of the sign above the urinals? Pls.

KM those signs are a riot! With “equality” we should have those in wymyns bathrooms right?

My pictures would be:

some saggy cow udders with me pulling on them and making a sad face and powdered mist coming out (feeling sorry for the cow)

Some women’s opening their legs and I would be wearing a hazmat suit with a mop and some bleach and/or smelly fish carcass

The ideas are endless haha.

[UntamedParticipant]

I was going to a language school few months ago. Used their 4th floor toilet for 2 years, no signs until recently. I go in there and I see above each urinal signs to “aim properly” and flush.
Another shaming tactic that has gone into norms. These places have employees who are paid to clean up. And as for aiming, she can just open her mouth a meter away and see how my aim is.
I did flush. Washed my hands, dried them and proceeded to rip every one of the f~~~ing signs.
She can sue me.

Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
#GenderSegragationNow!

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Untamed wrote:

I go in there and I see above each urinal signs to “aim properly” and flush.

“Aim properly” and flush. is what I call a C~~~ Button. And it’s a collection of these arbitrary C~~~ Buttons that make up every woman’s personality. For example, some women “really care about the environment”. That’s a C~~~ Button. If you hit it, said girl will act like a total bitch because you left the faucet running for thirty seconds while you brushed your f~~~ing teeth. Big deal. If saving Mother Earth is so important, why don’t you turn your car off at stop lights?

Because women are never c~~~s to themselves.

The Toilet Seat being up is another C~~~ Button. But tomorrow is “INTERNATIONAL MEN”S DAY” and toilet seats cross the world will be left up , men will NOT aim and a woman will have to deal with it if she wants to use the bathroom after him. After all, men built the bathrooms and are the reason she doesn’t need to squat over a hole in the dark just to pinch a turd. Tomorrow, make every woman put her own seat down and smell what you left behind.

They earned it.

Happy International Men’s Day,

,… and PS….. put stickies up in the female bathrooms: “You are not worth sexually harrassing”..

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[HitmanParticipant]

Stickers are an excellent idea. .quick and easy. .no mess.. Watch out for leaving fingerprints or any d.n.a. ie:a stray hair etc…

[FullMetalExoParticipant 2383]

XSDBS wrote:

If I ever walked into a restroom with pictures like that, I would return with cans of black spray-paint to cover that bulls~~~ up.

I think a black (and hard to wash) marker would grant hilarious results on this crap 😀

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[John Woods 13Participant 2855]

Keymaster wrote:

The Toilet Seat being up is another C~~~ Button

This toilet seat issue has been p~~~ing me off for a long time now. (pun intended)
First of all, why the f~~~ would we have to leave the seat down? If you don’t want your seat to have p~~~ on it, leave it UP bitch!
Secondly, if I have to lift the toilet seat before I p~~~, you have to lower it before you p~~~. Equality bitch!
Thirdly, why the f~~~ is it good to leave the toilet SEAT down but VERY BAD to also leave the toilet LID down? One would think that also leaving the toilet lid down would improve hygiene and eliminate possible bad smells, no? Yes, but I’ll tell you why they freak out. It’s because they are entitled LAZY little c~~~s. They want everything to be just ready for them and they don’t want to get their delicate fingers dirty.
I say this: if the seat goes down, the lid goes down with it. Either way, the toilet will have to be touched.

The answer is NO. “I could but I won’t”. Memini murum!

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