getting a vasectomy today. what to expect?

[zyo81Participant 84]

Getting it this afternoon.  Not taking any relaxant, gotta drive myself home.  I don’t want anybody to know.  Any advice on after care?  People say everything from mild discomfort for one day to ball swelling for a week.  I took tomorrow off just in case.

[alternative_rooParticipant 26]

Don’t ride a bike and invest in a pillow, your nuts will ache.

Depends on the country, in the UK you’re awake when they do it but you can’t feel a thing.

[zyo81Participant 84]

USA here.  I’ll be awake.  They gave me numbing cream to put on before and then they’ll do local numbing.  I’m not worried about the procedure itself, mostly the recovery.  I hate downtime

[alternative_rooParticipant 26]

You’ll be fine if you man up

*Chuckles* no really it’s not that bad, stings a bit if you sit on it but your b~~~~ have enough skin so it doesn’t “stretch” and hurt that way.

[zyo81Participant 84]

I’m kinda freaking out now.  Why the he’ll did I Google vasectomy gone wrong.

[Anonymous 9]

The needles were the most intimidating part for me. One for each nut. After the freezing the surgeon makes a small incision. He then finds the tube (vas something?) and removes a section of it. It kind of felt like a fish tugging on a fishing line. Walked out after the procedure. Bought a small bag of frozen peas to lay on the scrotum. No heavy lifting. Orgasms feel the same. Get some support underwear. I would think you’ll be fine unless you’re getting a buddy to do it in his garage.

 

 

[GhostingTyXyParticipant 10]

I got mine when I was 25. No kids or wife. The procedure was less than 20mins and I was awake for the whole thing. There was little to no discomfort. For the next couple of weeks I didn’t have sex and I took it easy. They told me to get 20-30 ejaculation out before I would be fully able not to knock anyone up. It was one of the best choices I made in my life so far. It has saved to an untold amount of money and headaches.  The real key is to never tell the woman are dating or seeing that you’ve had one. If you care about still f~~~ing chicks. \

It has become my secret weapon in a sorts. When the subject of children comes up I always lie and tell the little ladies that our kids would be cute and I cant wait to me a daddy and take care of my family. I get laid left and right all the while I’m laughing to myself. I’m like, “bitch you have no chance in hell of getting knocked up by me.”

[zyo81Participant 84]

Well yeah I still wanna smash or I wouldn’t bother with the surgery.  I like your idea of a secret weapon haha.

[zyo81Participant 84]

And I’m in the waiting room now.  Who the he’ll would have Jim Bob do it in the garage?

[Anonymous 9]

Howdy Zyo. I am hoping the surgery went smoothly.

I was being sarcastic with the garage statement. I did watch a documentary some years ago about a surgical procedure in Asia? somewhere that had men going to surgeons (using the term loosely) to have plastic BBs inserted into their peckers. Kind of a built in french tickler thing. It was done in garages and backs of store. The penis would be skinned open and BBs inserted under skin and then stitched shut. Similar to taxidermy. Infection was a big problem, understandably so. I spoke with a woman about this and asked her who the surgery was done for, pleasure wise.  The male or the female. We both knew the answer.

It was the same for my vasectomy. It was a simpler procedure for me than for the ex to have a hysterectomy .

Eddie Murphie’s definition of hysterectomy :

Where you scrape out all the pussy and just leave the box it came it.

Keep ’em on ice.

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

Congratulations. You now have a “get out of paternity free” card. Just make sure to wait for the negative sperm count report from the lab.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[Just a DoormanParticipant 33]

First thing, make sure you do all the followup tests to ensure sterility. Keep a bag of peas and use Aleve when necessary. You’ll be good in a few days at most. You can expect some pain when you ejaculate that may last months, but it should subside. If it lasts too long, tell your doctor.

 

Congratulations on your choice. It was the best decision I’ve made to date.

[zyo81Participant 84]

Thanks guys.  The surgery was…not a happy time.  Numbing medicine doesn’t work on my mouth as strong as it should, and apparently down there as well.  He offered to stop and go to the hospital at a later date, but I told him to just get it done.  There was some colorful language but it’s all over now.  The after pain isn’t bad.  It’s really only uncomfortable when I get up.  The peas help.  I’m going stir crazy though.  I don’t just sit around for long periods usually.  I’m going to follow his instructions to the letter though to minimize complications.

I’m very much looking forward to getting a sterile test result.  That stress reduction will make sex so much more enjoyable.

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