Home › Forums › Blue Pill Hell › Grooms are now wearing makeup on their wedding day
Tagged: Blue pill, fakeup, manginas, marriage scam, wedding curse
This topic contains 20 replies, has 18 voices, and was last updated by Anonymous 2 years, 6 months ago.
- AuthorPosts
Grooms are now wearing makeup on their wedding day
When Tom Ni, a 29-year-old California native, was prepping for his Queens wedding last September, the marketing exec figured he’d rent a tux and be done. Little did he know he’d be in for a day of beauty treatments at his bride’s urging.
“I know next to nothing about makeup,” says Ni sheepishly. “I was nervous.”
He wound up spending $330 to beautify on the big day — $200 for a top-of-the-line anti-aging sheet mask, as well as $130 for additional skin treatments (including a firming placenta-based eye patch) and barely there makeup.
Often at the behest of their soon-to-be wives, men are now partaking in typically female rituals before a trip down the altar. They, too, are shelling out big bucks — it’s not uncommon for a bill to spill into the four figures when groomsmen join in. Treatments might include mani-pedis, airbrushing and, yes, even makeup touch-ups so that even the guys look flawless come photo time.
“They were telling me what they were doing, but the explanation was entirely lost on me — something about foundation,” says the cosmetically clueless Ni.
‘It’s a nice thing for them to do to feel special, too.’
But all the primping was worth it once his bride, Lily, set eyes on him.
“My wife gave me a once-over with approval — we both laughed,” he says.
Makeup artist T. Cooper, co-partner of NYC’s Metro Look beauty company, who worked with Ni, says groom-focused beauty has been a growing part of her business over the last two years.
“It’s a nice thing for them to do to feel special, too,” says Cooper, who last summer charged a groom and his party of five guys $1,500 for a day of facials, mani-pedis, tattoo coverage with concealer, foundation and powder on necks and faces out in the Hamptons.
Not all her male clients are groomsmen.
Cooper recently worked a wedding where the bride’s acting maid of honor — Jeffrey Ware, whom she describes as a “masculine” dude — had his makeup done right alongside his bestie.
After application, Cooper recalls, Ware admired himself in the mirror and gushed, “I’m not used to seeing my skin look this flawless! I don’t want to touch my face and ruin it.”
Modal Trigger
Jeffrey Ware admired his “flawless” makeup for a friend’s wedding.Instagram/@Jnshaw6Fellow makeup artists say the surge in male grooming is a direct byproduct of today’s selfie culture.
“Social media drives a lot of it,” says New Jersey-based Samantha Agostino, who notes that the entire wedding party usually documents the process in real time. “Even the brides and grooms take selfies of themselves — during the first look and before they walk down the aisle,” she says.
Agostino recalls a wedding party last year where the guys didn’t want to be left out in the cold. “They said, ‘Can you make us look fabulous too?’ ” So she worked her magic with powder until the three groomsmen were photo-ready.
But if metrosexual men are embracing this new era of liberation, they aren’t leaning into their femininity too much. One shy groom anxiously asked Agostino, “It’s not going to look like I’m wearing makeup, right?”
Others are all too happy to go with the flow, especially when the weather wreaks havoc on their skin.
For his Montauk Yacht Club wedding in October, unseasonable heat caused Tyson Evans to enlist the Agostino for a shine-free look. His bride splurged on a makeup package that included herself, her seven bridesmaids and the groom.
“I definitely wanted to make sure I looked as good as I could so our photos would look amazing,” says the 39-year old, who works in education. He got the works: pedicure, lip treatment without shine, concealer on the lips to reduce redness, foundation and Make Up For Ever HD translucent oil-free powder.
Modal Trigger
“It made me feel like I deserve this day,” Tyson Evans says.Anthony Vazquez PhotographyEvans’ pals were supportive. “They’re all guys’ guys. Everybody was getting fancy and were like, ‘Let me throw on a little bit of blush or toner or whatever,’ ” he says.
“It made me feel like I deserve this day,” Evans adds. “I deserve to look good and feel really confident going into that ceremony.”
His bride, Kristen Kanopka, a 32-year-old music publicist, loved his new look. “I just got a kick out of him getting touched up,” she says. “He’s a Texas boy who’s not used to that.”
After all, there’s no shame in the makeup game, say grooms.
“If it’s really threatening to your masculinity, you might want to think about that,” says Ni. “There’s a certain amount of pageantry to it — why not?”
