Greatest Advertisement Ever

[Anonymous 6]

You know me, i never miss a chance to get a dig in on Michelle Obama. She just makes me itch with every stupid thing she and her husband say and i thank God they are not in charge anymore. If you have not heard, DOVE has recently caught hell this past weekend for putting out an advertisement that made people think that black skin meant dirty. If you were black and dirty before you used their soap, you were white and clean by the time you finished with the soap. Now of course, something got lost in translation but hey, the SJW’s came anyway.

Here’s a better version of that advertisement though:

Thoughts??

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

My brain doesn’t care.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[ghostParticipant]

I would just like to say that Michelle Obama is a feminist C~~~, while Barack Obama is an effeminate, white knight, blue pill mangina.

[surfdude12Participant 4103]

Impossible since Michelle’s dick still would remain

[bstoffParticipant 4863]

Awesome-sauce!
Thanks, Venom, I just made that my new desktop background for work.

[Old BuckParticipant 3596]

She looks like a mongoloid, with a touch of down’s syndrome.
Look at those googly eyes……

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[DucatiParticipant 42]

Wonder what the reaction would have been if the sequence was reversed…hmm

Agree with your thoughts re Moochelle, however she is a snappy dresser, unlike the repulsive pantsuit hillary.

Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials. - Lin Yutang

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Is that an actual ad? I honestly fail to see what their marketing strategy is there. Dove whatever (seriously, is that soap or shampoo or what?) turns bizarre black homunculi with asian torsos and arms into bizarre caucasian homunculi with freakishly white arms? Is that what they’re saying?

Someone was paid cash money to come up with this advertisement? Seriously, it looks like something the chans would s~~~ out.

[SamsquanchParticipant 4226]

sidecar wrote:

Is that an actual ad? I honestly fail to see what their marketing strategy is there. Dove whatever (seriously, is that soap or shampoo or what?) turns bizarre black homunculi with asian torsos and arms into bizarre caucasian homunculi with freakishly white arms? Is that what they’re saying?

Someone was paid cash money to come up with this advertisement? Seriously, it looks like something the chans would s~~~ out.

I’m not spending time looking up info for the Dove company, but I’m guessing since it’s a company that markets women’s things, women control it. Women would also control the marketing aspect of the company. Hence, the garbage ad.

[Anonymous 6]

sidecar wrote:

Is that an actual ad? I honestly fail to see what their marketing strategy is there. Dove whatever (seriously, is that soap or shampoo or what?) turns bizarre black homunculi with asian torsos and arms into bizarre caucasian homunculi with freakishly white arms? Is that what they’re saying?

Someone was paid cash money to come up with this advertisement? Seriously, it looks like something the chans would s~~~ out.

Here it is:

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sidecar wrote:

Is that an actual ad? I honestly fail to see what their marketing strategy is there. Dove whatever (seriously, is that soap or shampoo or what?) turns bizarre black homunculi with asian torsos and arms into bizarre caucasian homunculi with freakishly white arms? Is that what they’re saying?

Someone was paid cash money to come up with this advertisement? Seriously, it looks like something the chans would s~~~ out.

I am sure it was supposed to imply the girl power message of “We are all the same. We are all beautiful”.

Far be it for me to defends the bulls~~~, the advertisement, or the feminism behind it, but to me it is just more of the “let’s look to be outraged behind every silly little thing!” – the left is eating their own now.

NFG though.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Anonymous wrote:

Here it is:

Ah. So your version was photoshopped.

I mean it was obviously photoshopped, but not by Dove themselves. I wasn’t getting that from your post. Those mismatched arms were bothering me.

[Remove me!Participant]

Nice on Venom. I needed a laugh today! Thanks.

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[MonkParticipant 16978]

Ducati wrote:

Agree with your thoughts re Moochelle, however she is a snappy dresser, unlike the repulsive pantsuit hillary.

Hillary needs the baggy clothing to conceal all the portable medical equipment keeping her alive.

[ScarberianMPTGLParticipant 3286]

I don’t know what’s worse, someone took the time to actually come up with that ad or someone took the time to get offended by it. I remember hearing somewhere that someone got offended by it, thinking it was racist or some stupid s~~~.

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[IRuleMeParticipant]

Melania has clearly hit the wall, but I’d still take her over Michelle any day.

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