Getting a Vasectomy

[SMADParticipant 651]

Greetings Brothers,

Hope everyone is well. I am hoping to get some info / opinions / feedback on…*drumroll*….Vasectomies.

At 34, I have decided that I want to remove myself from the gene pool and get the snip. I have no kids of my own and quite frankly, I don’t want to anymore.

I hear there are two methods of having a vasectomy (in UK at least) – the “scalpel” cuts and a “pin point” incision, where the tubes are cut and cauterised in both procedures with the pin point method having less downtime / complications etc.

Has anyone else here had their pipes fixed? Whilst I am not afraid of potential pain / discomfort, I feel that a 15 minute minor operation and a week or two of uncomfortable sitting / walking is far less painful then a life time of baby jail.

Also as well, part of me wants to keep it absolutely secret I have had the procedure and then if some s~~~ c~~~ of a woman turns around and claims shes pregnant, I can engage Smug Mode Level 1000 and wish her and the baby daddy well, knowing full well I will be firing blanks and can only assume she has been a cum guzzling slut.

I say this because whilst marriage, co-habitation and now children are off the table for me, the occasional date and pump isn’t too bad every couple of months.

But I digress – vasectomies gentlemen. Your input is greatly appreciated!

Marriage?  No thanks, i'm not ready to be THAT miserable.

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

i got mine before going monk. Was 32 back then.
3 months later a girl tried to pull the “i might be pregnant on me”.
DO IT.
Get sniped and tell no one. thats when you really learn women nature.

Every men should get the right to protect himselft from being cucked, traped or f~~~ed for life.

vasectomy, GET YOURS NOWWWW.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[I am SpartacusParticipant 164]

I’ve had it done. Best decision ever! Watch your caffeine intake. Epididymitis. Look it up.

"I am Spartacus!", said Spartacus.................and everyone around him.

[DocParticipant]

Had mine in Feb 2014. In uk too.
Won’t pretend- it was painful. But some feel it while others don’t.
Took 15 minutes.
Your biggest hurdle will be convincing Your GP to refer you. Given your age and the fact you don’t have kids there is room, (at least in your GPs eyes) for you to live to regret it. You need s good argument if you want to win him round.
I was over forty and had two kids so my GP didn’t hesitate.

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape, finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. Marcus Aurelius

[Puffin StuffParticipant 25018]

When I was 42 I met this women who was 14 years younger than me. Having just been in a horrible custody fight I did not want children with this woman.

At that point I realized, despite having one boy, 20, that I didn’t want anymore kids.

The difference is that you are younger and don’t have a kid.

You may want to consider freezing some sperm should you change your mind. Once it’s done it’s difficult to reverse.

The vasectomy was painless and a little sore for a day.

I always say I’m not going to tell women but, when your first dating, a vasectomy is such a relief for women that they’ll sleep with you quicker. Women seriously worry about unwanted pregnancy.

You can see the relaxation in the face when you tell them you have a vasectomy. They light up and you could tell that’s one less thing for her to worry about.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[SMADParticipant 651]

Doc wrote:

Your biggest hurdle will be convincing Your GP to refer you. Given your age and the fact you don’t have kids there is room, (at least in your GPs eyes) for you to live to regret it. You need s good argument if you want to win him round.

I have been thinking about my “argument” for a few months / years now. What I want to say is using family history as my excuse, such as “my mum and dad got divorced when I was young and I have seen / been part of children in the middle of a power struggle – something I wouldn’t want to inflict on future children.”

Or

“I have no interest in continuing my family line.”

“Having children around me makes my skin crawl and I am far too selfish to want to raise a kid.”

“The thought of making a woman pregnant actually causes emotional / physical issues and puts me off having sex.”

Or something along those lines. Perhaps there are M.D’s here that might know the right “wording” that could convince and therefore save a fellow brother? 🙂

Marriage?  No thanks, i'm not ready to be THAT miserable.

[SMADParticipant 651]

Puffin Stuff wrote:

You may want to consider freezing some sperm should you change your mind. Once it’s done it’s difficult to reverse.

I did have a moment or two to consider this, but I don’t want to freeze anything. 10 years ago, my blue pill self wanted a family, kids, the house and white picket fence and all that s~~~.

The older I’ve got, the more the idea repulses me and now I have reached the pinnacle – seen too many stories now (here on MGTOW forums and in real life) of baby trapping / s~~~ty custody battles and c~~~ women using children as weapons against the dads.

My own biological children are no longer something I want in my future. I would rather have a small farm holding and look after donkeys, goats, pigs and other abandoned animals that would love to live out their days in a safe place then some disappointing spawn that has to grow up in this disgusting world.

Marriage?  No thanks, i'm not ready to be THAT miserable.