Still, he says, “I haven’t worn makeup since.”
The levels these manginas will stoop to is pathetic. Of course the women thought of this s~~~! Naturally. Now these manginas will lecture other men on “what is masculine”. Fk off, you mangina! Taking your man card away you salon slut!
Anonymous42Dressing up and acting like women? Why not? Look at the entitlements women get! Strictly from a profitable mindset it’s not a bad idea, where can I get my woman entitlemen card so I don’t have to struggle?
You know, being white, male, and privileged has too many disadvantages, they do us no favors, we’re discriminated against and at the bottom of the entitlement list, no matter how low down the economic ladder we’ve been driven.
White Man is the new black whooped slave being shoveled under and forgotten about. Suicide among men in their 50s, especially white men, is at an all time high, even epidemic, but all you’ll ever hear about is women women women, gays gays gays, transgenders transgenders transgenders, like a broken record skipping over and over and over.
I see it as the band that keeps on playing while the Titanic goes further and further under. We’re at the point in history when the keel cracks in two, the front goes under, then drags down the rear as this society slips below the waves of hope and becomes lost in the deep dark abyss forever and ever.
My red pills are extra large and concentrated…
Cooper recently worked a wedding where the bride’s acting maid of honor — Jeffrey Ware, whom she describes as a “masculine” dude — had his makeup done right alongside his bestie.
After application, Cooper recalls, Ware admired himself in the mirror and gushed, “I’m not used to seeing my skin look this flawless! I don’t want to touch my face and ruin it.”
Masculine dude? Really?
Just another day on the plantation .
THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .
F~~~~~ry… i tell you there is strong f~~~~~ry here.
Please do not mistake a f~~~~~ for a homosexual men.
There is a big difference.
Gay guys are usually nice people… f~~~~~s, should be hunt.
To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.
Anonymous3Wow! And I just got done throwing Gold Bond powder on my b~~~~.
A hipster beard should decrease the cost of all of that make-up. I was thinking about having a month of a beard but I would probably look as a f~~~~~ in my area.
I see paint-by-number wedding day kits in the near future.
Anonymous54Step up to the Sacraficial Alter, and have your nuts chopped off!!!!
Be turned into her bitch on day one!!!
Dudes deserve to be laughed at.
Anonymous3Voluntary castration. Hilarious!!
Old Sage…. Thanks!! LOL“man up and get a girlfriend” and then wear make up
Anonymous42They may as well wear makeup, it’s the closest thing they’re gonna get to wearing pussy!
Wow, just more proof that the feminization of men is reaching its inevitable climax.
Fuck bitches... literally and metaphorically
and yet these women who dress and makeup their men like Ken dolls are the same women who wonder where all the MASCULINE men went…..
Women do not love men. Women only love what men can provide.
The future:
The intelligent men–The Men who know that women and society want to use them as tools and for amusement while false dreams and vagina are being waved at their faces–walk away COMPLETELY.
Some “men” are now wearing fake-up on the day their masters get a tight grip on their b~~~~.
Oh well…it is just the beginning….
*drinks palmwine*
My brother make you no follow sheeple o. Look them and Go Your Way.Just another day on the plantation .
<iframe width=”500″ height=”281″ src=”https://www.youtube.com/embed/ZQpS4lN5GbU?feature=oembed” frameborder=”0″ allowfullscreen=””></iframe>
cringe worthy. I’m embarrassed for this guy. The funny thing is she’ll never actually respect him.
God bless peace and freedom.
To be honest, I don’t see much difference.
This just reminds me of every time I see a man bun. I should start carrying a Rambo knife and just cut those suckers off.
I need to flush this s~~~ out of my system – think a Sean Connery Bond marathon is coming my way this weekend (when men were men)
and this comment underneath is too funny…
In Goldeneye N64, “Slappers Only” should have been called “Sean Connery mode”.
Nice video. Hit her again; hit her again!
https://themanszone.webs.com/
- AuthorPosts
You must be logged in to reply to this topic.

921526
921524
919244
916783
915526
915524
915354
915129
914037
909862
908811
908810
908500
908465
908464
908300
907963
907895
907477
902002
901301
901106
901105
901104
901024
901017
900393
900392
900391
900390
899038
898980
896844
896798
896797
895983
895850
895848
893740
893036
891671
891670
891336
891017
890865
889894
889741
889058
888157
887960
887768
886321
886306
885519
884948
883951
881340
881339
880491
878671
878351
877678