Game of War Fire Age Commercial

[LosPukeParticipant 514]

For my very first post on MGTOW.com, I wish to share the popular commercial starring Kate Upton.  Maybe I’m wrong, but it seems that she is surrounded by White Knights that are willing to die for her because of her physical beauty.  F~~~ that!  Pick up a sword bitch! Join the fight!

[JollyMisanthropeParticipant 3356]

Not sure if the creators are just trolling since she’s pretty much the only reason anyone knows about that game.

The Children of Doom... Doom's Children. They told my lord the way to the Mountain of Power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the Earth... Ha! Time enough for the Earth in the grave.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

who is Kate Upton?

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[JollyMisanthropeParticipant 3356]

Russky wrote:

who is Kate Upton?

Some blonde model with nice t~~~.

The Children of Doom... Doom's Children. They told my lord the way to the Mountain of Power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the Earth... Ha! Time enough for the Earth in the grave.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

JollyMisanthrope wrote:

Not sure if the creators are just trolling since she’s pretty much the only reason anyone knows about that game.

Is this a commercial for solitaire? Because this commercial makes me want to pay solitaire.

[Anonymous 9]

If I recall I think I read something about Kate Upton in one of KeyMasters posts. She is cute. I could sooooo disappoint her.

[– Deleted on Request –Spectator 936]

Kate Upton’s a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model and has done lingerie ads as well.  She’s what is often described as having a fuller figure and, to be honest, she actually looks quite nice…. right now.  Add 10 years and a kid or two, that might not be the case.

 

 

[KingOfTheSeaParticipant 1270]

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Kate Upton’s a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model and has done lingerie ads as well. She’s what is often described as having a fuller figure and, to be honest, she actually looks quite nice…. right now. Add 10 years and a kid or two, that might not be the case.

I don’t know, man. She has pretty much no ass.

[Governor Megachris%Participant 3584]

I like her fuller figure, but I laugh when women say she’s too skinny and is what’s wrong with the world. I used to have a poster of her. Every woman that entered my abode HATED it! I know they didn’t like it because they felt “insignificant” though. Direct quote from a couple of them. I ditched the poster after ditching women, though. Didn’t want to feel like or appear that I idolized women anymore.

[KingOfTheSeaParticipant 1270]

Governor Megachris% wrote:

I know they didn’t like it because they felt “insignificant” though. Direct quote from a couple of them. I ditched the poster after ditching women, though.

Got to love that. They can drool and dote all over their cardboard cutout of Channing Tatum or whoever but as soon as they feel like they’re not the most attractive in the room, they have to bitch.

[Governor Megachris%Participant 3584]

The most interesting thing I’ve noticed is that while women shame other women for being “too fit” and complain how “unrealistic” she is, a man can see a more physically fit man and say, “what can I do to look that good?” We set goals for ourselves instead of put down other men…unless we’re talking about wimpy feminist white knight men like Tatum, then we don’t care for them.

[KingOfTheSeaParticipant 1270]

I agree. When I wanted to get in shape, I read everything I could get my hands on by people in the know. I see girls all the time in the gym with their boyfriends who clearly don’t know much about lifting themselves who are coaching them in bad form. But it doesn’t matter; they quit pretty quick once they realize they actually have to work hard to get visible results.

[– Deleted on Request –Spectator 936]

Megachris:

 

Many years ago, I used to work at a certain government facility.  The lunchroom in my building was literally covered wall to wall with Playboy centrefolds.  Someone even arranged for a subscription to it and, soon after the latest copy arrived, the centrefold would go up, though when I was there, space was at a premium.

 

The women in the building thought it was a hoot and I remember seeing some of them sitting down with a newly arrived issue.  They looked through it and one of them stopped and said out loud:  “Mine look better than hers!”

 

Unfortunately, someone from the main office in Ottawa decreed that such things were to be removed…..  Oh, well, it was fun while it lasted.

 

[BONEParticipant 448]

Those commercials make me sick to my stomach.

[Vector VikingParticipant 413]

I never realized that was what the game was called.

I thought it was called “Game of Boobs: T~~~ Age”.

At least that’s just what I got from those commercials.

[harpo-my-“SON”Participant 2410]

LosPuke  I copied and pasted this from your post in google search “popular commercial starring Kate Upton”. The top result I opened and pasted the address in here..hope this helps you in the future.. I had not seen the advert and had to search it out.. sharing it this way helps the others who have not seen it…

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/tvshowbiz/video-1137163/Game-War-live-action-advert-starring-Kate-Upton.html

I was bound to be misunderstood, and I laugh at those who misunderstand me. Kind mockery at the well intentioned, but unfettered cruelty towards those would be prison guards of my creative possibilities. This so as to learn as much from misunderstanding as from understanding. Taking pleasure in worthy opponents and making language fluid and flowing like a river yet pointed and precise as a dagger. Contradicts the socialistic purpose of language and makes for a wonderful linguistic dance, A verbal martial art with constant parries that hone the weapon that is the two edged sword of my mouth.

[LosPukeParticipant 514]

Thanks, harpomason!  It seems that I need to spend a little more time learning about how to do such things.  I am simply amazed at some of the talent that I’ve seen on this website (especially the pictures of your work).  I wish that I had the knowledge of the collective represented here.

 

However, the wisdom that I’ve gained from reading the experience of others will allow me to devote time to self-learn what I am weak in.  And that is by not wasting my time or money on bitches!

 

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