Got my teeth cleaned by a woman

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Went to the dentist this morning for a teeth cleaning. Of course it was a woman cleaning my teeth. We’ve never met, but I did learn that her family was a bunch of narcissists, except her of course. Now, given that she ISN’T a narcissist like her family, you might be surprised to find out that in just 40 minutes I also learned that:

She’s gay
Her partner likes country music
Her partner is from California, the desert in Cali
The town she grew up in
That she is in a wedding in a couple of months
That she has had the dress for a couple of months now but still hasn’t tried it on
What sports she played growing up
That her mother smothered her
That she no longer talks to her mother
That her sister thinks she’s stuck up
That she got away with nothing because her older sister got caught doing everything
That her friend getting married already has a daughter
That her friend getting married got boobs and an ass in the fifth grade

I’m sure I’m leaving some stuff out, but s~~~ it’s hard for me to listen that fast.

Good thing SHE’S not a narcissist. I can’t imagine what it would have been like if she was.

Order the good wine

[Anonymous 43]

blah blah blah

they wont shut up. ever.
and if you tell her to shut up, she shivs you in the tongue with a pick.
you have to lay there in that s~~~ty vinyl chair under the light
and just take it.

[SamsquanchParticipant 4226]

Let me guess, she was also overweight?

[Anonymous 0]

with green hair?

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Samsquanch wrote:

Let me guess, she was also overweight?

Nope, she was in good shape and pretty cute.

Anonymous wrote:

with green hair?

Nope, brunette.

All in all, she was cool enough. Dropped an F-bomb about 2-3 minutes into our conversation, so I knew we were going to get along. She said something about her family having no sympathy for anyone else, so I gave her the line that sympathy is just being a word in the dictionary between s~~~ and syphilis. She cracked up at that one.

For the record, narcissists can be fun to talk to. As long as you don’t get involved. I just find it funny how much self awareness they lack. She never stopped talking about herself, yet everyone else in her family were the narcissists.

Order the good wine

[G.O.A.TParticipant 1459]

You didn’t f~~~ her?!

Money is God.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

G.O.A.T wrote:

You didn’t f~~~ her?!

Who said I didn’t f~~~ her? How do you think she became a lesbian?!?!?!

Wait a minute……….

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[Anonymous 43]

D’oh!!!

Yeah boi

Dental hygienist straddles you there in the cleaning couch, trying to get that last morsel of plaque behind that molar, then all of a sudden you are filling her cavity.

Sounds legit.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

The bad part was when she kissed me and I could taste her girlfriend’s cooter.

Order the good wine

[SolidParticipant 7520]

If it were a guy, the job will be done in 20 minutes.
She took 40 minutes so she can talk about herself and your mouth will be busy so you can’t answer, basically “raping” you mentally.
This is like a gynecologist raping a women, because for women, talk is like sex, and someone that they can talk whatever they want, as much as they want and that person can’t do nothing about it, is just rape.

[NerdTunnelerParticipant]

She was not cleaning your teeth…She was fishing for your wallet, your time and your attention…

I stand with feet apart and let my balls hang free...Manginas dont have balls...See how they stand and sit at the whim of their masters...

[Anonymous 43]

I never thought of conversation as rape. Hmmmm

[BrainPilotParticipant 7640]

You got ear raped…!!!

You may have SEEMED like you consented at the time. But did she really ask? And did you really continue to give affirmative consent for the duration of that ear assault?

I didn’t think so! Now go type “metoo” on your twitter page…
😜😜😜

Look, it's not my fault that tornado dropped a house on your sister. Now get back on your broom and get your ass out of here... and take your monkeys with you

[Anonymous 42]

TaxGuy wrote:

I also learned that:

She’s gay
Her partner likes country music
Her partner is from California, the desert in Cali
The town she grew up in
That she is in a wedding in a couple of months
That she has had the dress for a couple of months now but still hasn’t tried it on
What sports she played growing up
That her mother smothered her
That she no longer talks to her mother
That her sister thinks she’s stuck up
That she got away with nothing because her older sister got caught doing everything
That her friend getting married already has a daughter
That her friend getting married got boobs and an ass in the fifth grade

You learned nothing until you find out if she’ll tickle you b~~~~ and swallow! Then you learn something worth knowing!

[SkelatorParticipant 1261]

They talk so much because they are hollow on the inside.

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