Getting a Vasectomy in 30 minutes

[007 (Reborn)Participant 1672]

Greetings Brothers,

I’m sitting in the waiting room at my local urology clinic about to undergo a life changing procedure…a vasectomy.

Flashback: 2 weeks ago I visited a urologist for a consultation. He is a cool dude that has performed over 5000 vasectomies. After checking my vitals he asked me why I wanted a vasectomy at 22. My response was, “I like children, but I don’t want my own and never have. I’d rather take my nephews hunting or to an amusement park than raise them. Getting a female pregnant would screw that up. Having kids isn’t for everyone.” He replied in a surprising way “Good for you. I got a vasectomy in my thirties and never regretted it once.” He is in his 60’s now, has no kids, and goes golfing 2-3 times a week. I have a hunch that this doctor is a MGHOW.

The procedure should be simple. The doctor will pry a needle-sized whole in my nutsack and inject Lidocaine to numb the pain. Then pull out the das Verens tube (this tube sends sperm to your ejaculate fluid). The tube will be cut in half. He will then use a mini soldering iron on both ends of the tube so they can’t merge back together. That’s pretty much it. No stitches required.

I’m not nervous at all and have had no second thoughts. Actually, excitement is flowing through my veins. This surgery will make me happier, less stressed, and more responsible for my future.

We are all trying to make our lives meaningful. The popular narrative is to get a job with high pay, get married, have children, and provide for your wife and kids for the rest of your unsatisfied existence. Kind of like the sucker who is in front of me in line. The guy has 4 daughters and a land-whale wife waiting for him after his sperm tube gets snipped.

I’ve known my whole life that my life’s meaning is to achieve freedom. I’m taking control of my destiny. Having a wife/girlfriend and kids would prevent any man from being truly free.

Anyway, I’ll provide you all with an update immediately after the procedure.

Pursuing Happiness and Freedom.

[RoyDalParticipant]

I am wishing you the best of health and a long life full of happiness.

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[Anonymous 1]

hope everything goes well, good luck brother.

[Anonymous 6]

I envy you buddy, no more worries 🙂

[MattNYCParticipant 2329]

All the best brother! You’ll be done in no time. Mine was a bit uncomfortable, but not at all painful.

The discomfort, of course, was completely overshadowed by the feeling of relief at never having to deal with another “oops” moment. WHEW!!

[Everything is all we’ve gotParticipant 233]

I really can’t wait until vasalgel is introduced – hope it went well for you 🙂

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[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

Ouch!…

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[007 (Reborn)Participant 1672]

Thanks for your support.

The surgery was very smooth with minimal pain. The doctor even let me watch the whole thing! It was fascinating to see what the inside of my scrotal sack looked like. I should have taken a picture XD

I feel like I got kicked in the nuts 10 minutes ago, but it is worth it.

I have now surpassed the point of no return. It feels damn good too!

Pursuing Happiness and Freedom.

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

Best of health, brother!

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[MattNYCParticipant 2329]

High-five!

No bicycling for a week lol

[AscendedParticipant 698]

In modern age this is something that is required if a MGHOW wants to be happy and help the world from being overpopulated 🙂 I like that!
Feel free to report back to us.

"We are free to follow our own path. There are those who will take that freedom from us, and too many of you gladly give it. But it is our ability to choose – whatever you think is true – that makes us human. There is no book or teacher to give you the answers, to show you the path. Choose your own way! Do not follow me, or anyone else."

[Frank V.Participant 2445]

Good luck on a smart move !

It’s now not just a matter of saying “no”, now you can make it stick !

Frank V.

[HitmanParticipant]

well done 007.
mission accomplished !
thank you for sending intel back to base.
your next mission , if you care to accept it is..
CONGRADULATE YOURSELF!..
wish i could buy you a fine, well deserved meal.
i’m a bit jealous right now !

[experiencedParticipant]

007 licensed to spill.

Congratulations.

Please obtain massive qty of documentation for the false fatherhood accusers. It’ll make a vas deferens.

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[The Long WalkParticipant 1282]

It takes b~~~~ to step up and get the snip. I salute you, sir.

[Crazy CanuckMember 4215]

Good for you however you should still use condoms, due to STD more than anything else.

"If pussy was a stock it would be plummeting right now because you've flooded the market with it. You're giving it away too easy." - Dave Chapelle

[VarunParticipant 2981]

Comgrats brother bond. You’re finally free. How’s the follow-up pain…if any?
The pain’s all I’m scared off. If that isn’t an issue, I’ll get one to in no time.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

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