[WraithParticipant 97]

SMAD wrote:

Also as well, part of me wants to keep it absolutely secret I have had the procedure and then if some s~~~ c~~~ of a woman turns around and claims shes pregnant, I can engage Smug Mode Level 1000 and wish her and the baby daddy well, knowing full well I will be firing blanks and can only assume she has been a cum guzzling slut.

The smug level 1000 comment made my day… cheers!

BTW I had the snip and the resulting swelling was bad, everyone is effected differently, the scar is detectable but only if you’re looking for it.

I am Spartacus wrote:

I’ve had it done. Best decision ever! Watch your caffeine intake. Epididymitis. Look it up.

I had never heard that, thanks for the info!

[DocParticipant]

SMAD wrote:

DocDJ wrote:

Your biggest hurdle will be convincing Your GP to refer you. Given your age and the fact you don’t have kids there is room, (at least in your GPs eyes) for you to live to regret it. You need s good argument if you want to win him round.

I have been thinking about my “argument” for a few months / years now. What I want to say is using family history as my excuse, such as “my mum and dad got divorced when I was young and I have seen / been part of children in the middle of a power struggle – something I wouldn’t want to inflict on future children.”

Or

“I have no interest in continuing my family line.”

“Having children around me makes my skin crawl and I am far too selfish to want to raise a kid.”

“The thought of making a woman pregnant actually causes emotional / physical issues and puts me off having sex.”

Or something along those lines. Perhaps there are M.D’s here that might know the right “wording” that could convince and therefore save a fellow brother? 🙂

You need to be more straight to the point and tell him you just know you don’t want kids. Categorically. Just not into them at all. Never have been.
Tell him you aren’t that interested in women relationship wise but want have sex and have no worries about getting women pregnant because you just don’t want kids.
If you did end up in a relationship you tell the GP you won’t be with someone who wants kids.

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape, finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. Marcus Aurelius

[DocParticipant]

Yes it’s a big bonus not letting on you have had it done but the Irony is that women will be more interested because they can f~~~ you worry free.
That was my experience anyway.
4 women since my divorce but I ended them all because that just bored me with their feminine s~~~.
It’s control. Emotional control. Either direct criticism, or manipulation through compliments. The worst is the expectation that you somehow Belong to them because they let you f~~~ them.

I belong to nobody. Well except my kids. We belong to each other.

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape, finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. Marcus Aurelius

[JVBParticipant]

I was 36. No kids either and didn’t want any. 100% covered by my insurance, but it had to be done in a doctors office not in a hospital. Local anesthetic propped up my head and watched the whole thing. Cut, pull out plumbing, cut, burn, stitch and return plumbing. Rested for the weekend and back to work Monday. Didn’t even need the pain pills prescribed.

Just do it bro. Make not !! Having kids your responsibility, not hers. We known how that could end.

Peace is > piece.

[Puffin StuffParticipant 25018]

If they say you owe it to stay with a woman because you f~~~ed her just give her 200.00 and tell her, ‘there you go, now we’re even’.

Women know exactly what women are selling pussy for and it will but her in the classification with hookers and that really p~~~es women off. Not because of jealousy but because they have to share the slaves labor with another plantation owner who treats her slaves better.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[Anonymous 1]

15 minutes and 2 days later I was digging a trench. I was 28 at the time and the doctor asked me 3 -4 times. Yea I’m sure what am I paying you for..

My only advice is to get tested and document that you are shooting blanks.

[MoreSkyParticipant 4865]

Had the snip about a year after my daughter was born (I was about 34 at the time, also UK). Couple of days of swollen nads and the occasional discomfort since but absolutely no regrets and was definitely the right decision.

I got interrogated a couple of times by my GP but as DocDJ says I think the best way is to be totally straight and just say you never have, and never will want kids.

Also, as Kowalski says – get the post-op results documented. From memory the test and checkup was about 6 months after the op.

"...reinvent your life because you must; it is your life and its history and the present belong only to you.” It is Your Life, Charles Bukowski.

[DocParticipant]

MoreSky wrote:

From memory the test and checkup was about 6 months after the op.

I think it was 3-6 months for post op testing.
I still have my letter stating I now fire blanks.

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape, finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. Marcus Aurelius

[505vikingoParticipant 521]

Single best decision I ever made. No regrets, got mine well over a decade and half ago. Kept me from many a sleepless night. Cannot think of one draw back whatsoever. “It’s a MAN’s body,” and I suggest you press the trigger and roll forward with making the decision asap. Or, look forward to being served a summons/subpoena eventually and being labeled a “deadbeat dad” and possibly, thrown in jail. No thank you, I will pass and go my own way forever.

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