Got myself a new girlfriend

[shadowParticipant 156]

Only kidding!

http://genius.com/discussions/41700-How-to-make-your-very-own-fleshlight-you-will-never-ever-need-a-girl-again

[Enjoy The DeclineParticipant 1719]

Man, I would believe that most guys believe that porn is better than using that thing. But some may argue that you can do both porn and use that at the same time.

"Question everything" - Albert Einstein

[Biggvs_DickvsParticipant 3725]

Does anyone use a fleshlight WITHOUT porn? It’s made to go with porn.

For any of you guys who haven’t tried one, it feels so close to real pussy it’s freaky. In fact it feels BETTER than one or two real ones I’ve had. Do yourself a serious favor and try one.

Hint: DO NOT buy any of the textured or extra tight models. Only get the original one. For whatever reason they charge a little more for the original, but it’s worth it. The textured ones chaff and don’t feel natural. Also, make sure it’s actually from Fleshlight. I tried some of the look alikes sold on ebay etc and they were all total ripoffs.

"Data, I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know." --Captain Picard,

[Biggvs_DickvsParticipant 3725]

Original Fleshlight

That’s the one you want. I wouldn’t go with any of the other “exotic” models or the ones supposedly modeled after porn stars. Just stick with the original – it’s by far the best.

Last hint: After a few months of use, fleshlight sleeves start to get a little rough on the inside due to tiny tears, etc and because the material is so incredibly soft. When that happens, I heat up a socket extension with a propane torch for about 20 seconds and use that to carefully smooth out the inner surface. Just make sure you do it in a well ventilated place as the fumes can be pretty bad.

"Data, I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know." --Captain Picard,

[Governor Megachris%Participant 3584]

I’ll admit. Sounds intriguing…that, and it’s probably a heck of a lot cheaper than a real, live woman anyway.

[BurgundyParticipant 1525]

I expected a comrade dog pic, by the title, lol.

[Anonymous 42]

Got myself a new another girlfriend

Fixed! There’s nothing “new” just “another”………..

[hmskl’dParticipant 6413]

The geek in me was hoping for something using integrated circuits 🙂 jk

[shadowParticipant 156]

WELLL there we are almost there. I was debating on the purchase of one of these, they look so damn good for the price vs real: http://www.ebay.ca/itm/Brand-New-135cm-Full-Solid-Silicone-Love-Sex-Doll-Baby-With-Metal-Skeleto-/141533149680?hash=item20f40879f0:g:ZSwAAOSwm8VUrIul

AS for the robotic ones, well you can bet im on the waiting list! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgDHxaC_VwU

[MonkeyMindParticipant 5340]

Aparently in Japan a pot noodle made a good substitute for a vagina for masturbation purposes going back 15+ years ago. I remember seeing it on a trashy TV show.

Given that pot noodles taste disgusting, this may be why they sold so well.

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[OneforfreedomParticipant 930]

How is fleshlight better than my hand?

[Biggvs_DickvsParticipant 3725]

Oneforfreedom wrote:

How is fleshlight better than my hand?

It’s made of a space age polymer originally developed by NASA. I s~~~ you not when you put a little lube on it it is NEARLY INDISTINGUISHABLE from a real vagina. Especialy if you warm the lube up a little first. Really.

You know those silicone-ish toys that are super soft and squishy and will walk down walls? It’s like that stuff, but shaped like a vagina. I promise you wont regret it if you try it. Women have been using things shaped like dicks for years to get off and now it’s our turn: Artificial pussy has arrived.

Bottom line: it’s just WAY softer than your hand and it feel real. Leave it to NASA to invent artifical pussy, or at least the substance to make it out of, and then private enterprise comes along and perfects it. A true American success story men.

"Data, I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know." --Captain Picard,

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