Funny story- WK vs cop

[foolsgoldParticipant 5643]

My cousin is a police officer in a large city in the U.S. No, he doesn’t like his job because of one thing-WOMEN. He has too much time in to bail. The story he told me this fine holiday weekend made me smile. I’m pretty sure you will to. It starts out like this.

He was on his way to work and out of habit he drives through a parking lot of a large business. He noticed that a rather attractive 20 something female pulled into a handicap parking spot and rushed out of her car and ran inside the building. Keep in mind that he is not on duty or in uniform yet. He gets out of his personal vehicle and follows her into the building. He approaches her and politely asks her to move her vehicle because other people need those spots for a reason. She tells him to f~~~ off and get lost. He calmly walks out of the building and calls one of his fellow officers to ticket the car. The officer was placing the ticket on her windshield just as she was coming out of the building about 15 minutes later. My cousin was still present. By this time she figures out that he’s a cop. She changes her tune and walks up to him. She asks him why he didn’t tell her who he was. He answers by saying “Next time someone asks you to move your car, move your car you dumb c~~~”. He then jumps into his vehicle and continues his drive to work.

Fast-forward 10 years later. My cousin is sitting at an eating establishment in the same town, again out of uniform but on duty. This pretty good size dude approaches him and asks him if he is still a cop. He looks behind this dude and notices the same women from the incident he had dealt with years ago. He figures him to be either her bf or husband. My cousin lies and says he doesn’t do that kind of work anymore. So the WK immediately starts s~~~ with him. My cousin calmly arrests him for DOC and some other charge. The WK spends the weekend in jail. Turns out it was her bf. My cousin drops the charges later on. He admitted he just wanted to teach him a lesson.

My cousin is extremely reasonable for being a cop. He always has been. He gave her a chance to move her car. She didn’t do it. He told me he gave the WK a chance to walk away. He wouldn’t do it. The moral of the story is that it doesn’t pay to White Knight. I hope you enjoyed the story as much as I heard him tell it.

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

Bravo to your cousin & a big male high five.

If only all cops saw through female s~~~ and WKs.

What a wonderful world it would be.

Buy him a beer for me …… you’re paying 😁

[chirParticipant]

Is it any reason women are unhappy.  Bad choices then hold others responsible.  Never themselves.  Deep down she knew she was wrong yet held a grudge for 10 years.  Holding onto hate for that long makes for an unhappy human.

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning; it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

[foolsgoldParticipant 5643]

I’ve bought him plenty of beers over the years just for the job he does. Again, he hates his job because of women. He has told me many stories about his 15 years on the job. Mostly about women. He just never told me this one before. He does everything in his power to NOT to have to arrest someone. He tells me that most of the domestic violence calls he goes on are bulls~~~. Most of the false charges filed in general are filed by women. He says he doesn’t hate women but understands how they operate just by the job he does. He does take them seriously until they prove otherwise. He tells me that he can tell the female is lying faster than an NBA shot clock. He just wants to put his time in and GTFO. What a s~~~ty job, huh?

[KingOfTheSeaParticipant 1270]

chir wrote:

Is it any reason women are unhappy. Bad choices then hold others responsible. Never themselves. Deep down she knew she was wrong yet held a grudge for 10 years. Holding onto hate for that long makes for an unhappy human.

Not to mention it accelerates her towards the wall.

@foolsgold: Your cousin sounds awesome. Wish all cops were that cool.

[treelville..miamiParticipant 893]

Thanks for sharing, that was awesome. Women have no respect and it always burns them in the long run. Hilarious!

"The wounds of honor are self inflicted"

[Crazy CanuckMember 4215]

All the money and resources women create with their lies. People who lie trying to get people arrest should be locked up themselves.

"If pussy was a stock it would be plummeting right now because you've flooded the market with it. You're giving it away too easy." - Dave Chapelle

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