Got Hit On By A Land Whale…..AGAIN!

[Anonymous 6]

So today i had just finished working out, went in the student union building to sit down and catch my breath. My phone rung, took the call, and while i was on the phone, this land whale came into the building. At first, she was sitting on the other side of the room in front of the tv’s. When she turned and saw me, she headed over and sat down literally inches away from me. I got off the phone, and she said she sat down to charge her phone. BULLS~~~! She could have charged her phone on the other side of the room, WHERE SHE JUST WALKED FROM!

So she starts yapping about how she is majoring in nursing, ask me what i was majoring in. I kept wanting to leave, but every time there was an opening, she just kept f~~~ing talking! So here i am, stuck, with an unattractive woman in front of me, and i can’t go anywhere. Long story short, these are the topics that she was the most vocal about:

She wants to get married in 2-3 years.
Wants to live in the city
Wants two kids (girl & boy)
Called me selfish for wanting two boys
Called me selfish for wanting a house in the country
Called me selfish for wanting a German Shepherd instead of a little lap dog
Called me selfish for wanting two trucks
She’s celibate
Wants to live close to her parents
Said that boys are harder to raise than girls (I promptly shut that one down)
She said she is a great cook
Loves Netflix and comics
TALKS TO F~~~ING LONG!!!

I finally was able to get out of there, and finish my errands for today. I have seen her around before, she always stared at me, like something was wrong with her. How do i keep finding myself in these situations?

[Anonymous 3]

Here is a proper response to over talkative people that are annoying:
” Excuse me, but I have to take a s~~~”

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22539]

Excuse me, I am extremely sensitive to certain odors. /getting up and leaving

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[RhinoParticipant 3477]

You care to much about what other people will think about you. Next time just get up and walk out without saying a word problem solved.

[Anonymous 6]

Rhino wrote:

You care to much about what other people will think about you. Next time just get up and walk out without saying a word problem solved.

I was cornered man, like a rat in a trap!

[Anonymous 42]

What? No blowjob?

F~~~ THAT!

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22539]

Rhino wrote:

You care to much about what other people will think about you. Next time just get up and walk out without saying a word problem solved.

Get up before they even sit down. This type of woman will be the one who accuses you of rape or molestation just for kicks, if she is batty enough to strike up this s~~~ with a total strange man.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[Anonymous 6]

Anonymous wrote:

What? No blowjob?

<span class=”d4pbbc-font-size” style=”font-size: 100px”>F~~~ THAT!</span>

DUDE I SAID THE SAME THING!!!

When she said she was celibate and wasn’t doing any f~~~ing, i knew this s~~~ was dead.

[RomulusParticipant 4667]

I suggest that old tried and true, head-fake left and then go right move.

These land whales consume a lot of space……….but they don’t move very fast.

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

[Anonymous 7]

Miss you Bro. Sorry to hear you had to harpoon a whale, happy to see you post.
Besides, the newbies need Budlight, dont be stingy.

[BoarParticipant]

Damn. They are getting desperate on college campuses now. I wonder why?

Untamed wrote: Quit complaining and Go Your Own Way in whatever manner suits you best.

[Anonymous 12]

Mate, seriously just walk away.

I have done this when encountered by drunk men who just want to talk s~~~. I walk away, I have done it with women who have tried hitting on me in various ways. I just walk away.

Words are over rated.

[Anonymous 6]

I could tell she was wanting to say something because she has seen me around before. I’m just trying to catch my breath after a workout, and i get confronted by this chick and she takes up all my time. And to make it even worse, there is no potential for a blowjob?!?!

[joetechParticipant]

You must be such a hunk, Venom. (LOL) She couldn’t tear herself away from you. I’ll bet she has a whole refrigerator full of cucumbers named Venom. Oh, you dog!!! (LOL!!!)

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[Anonymous 6]

joetech wrote:

You must be such a hunk, Venom. (LOL) She couldn’t tear herself away from you. I’ll bet she has a whole refrigerator full of cucumbers named Venom. Oh, you dog!!! (LOL!!!)

She said she’s celibate, so that prediction of cucumbers might not be far fetched lol

[NerdTunnelerParticipant]

Your juices must be flowing and she wants a bite…Perhaps its your sweat…

Oh…Stop using AXE super strong…Perhaps that drew the whale to you…LOL…

As suggested, tell her you need to take a s~~~…

I stand with feet apart and let my balls hang free...Manginas dont have balls...See how they stand and sit at the whim of their masters...

[Anonymous 6]

NerdTunneler wrote:

Your juices must be flowing and she wants a bite…Perhaps its your sweat…

Oh…Stop using AXE super strong…Perhaps that drew the whale to you…LOL…

As suggested, tell her you need to take a s~~~…

Next time i’ll send her your way!

[MusclecarGolferParticipant 637]

Next time one docks her carcass near you, break wind in the most obnoxious manner possible.

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

Too f~~~ing nice Venom just f~~~ing leave.

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22539]

Anonymous wrote:

joetech wrote:

You must be such a hunk, Venom. (LOL) She couldn’t tear herself away from you. I’ll bet she has a whole refrigerator full of cucumbers named Venom. Oh, you dog!!! (LOL!!!)

She said she’s celibate, so that prediction of cucumbers might not be far fetched lol

She is saying shes celibate to be exciting to you, to want to be her “first”. And get her pregnant.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

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