Got Caught In A Blue Pill Vortex Earlier 'Crap, Crap, Crap. . .'

[Sky-OParticipant 18933]

I’ve been jumping out of planes since May in road trip mode.

Sleeping in my tent on landing fields, in plane hangers and occasionally allowing myself the luxury of whatever one star motel I encounter along the way.

A sky hottie that I jumped with earlier today confronted me an hour ago, said I look like s~~~ and asked me what I’ve been eating the last couple of days.

I told her my nutritional supply is in my backpack and she emptied it out and commented on each item she found.

Beef jerky. . .’Crap’

Zone Bars. . .’Crap’

Popcorn . . .’Crap’

Swedish Fish. . .’Crap’

Nutella & stix . . .’Crap’

Almonds. . .’OK, maybe’

Canned Spagettios. . .’Crap’

And then she asked me what I’ve been drinking besides 12 beers every night and I said Powerade. Which she also determined to be. . .’Crap’

Then she gave me a bottle of water and told me to drink all of it.

And said I needed to eat something. Then busted out her cooler and made a sandwich for me that was comprised of wheat bread, lettuce, tomatoes, avocado & cucumbers.

And cleaned a cut on my arm that is infected and had dirt embedded in it from a landing yesterday.

And volunteered to take a bag of clothes I have in my Jeep to a laundromat near town tomorrow when she brings her stuff there.

This is a Level VI tactical lock on attempt. I’ve experienced it before and know when it’s time to set up red pill perimeter defenses.

[bstoffParticipant 4863]

She made you a sandwich??? Then she did your laundry????
She’s taking you ring shopping tomorrow, buddy!

[AposematicParticipant 2671]

Vegans are never hotties.. there is ya red pill mantra

Afinogyny.. from the Greek Afino {to abandon/ to set down/ to leave /to allow/ to let } + Gyny {Women} MGHOW’s philosophy to not engage women without “hating them”. Narcorca =Narcissistic Orca typically spouting to a bathroom mirror taking an arms length selfie ; Wallinate describes post wall females whose SMV is terminally negligible New Years resolution "To not make women happy" . Instadestitue: yet another Neologism for Men that cohabit with women that decide to pull the handle of intervention orders.

[Manspread MansplainerParticipant 4222]

It’s all good man.
A chick at work borrowed me a lighter and I told her I would return it…
I didn’t.

Figured it’s about time a woman do something for me I can take advantage of.

LOL

If women ran the world = It would become the shithole you are seeing.

[Back in BlackParticipant 1732]

Sky buddy, this is it! She must be the one! Go for it!

Just fukcing kidding man. Eat better and drink more water and mostly remember that “hottie” is far more dangerous than jumping out of a plane.

"Women are directly adapted to act as the nurses and educators of our early childhood, for the simple reason that they themselves are childish, foolish, and short-sighted—in a word, are big children all their lives, something intermediate between the child and the man, who is a man in the strict sense of the word. Consider how a young girl will toy day after day with a child, dance with it and sing to it; and then consider what a man, with the very best intentions in the world, could do in her place.” Quote from Arthur Shopenhauer, 17th century philosopher

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

Anddddd she thinks she is gonna nail you down.

Bulls~~~, jump, jump for your life buddy.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[bladeParticipant]

I just read ya other thread and now this .

Sky-O wrote:

told me to drink all of it.

WTF sky’o . Breast feeding sucking her tit next.

Masturbate more often and triple red pill intake .

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[bladeParticipant]

Sky-O wrote:

Swedish Fish. . .’Crap’

Swedastan fish = tusken jizz fish sticks . Pumped fresh on the decks by fresh waves of immagrants .

Ok i understand now whats happened . Maybe blow ya nose bro . Just trying to help

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[WhySoSeriouslyParticipant 14]

predator got her eyes on a prey and now she’s grooming the prey for the kill

[Anonymous 3]

Great story! Sounds like your having s great time I’m jealous of those Swedish fish, gonna have to buy some
Have fun. In my estimation your on an adventure & you know not only what your doing but what your dealing with. Enjoy

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Well, she could just be a nice person. They do exist. But the beauty of it is that she will most likely never openly hit on you. So all you have to do is say thank you and not hit on her and nothing will come of it. That’s the best part about being a man. Nothing will happen unless you initiate it. You have to be in the game for it to be a game.

The only way you win is if you don’t play. War Games.

Oh, by the way, you’ve been eating like crap.

Order the good wine

[MonkParticipant 16975]

Unknown detected.

Identification: Active male.
Analysis: Active male more likely to make money.
Attack: Initiate target acquisition.

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