Girlfriend vs. Motorcycle

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

Well I thought I already wrote this story but it’s not appearing in my post archives so here goes.

The other day I was out in the parking garage charging the battery on my motorcycle in preparation for some spring riding when the guy in the next parking spot pulls in. He and his woman get out of the car and he shouts over to me:

‘Hey, you going for a ride?”
“Not today, just charging up the battery.”
“I’ve been wanting to get a bike but the wife won’t let me.”

I look over at her and she crosses her arms resolutely, bracing for the douchebaggery.

“I wouldn’t, either.”
“What? What do you mean?”
“I mean if I were with a girl or had a wife and maybe kids who depended on me, I would expect her to be against me riding and she’d be right, I wouldn’t ride.”

The wife uncrosses her arms and looks at me with surprise.

“Not even dirt bikes?”
“Look, I don’t want to get involved here, I’m just saying that if I had a woman at home, I wouldn’t want to be out doing something stupid and dangerous and f~~~ it up and her have to come identify my lifeless body. When people are dependent on you, you just can’t take that kind of risk. That’s why I stay single… so I can do all the dumb, risky, exciting s~~~ I want and not have to worry about anyone else’s needs or feelings.”
“Bro, you’re killing me. You’re supposed to be on MY side.”
“Sorry man, but I’m on MY OWN side.”

[FuckMeSpectator 215]

HAHAHA, love this one doc!! Little does he know the dumbest, riskiest thing he ever did was marry that bitch…ride on doc!!!

You think Chernobyl was bad? Wait until the ink drys on that marriage contract you just signed...we know, you just wanted sex and fun...you could have gotten that for $100.00 a couple times a month instead of DESTROYING your life!!!

[Silverstone the SecondParticipant]

Good stuff, Doc. I would have told him to do what makes him happy, ie getting a motocycle, and if his girlfriend didn’t want him to be happy, then what kind of girlfriend is she?

Feminism is a movement where opinions are presented as facts and emotions are presented as evidence.

[Anonymous 42]

Good one doc, you let HIM know where HE stands! Slaves are to valuable as SLAVES to let them HIM take any chances! You showed him his invisible shackles! CLANKITY CLANK CLANK CLANK
I’m thinking about getting an ultralite aircraft, snowmobiles fly but they don’t steer good @110mph 4ft off the trail, however they do have EXCELLENT landing gear! ,

[hmskl’dParticipant 6406]

Saw Harley Davidson cruising around town yesterday with high temp around ten degrees. It was nice to see a motorcycle in February in upper midwest; roads were dry but we do have lots of snow piled around 🙂
.. we’re expecting another five inches of snow today through tonight.

[SpacemonkeyParticipant 1481]

You know, riding a motorbike is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman;

First you get her on tick over to warm her up,
Then you put your nozzle in her hole and fill her with juice,
Then you sling your leg over and take the old banger for a f~~~ing hard ride.

Or something….

“Long is the way and hard, that out of Hell leads up to light.”

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

FuckMe wrote:

Little does he know the dumbest, riskiest thing he ever did was marry that bitch…ride on doc!!!

Oh yeah, that’s a good one! What I should have said is “I do dumb, dangerous s~~~ like ride motorcycles and fly stunt planes and you do dumb dangerous s~~~ like let a woman control you and live in your house!”

This guy didn’t look like he was ready for that kind of truth and probably would have responded violently… but I’ll keep this one in my bag for when it’s appropriate. Thanks!

[AttonParticipant]

This guy didn’t look like he was ready for that kind of truth and probably would have responded violently… but I’ll keep this one in my bag for when it’s appropriate. Thanks!

Should have told the truth and invited your friend glock to keep the peace.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Get a girlfriend and she will try to tell you you can’t have a motorcycle.

Get a motorcycle and all sorts of women will want to be your friend.

The choice is obvious thanks to Woman Logic like that.

[OgreParticipant 5863]

He’s just not trying to convince her the right way. One test drive and she won’t let him not have a bike.

https://lifeisalabyrinth.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/geniusneverfalloff.jpg

On second thought, he’s decided to keep her around and ask her if he can get a bike.

I was a motorcyclist even as a married blue pill. Maybe I was purple already since her feelings on me spending my money and the risk I’d be taking didn’t even enter my mind.

I failed to realize in my youth that I was the prize. I was going to work. I was going to earn. Little did I realize that due to feminism, that no longer meant I had to share. Road soon, Desert after.

[hollowtipsParticipant 681]

F~~~ a wife and a bike, stash the cash and go on a bitchin vacation somewhere warm

[GrumpyParticipant]

Just my perspective.
1. My motorcycles have never disappointed me, I knew exactly what I was getting when I “bought into” my bikes.
2. Every bike I have ever ridden, had a unique character trait that was easy to find and handle.
3. My bikes always gave me warning/signals/sounds that warned me ahead of time that something wasn’t “working right”, as did my trucks, cars, firearms, electronics, and even my dogs.
4. Not a single bike I ever had tried to take me anywhere I didn’t want to go.

Girlfriends, wives, or f~~~ buddies? Not so much.

At absolute minimum, I can ride my bike when I want to

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

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