GF tells BF, it is either her or the dog and the BF gives a good reply

[MorpheusParticipant 2177]

The reply is at 2:02

[Gabriel A. KingParticipant 730]

Bwa ha ha ha ahhaahha !

[Maraudrz1Participant 2250]

Muwahahahahahaha

Women's brains and vagina have one thing in common. There is nothing in there until a man puts something in there.

[SESQUI ano estParticipant 2535]

At least the man’s dog is loyal and faithful.
Hehehe.

Everyday above ground is a good one. Everyday above ground while single...better still.

[JakeParticipant 909]

my old dog was a real lady when she wanted to lick her arse and what not she would jump of the bed and do it on the mat such a good well behaved dog that I miss.

[ArcturisParticipant 2819]

Brilliant!

Protect Your Sovereignty. Women WILL TRY To Manipulate You. #NOCONTACT #ICETHEMOUT

[JVBParticipant]

Hahahjahjahja.

Peace is > piece.

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9552]

I don’t have a dog, nor do I care enough to own one, but if it were a cat, I’d still choose the cat over a selfish, faithless c~~~ who’s biggest interest is herself. She deserves to be lonely.

https://themanszone.webs.com/

[Frank V.Participant 2445]

I have a dog and a cat. I know for a fact that man made the right choice.

If she gives an ultimatum, DTBN (Dump The Bitch Now).

Frank V.

[CuckSniperParticipant 449]

Her: “It’s either me or the dog!!!!”

Him: “Will you lick peanut butter off my b~~~~?”

Her: “What? No. Gross!”

Him: “I’ll keep the dog then. Bye”.

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

C~~~s demanding things like me need them. Jokes on them.

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[Can’t Stump TrumpParticipant]

Lol, I got trolled by the wording of his post.

Frank V. wrote:

If she gives an ultimatum, DTBN (Dump The Bitch Now).

This response is excellent. Forget the dog: if a girl says “it’s me or that smelly sock you never wear,” keep the stinky sock, because if you don’t, you’ve already communicated to her that she rules your life, and it’s only downhill from there.

Women are better at multitasking? Fucking up several things at once is not multitasking.

[phoenixgod1995Participant 3352]

Women are wearing out their tools faster than they wear out their pussies. This ultimatum may have worked in the 60s, but now men are waking up and men know they can find another girl anytime they want, but dogs don’t live as long as humans and dogs are more loyal.

Marriage and Divorce for a man is like getting a cactus shoved up your ass. It’s painful with all the spines that go in and it is painful getting all the spines out, meanwhile Wifey gets most of the money, your home, your kids, and practically everything you own.

[TheGreatSiameseParticipant 127]

Years ago, back when I still attempted to meet women on the internet via dating sites, it was surprising how many women stated that they were allergic to cats as soon as they found out I had a cat.

[XSDBSParticipant 3598]

An observation about women’s ultimatums:
“It’s me or the dog/video games/friends/etc”

When a man chooses something else over her,
it’s because she isn’t his “first” choice, he would rather do something else.
So instead of trying to better herself to become his “first” choice”,
she would rather eliminate all his other choices, leaving her as his “only” choice.

If you went into a restaurant, and the only food they had left was yesterday’s special:
Would you order/eat it?
Or go to a different restaurant?

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

XSDBS wrote:

If you went into a restaurant, and the only food they had left was yesterday’s special:

Being in a relationship is like going to the same restaurant night after night and being forced to eat yesterdays special which was the same as the day before, and the day before that and the day before that.

Where do I sign up?

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

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